what genre is this atrocity?

or just baitcore for efficiency's sake

I'm convinced brokeNCYDE is a straight up joke. It has the feel of a bunch of skaters playing some kind of grand practical joke, taking the piss out of MySpace emo bullshit. I mean, that part where they're listing off all the brands? Plus, the whole thing about "lets get drunk tonight/we don't have to fuck/baby, bring a fried along"? And then there's all kinds of absurd sutff going on in the background. Pay close attention to all the extras and what they're doing.

Then again...

fried=friend

I'd say this is approximately 57% ironic. It's hot horrible.

not horrible, obv.

what is interesting about this phenomenon (other than how wildly bad it is) is that these people took the 'CRUNK SCREAMS' of Lil Jon (etc), the auto-tuning of T-Pain, and the agonized pain of emo-pop and rolled it into one genre that is so bizarre and insane sounding that it kind of works.

just another gypsy hook
choking on that dick you rode
and it's taken his, in which i abode
where i slit the moat of my mothers throat
rot into me, rot into me
oh no

most of us can merge in the back of the seat
the last and go into my back straight gets me clean
well i heard the bird atop your head
slumming monk had cut my bed

rot into me, rot into me
nanananana nanananana.
oh woahh..
rot into me
rot into me

http://www.myspace.com/sonny

this is why they make AK-47s.

The dude in the first video looks like the 90s Eurodance star DJ Bobo:

Er... Why is there a guy making death metal noises in the background? I dunno about the genre of music, but whoever is behind this certainly invented an entirely new genre of dickhead, which must be applauded.

(talking about the first clip in the thread)

rot into me, rot into me
nanananana nanananana.
oh woahh..
rot into me
rot into me

http://www.myspace.com/sonny

― Milton Parker, Saturday, March 28, 2009 7:03 AM (1 month ago

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2009/04/77-boardrum-foot-village-crash-worship-several-butthole-surfers-members-probably-shooting-their-head.html

sonny's got traction!

Good lord, this is horrible stuff (the first clip, at least)

ha that sonny stuff seems ok to me!! bring on the bubblegum i say

brokencyde 545 up, 113 down
The act of having a penis inserted into your ear.
1. "Holy shit, my grandma died last night"
"Really? I got brokencyded last night"
"Oh man, I'm so sorry."

2. "Did you hear about Jerry?"
"He's in hospital, yeah? The old brokencyde again."
"It pierced his brain. He spent all day yesterday telling me how much of a musical genius Chad Kroeger is."

^informative

can we take a moment to contemplate the unsung influence of Hellogoodbye?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-KQ1tp_qOQ&feature=related

get crunk >>> freaxx

"here in your arms" is more like "with or without you" meets "digital love", and it is also 100% wonderful

http://www.breaksilencerecordings.com/myspace/bc13/june09/images/booty_14.jpg

By all means, join the mailing list!

> the unsung influence of Hellogoodbye

"unsung"? We should have half the luck.

Haha, I thought about starting a Brokencyde WTF thread when I stumbled on this a while back:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noRRQ8o3tdA

Glad someone else did. I think.

These guys seem so bereft of charm or charisma. people are making videos who don't have interesting personalities and seem shy and unprepared on camera. I hope the youtube generation doesn't define and generate current artists via viral videos, although I guess that's what is happening.

That 2 Drunk 2 Drive video reminds me of taking the joke boy band vocal break in d12's My Band and turning it into an entire song and then making it date rape creepy.

their album is coming out soon

crunkcore is an idea whose time has come

they're playing the warped tour too

If you think there won't be 30 bands that sound like them by the end of the year you're crazy

ALBUCRAZY

word

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr0-9MHYTuQ

give the start a listen then ffwd to 2:46

must be fake

like its any more unbelievable than the other garbage in this thread?

http://www.myspace.com/attackattack

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2482/creepin.gif http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6396/jewydance.gif

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/crunks_not_dead.jpg

I'm not sure if attack attack is crunkcore

maybe they are autometal

creemo?

I'm gonna get started on forming my deathcrunk band, think bone awl + autotune

lolz at attack attack

cher metal

that wld be Deadsy (or son-of-cher metal, if you will)

I like the war over the brokencyde entry on wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BrokeNCYDE

their album is coming out june 16!

I predict this will be a watershed event forever altering the course of modern music

forget about bloomsday, it's brokeNDAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrXnZ2HGVXM

I've been singing "let's get freaky now/let's get fucking freaky now" all week. My wife does not appreciate this

in bed

haha

versace rolex watches

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/BrokeNCYDE_(4th_nomination)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/BrokeNCYDE_(3rd_nomination)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/BrokeNCYDE_(2nd_nomination)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/BrokeNCYDE

I'm actually kind of disappointed ILM has been overrun by brokencyde googlers

also lol @ cher metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbCEcX0pzMg&feature=player_embedded

A Darwin Deez song was playing in the store I was in yesterday. I didn't like it, and was relieved when it ended.