pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

Yeah, it's obv plagiarism.

did anyone compare it to the band's press package? My impression of most reviews is that 50-75% of the background information is lifted directly from materials provided by the bands.

OK but even the hackiest lazybones reviewers tend to have the presence of mind not to use the exact same turns of phrase in the same order as the press release

just checked; press release doesnt have that stuff in it

i tried to find the mines press kit (cause the article is from 2010) to see if it originally came from there but could not do so

I'm appalled, frankly, that this bastion of music journalism has sunken so low.

I'm appalled, honestly, that this stalwart of music journalism has sunken so low.

can't believe the dudes from Menomena got divorced.

rip divorces

They made a cute couple

Damn yo

Does NOONE AT ALL read/like Killscreen articles? Lonely out there

I'm appalled, frankly, that this bastion of music journalism has sunken so low.

― Trip Maker, Thursday, September 13, 2012 6:16 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm appalled, honestly, that this stalwart of music journalism has sunken so low.

― Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Thursday, September 13, 2012 10:27 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haw that totally went over my head before

wut

http://pitchfork.com/features/ordinary-machines/8980-cold-facts/

a little much but also kinda feels inevitable. or maybe just a throwback to the brent dicrescenzo era.

killscreen is just so painful. my fav embarrassing killscreen moment were the awkward interviews with southern rappers in which the interviewer would typically seem confused they played madden instead of [insert indie game here].

brent d. should really reunite, i think enough time has passed that he could headline coachella if he got back in the game today

just read three paragraphs about someone's facebook history and had to stop before i killed myself :/

Ooh! I'll read it later

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNDA2NTg2NjE4Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMjYxMDg5._V1._SY317_CR0,0,214,317_.jpg

I remember with stinging clarity the night I first made a Facebook profile.

nope!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD7LNDLKfWY

I can't believe that's the first sentence

the guy who tells time with a pocket watch
oh that guy

While not as overt about siphoning prior goodwill as Cuban Linx Pt. II, Iron Fists does recall the last truly great Wu-Tang group project helmed by RZA, the Ghost Dog OST.

lol gtfo

I actually thought Zoladz's piece was nicely written, even as I'm not sure what its ultimate point is (other than "the Internet has changed everything!"). It also made me feel old.

From their review of the Interpol reissue:

In retrospect, 2002 may have been the very year that we stopped talking about how music sounds, and started talking about what other music it sounds like.

So no one ever compared one band to another before Interpol?!?

Yeah it was never a thing ever before that.

2002: The year smilie broke.

Smilie or simile?

:)

crap. 2012, the year my mental spellchecker broke.

i would think pitchfork is responsible for a lot of that

I sort of love that line for its ballsy, full-on wrongness.

http://s3.vidimg.popscreen.com/original/14/eGtxZTNzMTI=_o_saturday-night-live-david-spades-hollywood-minute.jpg

“I saw Stone Temple Pilots this weekend. I liked them better the first time around…when they were called Pearl Jam.”

"we" is a bad idea in music reviews, period

it's fine if you're telling an anecdote about yourself and your friends

or if you are royalty

In retrospect, 2002 may have been the very year that I began listening to, and thinking about, music.

But the early-aughts New York of Turn on the Bright Lights is not the young, vibrant, and impossibly cool place of cultural myth. It is a darker and more complicated place, fraught with disappointment and disconnection. It is a crushingly real place, rendered in such vivid emotional detail that it rings true even to those who have never set foot in the city.

If anything, I'm guessing people who've never set foot in the city have an easier time believing this.

"real" is italicized in the original review, which means "really real"

only one paragraph of this review does not feature a word italicized for emphasis

keepin it real, crushin it.

Interpol's singular sound

it is super baffling to me how some people venerate Interpol

i dunno, i can see how if you were 15 when that album came out it could be a big thing to you. [not a backhanded compliment]

that is exactly how old i was when that album came out but nope

well except for the BOWWWW noises at the beginning of alternate measures of "untitled", i could listen to those all day

i love that first album but it's been straight diminishing returns, basically it's like REM if Michael Stipe's lyrics were blatantly come-ons to art students and they were 100% afraid to sell-out

it is super baffling to me how some people venerate Interpol

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 4

i prefer antics tbh

I kind of do too, but only because it boasts the only two songs of theirs I love.

i prefer antics tbh

me too. it has better songs