CHRIS BROWN

it's self-evident that the markings on the face aren't ACTUAL bruise marks and scars; the point is that the face is crudely reminiscent of Rihanna's and many of the markings are in places where he fucked up her face, which is fucking disturbing and even more so if it was "coincidence"

Chris brown is like a really poorly characterized villain in an 80s cop show, he's just too obviously awful.

I think big takeaway for Chris Brown is that he needs to stop patronizing luxury merchants who hate him

I'm fully willing to believe that Chris Brown is dumb enough to be talked into this. Whether or not it was his idea, I think we can all agree on what it means. I was just pointing out what it isn't.

this new development is pretty surreal

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seeing these two threads next to each other made me wonder if Dave Sim could get his career back on track by doing a fictionalized account of the wacky adventures of Chris Brown

I totally got that it was intended to be half a Dia De Los Muertos skull. But that realization didn't exactly trigger a "Whew!" response in me.

i wonder if this is some sort of "IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? DOES THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY??" cry to the public

LOLWUT http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/news/id.21102/title.chris-browns-publicist-says-neck-tattoo-depicts-mac-cosmetic-design?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

haha that tattoo artist totally fucked him over

btw, whoever his tattoo artist is should give up. It's terrible work.

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, September 11, 2012 3:43 PM (2 hours ago)

So, wait, Brown tweeted a link to a Perez Hilton item that pointed out that it looks like RiRi? Firmly back in the "fuck this guy" camp. He's not that stupid, just pathological.

Seeing as this was the tattoo artist's idea, I am half-seriously wondering of dude came at Chris Brown with this design specifically so he could tattoo so etching reminiscent of a battered woman's face onto Brown's body

I mean, no obv, but the idea is making me lol a lot

The idea of anyone getting a tattoo of a mac makeup chart is making me lol.

i wonder if this is some sort of "IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? DOES THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY??" cry to the public

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, September 11, 2012 10:09 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That was my first thought too. "I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE YOU KNOW!!!!?!?!!"

chris brown's tattoo artist trolled him so hard

Everything about this tattoo just raises more questions; Rev's link says the artist brought it to Brown, but its EW source says Brown brought it to the tattoo artist. WE DEMAND ANSWERS

btw nothing is more disgusting that internet rumor sites

than

Maybe he'll get this one next:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zlpo4c9hAdQ/SrrzI_OH4WI/AAAAAAAAAhs/o60a_y3sDGQ/s400/Glam+Rocker+-+Halloween.JPG

That MAC illustration is total amateur hour. Beyond all of the other implications, why would anyone get something that ugly and lame tattooed on their neck?!

We're talking about Chris Brown and a terribly untalented tattoo guy here.

Yeah, true. Plus, the second I posted that, I remembered: it's a neck tattoo. Kinda self-explanatory.

We've got stop trying to make sense of this.

A quick GIS for 'neck tattoo' unveils an even richer world of horror than what I would've imagined.

The artist actually isn't bad, it turns out. http://petertattooist.tumblr.com/

Maybe Chris wouldn't sit still.

Chris Brown ‏@chrisbrown

I’m an artist and this is art. Dia de los Muertos.

message to chris?

http://petertattooist.tumblr.com/post/31002446871/peterkoskela-weareallone-taken-with-instagram

Christine Nangle ‏@nanglish
I like to think Lisbeth Salander tied Chris Brown to a bed and gave him that tattoo.

any distinctions made over what the tattoo actually depicts are irrelevant; it's not coincidentally reclaiming the swastika as a big fan of eastern mysticism, it's not a birthmark that happens to share some similarities with something unfortunately ironic, it's something he elected to represent which 110% coincides with the first-line-of-his-obituary public perception with him. there is just no wiggle room, any more than "oh no it's just four L shapes at ninety degree angles!" would change one's perception of a swastika.

Oh, yeah, for sure. "Guys, it's not Rihanna! It's just a representation of how I see all women! Sheesh!"

i just love that his tattoos are edging ever closer to his face -- crossing fingers that he gets YOLO tatted across the bridge of his nose

"hey Chris can I celebrate your amazing run of chart singles by tattooing HITS on your forehead?"

lol

Chris Brown, America's super creepy rich version of Mr. Cool Ice

haha

lol cool ice

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/dojkjfhfkloklnmbdlocgfkonkmaocca

I have that application installed, this thread is now about ###########

http://exclaim.ca/News/chris_brown_albums_defaced_with_this_man_beats_women_stickers?&utm_source=TwitterEN&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=ENTwitter

Nice.

is it really tho

that is fantastic

chris brown beat up that website

Apparently so.

http://www.spin.com/articles/chris-brown-fails-pot-test-probation-rihanna?utm_source=spintwitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=spintwitter

this basically confirms that he's not doing anything he could overdose on, huh?

bummers

I hate his guts too, but wishing death? Stay classy...

Stay classy Cousin Slappy

Sorry i made a dark joke about a celebrity. I guess pot makes as much sense re: Bad Life Choices as the hard stuff does.