Electronic Artist You'd Most Like To Put In Your... Y'Know

would smash into tiny little particles of dust

Man that is no way to treat delicate analogue gear.

http://www.mixmag.net/sites/default/files/imagecache/article/images/NINA-KRAVIZ-1.jpg

the big one from boards of canada, whatever he's called.

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/21628821/Boards+of+Canada+BoC.png

but andy barlow from lamb is the beautifulest man.

http://stratamusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/chainmailcrop.jpg
http://media.musicfeeds.com.au/files/1e97c05a5a690d44264a1161db566cd4.jpg

nah she looks like a swedish troll doll next to xosar

i mean she's totally beautiful too obv.

I'm trying to find a recent picture of Aphex Twin that doesn't have Penderecki in it because Penderecki is a major ladyboner killer. :-(

I don't like that second lady, she doesn't have any Rolands, this will not do.

is that nina kraviz, jim? i was wondering how long it'd be before she appeared here.

i'll put in a vote for ben klock. he always gets comments like "too mainstream-looking" or "too conventionally good-looking" or "looks like he works out" as if those are bad things

http://www.boingpoumtchak.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ben-klock-berghain-04.jpeg

that is an xpost

but that BoC pic looks like it could be any of a number of ilx dudes who post on wdyll

that is nina kraviz yeah. ben klock is a good-looking dude, i don't understand "too conventionally good looking" as a criticism.

it's actually kinda funny how klock and dettmann are these sculpted cheek-boney aryan ubermenschen, so appropriate for berghain

I don't like "conventionally good looking" dudes, they're just too square-jawed and even, I like the dudes who are kinda o_0 and ginger and weird looking and actually have interesting faces.

Also, it's the little dark one that is the hott one in BoC.

ben klock's cheekbones look like they've been chiselled out of actual marble. that's exactly what i like.

The one on the left. He's the hott one in BoC:

http://factmag-images.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Boards-Of-Canada-27-02-12.jpg

It's that beard/pointy Celtic nose combination. Slays me.

but that BoC pic looks like it could be any of a number of ilx dudes who post on wdyll

i could go for some of those guys too.

xp that's not a pointy nose.

I'm so sorry about the Penderecki, but MAAAAANNNN, you want cheekbones chiselled out of actual Cornish granite?

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/5423/0122krzysztofpenderecki.jpg

^^^^LOOK AT THAT MAN. JUST LOOK AT HIM. SO FUCKEN HOTT I CAN'T STAND IT.

http://factmag-images.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Nicolas-jaar-3.22.20121.jpg

can't say i see the appeal of those BoC guys, even correcting for preference

http://www.clr.net/images/large/33.jpg

^^ but dettmann i might switch teams for

click here to check out marcel's nipple

nicolar jaar can keep those glasses on!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KkGYtWH4p0M/TH_kIdntN0I/AAAAAAAAASk/saANbt9BCrs/s1600/todd_terje_456_001.jpg

Jaar would totally be cute if he let his hair grow out a little. I can't stand that closed cropped thing.

Dettmann is a lot closer to what I like, but he's still a bit too chiselled and symmetrical and not strange looking enough.

Wow, when did Todd Terje loose the terrible facial hair? He's good looking under all that!

I mean, he's no Lindstrom, but he's got more of a Beck-ish puckness.

you know what this thread needs is more xosar

http://www.junodownload.com/plus/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/JPP30_art.jpg

yes to dettmann

DEFINITELY yes to jaar who is actually way way way hotter irl

THREAD NEEDS MORE LINDSTROM

http://rcrdlbl.com/files/rblog_images/lindstrom.jpg

that's an old pic of todd terje, i think.

i'd switch then switch back for peter kruder.

http://www.timeoutsingapore.com/contentFiles/image/2010/december/clubbing/02-clubbing-kruder-482x298.jpg

I mean, look at that nose. Look at that hair. Look at that sculptured Viking perfection. Pillage my shores any time, baby.

http://new.assets.thequietus.com/images/articles/8032/Lindstrom_550_1329759049_crop_550x550.jpg

HOW CAN ANY HUMAN BEING HAVE A JAWLINE LIKE THIS?!?!?!?

http://www.magneticmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Lindstrom.jpg

Getting a bit kinky, mayhap, but:

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/28085651/Klaus+Schulze+Klaus.jpg

Kinky is good if Klaus Schulze is involved...

Gutted that Thommy has lost his adorable little belly

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7213/6917640944_6a22fa1ab1_b.jpg

^^^^and now appears so light that he is actually levitating and floating away.

Needs to be force-fed hummus or some other fattening vegan food until the belly returns.

not for me, really, but possibly for kate.

ben frost.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MgfBNd2e4us/SnXsHYNjWfI/AAAAAAAADy8/-ppyx5gq42A/s400/ben+frost2.jpg

or danilo plessow

http://www.dj-kicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/MCDE_small.jpg

YESSSS, jed, either of those would do.

But Ben Frost is too implausibly good looking for his music to be any good, though.

Guys who make music I tend to like tend to look more like this:

http://www.daysarenumbers.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Irmin_Schmidt.jpg

it isn't. xpost

Am I thinking of another Frost that makes limp indie?

