He goes running for the shelter of his plumber's little helper ...
― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― Trolman, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 23:02 (nineteen years ago) link
Suck my cockLick my scrotumWrap your lips around my ballsI want you to blow me
Oh, Oh,
SHEEEEEEEEEEE'S SUCKIN' ON MY COOOOOOOOOOOOCK!SHEEEEEEEEEEE'S SUCKIN' ON MY COCK! COCK COCK!COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK! etc.
― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 23:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 09:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― I'M GONNA GIG MY DESPAIR!, Wednesday, 9 February 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:18 (nineteen years ago) link
Change "Like Frankie said I did it my way" to"Like Frankenstein I did it myway"
― David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link
"Why do Birds start to disappear/ Every time I drink beer?"
― noodle vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 14 February 2005 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link
hot hot heatpanda jizz panda jizz on my legs and my arms for you...
― secondhandnews, Monday, 14 February 2005 17:50 (nineteen years ago) link
She lies and says she's in love with himCan't find the butter, man
Oh MargieYou came and found me a turkeyOn my vacation away from work-y
― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 February 2005 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link
She's got a malhazoo and a na-na too.
― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Monday, 14 February 2005 23:42 (nineteen years ago) link
i lost my erection while dodging the flakOh give me a hint or something
― jake b. (cerybut), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 02:14 (nineteen years ago) link
fart in an elevatorstinkin it up when i'm goin down
GUHUHUH!
― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 08:19 (nineteen years ago) link
"Interpol, and Deutsche Rock, FBI and Scott La Rock"
this is how I heard it first anyway.evoking Scott brings it full circle even though he was nobody at the time obv. As for changing "Bank" to "Rock", it makes it symmetrical but I'm not married to it.
― tremendoid (tremendoid), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 08:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― tremendoid (tremendoid), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 08:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― Neil FC (Neil FC), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 11:53 (nineteen years ago) link
Sorry!
― Dustin Cocktail, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 14:43 (nineteen years ago) link
I think i smell alrightttttttttttt
― gallantseagull, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 23:52 (nineteen years ago) link
A friend in middle school used to always sing "They all want me, they can't have me, so they stick me in the butt with a candy." I still find that funny, in a middle school sort of way.
― Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 March 2009 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link
i imagine steve perry stabbing someone while singing "don't stop...bah-leedin'"
― Marrakesh and Ashley Olsen (m bison), Thursday, 19 March 2009 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link
when scrubs comes on and its theme song time, i will often sing "i know superman" or "i'll blow superman"
― Marrakesh and Ashley Olsen (m bison), Thursday, 19 March 2009 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link
I usually do this when it sounds like someone is singing "shit" or "fuck" but they're actually not..
Boringly enough, the only example I can think of right now is Live "The Dolphin's Cry" .. "Love will lead us, alright, love will leave your shit with me.."
― billstevejim, Thursday, 19 March 2009 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm tired but we won't sleep at allEven though the air is calmThere's something here that smells like corn ... (Japan "Sons of Pioneers")
Also:
"The stage becomes a ship in flamesI tie you to the mastThrow your body overboard And kick you up the arse"
(Bauhaus "Spirit")
― one art, please (Trayce), Thursday, 19 March 2009 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link
In "Come Together" it sounds like he's saying "shit" about 20 times.
― billstevejim, Thursday, 19 March 2009 03:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Several Misfits lyrics
I turned into Aunt Marsha
Who'd I do it for, hey Neil Young
I like to substitute the lyrics to "we don't need another hero" for the lyrics of Detonation Boulevard
― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Thursday, 19 March 2009 03:39 (fifteen years ago) link
changing "say my name" for "say i'm gay" and a lot of the last words of other lines to "gay". lol college.
― caek, Thursday, 19 March 2009 04:07 (fifteen years ago) link
When I feed my cat, I still sometimes sing "Food for the kitty" to the tune of "Fool for the City"
― kenan, Thursday, 19 March 2009 04:17 (fifteen years ago) link
another lol college:This one goes out to the bloody gloveThis one goes out to the glove I left behind
we went through a phase of changing love to glove and trying to redo the lyrics about OJ Simpson.
― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Thursday, 19 March 2009 05:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Sometimes I get a half-and-half bowl at the teryaki truck, and I always sing to myself "Teryaki, half chicken half beef/that's the kind of food I want playin on my team"
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 19:56 (eight years ago) link
*down with
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link
something that i came up with is replacing many of the lyrics to Jingle Bells so it's all about Batman
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 20:12 (eight years ago) link
wow an honor to meet you sir
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 20:14 (eight years ago) link
i made a lot of money off of it
my gf sings a certain song whenever my dog Bird wants to play fetch but it's late at night and we don't want to wake up the downstairs neighbors:
but it's too late birdie nowit's too latethough we really did try to play ita ball inside is too loudand i can't hide iti just can't fake it, oh no
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 20:22 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-UmhCIEraA
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 22 January 2018 21:07 (six years ago) link