(I'm so shallow but even I can't find it in me to fancy him Irmin Schmidt, despite the Synthi)

want someone to post Hawtin for real

His hair could have its own thread.

is harvey hot? He def has a jawline that you notice

http://redbullmusicacademyradio.com/uploads/show_pics/dj_harvey_456_001.jpg

Sorry, I'm still stuck on Richie Hawtin's hair.

http://www.djmix.com/wp-content/gallery/richiehawtin/RichieHawtin-01.jpg

^^^^Benjamin Curtis was clearly taking notes.

http://redbullmusicacademyradio.com/uploads/show_pics/au_revoir_simone_456_001.jpg

they just play keyboards, but close enough

nah i guess ben frost is good, it's just nothing i have much interest in any more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qheTGTNxRVs&feature=related

Richie Hawtin was born in ~Banbury~?!!?!?!?

I always thought he was Canadian. Man, they sure grow those boys cute in Banbury.

Banbury Ontario.

No, Banbury, Oxfordshire. He moved when he was nine. Just like me. Sigh.

o_O

(Gave up on the Ben Frost track you posted and went back to Rosin Murphy after like two minutes.)

tom jenkinson, hello.

http://walrusmusicblog.com/wp-content/uploads/retro/1296blog_squarepusher.jpg

NZ trance DJs, might actually be horse-faced in real life, can't tell

http://www.maxumi.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/maya.jpg

What is it about the name Thomas and absolutely TERRIBLE hair?

(His baby brother Andy is cuter anyway.)

i...also had no idea armand looked like that. woooow.

i think carl craig is super-attractive

http://danceproject.info/photos/house/Carl%20Craig.jpg

http://kickkicksnare.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Maya_Jane_Coles.jpg

A blast from the past:

Described by Time Magazine as "a cross between Carl Sagan and Madonna", astrophysicist, author and recording artist Fiorella Terenzi has studied opera and composition at Conservatory G. Verdi, Corsi Popolari Serali and taught mathematics and physics at Liceo Scientifico, Milan. In research at the Computer Audio Research Laboratory, University of California, San Diego, she developed techniques to convert radio waves from galaxies into sound - released by Island Records on her acclaimed CD "Music from the Galaxies".

http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/fiorella_thumb.jpeg

xp mb oh yeah i forgot there was a brief meme about that. i agree "smash" is unflattering but idk about this as an alternative, makes me imagine someone like, shrinking someone and then letting them crawl around inside their vagina??

A Fantastic Voyage.

in search of roughly cylindrical electronic artists between 6 and 12 inches in length

When Thom Yorke sings "I will shrink myself into your pocket" what on earth else could he mean?

Public schoolboys are ~dirty~

I think Carl Craig is a fine looking dude too but he really does love the turtle neck and shitty leather jacket

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Armand Van Helden sort of looks like he came out of a boy band but I can definitely acknowledge some peeps would be attracted to him.

The body might be boy band, but it's that facial blend of (per Wikipedia) Dutch-Indonesian father/French-Lebanese mother that does it for me.

That, and sexy videos like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGRQGm4-A4k

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

My black labrador Dogsby, would have probably got more votes than Pete Kember.

Well. Dear Aphex Twin.

Welcome to my vagina, I suppose.

Again.

i'm so glad benjamin curtis didn't lose to thom yorke!

And yet, some former lust object... turns up out of the blue and says...

8 former lust objects, and I don't think my vagina would fit them all, thank you very much.

Fair enough.

Great thread.

Also, Lindstrom and Todd Terje popped up on my news feed today.

http://distilleryimage0.instagram.com/f2edbc48e17311e19c6622000a1e89ba_7.jpg

Wow, there is just something so crocodilian about Lindstrom's smile.

I must really just be into dudes with slightly scary smiles because I mean, really...

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/480406_10151085069155489_822618422_n.jpg

Just when I think I am so completely ~over~ dudes and they are utterly uninteresting in every way, this thread pops up again to remind me.

In a similar way to Lex getting annoyed that no one had ~told him~ about the Daphni Remix of Emeralds until years later, WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT THIS WAS A REAL THING THAT HAPPENED IN THIS WORLD?

http://soundcloud.com/smalltownsupersound/lindstrom-lovesick-four-tet-remix

I just did!

Two years after it happened!

I have about a billion remixes of that song! Why did I never have that one?

Or did I find about it and my brain just chose to ignore it because the immense ladyboner power of the idea of Lindstrom and Four Tet making beautiful wibble together melted my memory creation circuits?

I did say I thought it was probbaly stupid to point it out to you; can't believe you didn't know it!

the exotic xosar

http://www.residentadvisor.net/feature.aspx?1761

you know what this thread needs is more xosar

― the late great, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 10:41 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Prophetic and perpetually OTM.

While trying to restore all the bookmarks I lost overnight, I re-found this thread. Kinda sad (RIP), kinda LOL.

Aphex Twin is back and hotter than ever.

Benjamin is obviously no longer with us but I've got a super-crush on the guitarist from his brother's current band. (But I don't think he can be included as an "electronic artist" until he records an album full of SAWs. I'm not holding my breath.)

Thom Yorke finally shed all of his hottness by starting a shitty, shitty band with dude from RHCP and growing a Santa Claus beard *shudders*.

Who are the hottest dudes working in Electronic Music today. Enquiring Minds want to know.