Indeed there is: "Mona, Where's My Trousers" by Kevin Coyne, which I implore you to seek out
― Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:51 (twenty years ago) link
― dylan (dylan), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:09 (twenty years ago) link
"T-T-T-Trousers(Turn and and face the strain)
I was thinking he meant
"We can be Trousers....just for one day..."
― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:17 (twenty years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:17 (twenty years ago) link
"Damaged Trousers""Not Great Trousers""Return the Trousers""It's Her Trousers""A Hole in the Trousers""To Hell With Trousers""Trousers (They Fail us Now)""I Love a Man in Trousers""Is it Trousers?""Trousertown""We Live as We Dream, in Trousers"
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:20 (twenty years ago) link
(take them off first, obv)
― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:24 (twenty years ago) link
Trousers Cannot YellTrousers, Trousers, So ContraryOutside My TrousersShe Brings the TrousersBring Me Coffee or TrousersCome Sta La Trousers?Trouser Reaction/ Quantum TrousersFull Moon On the TrousersHalf Past TrousersUntrouseredI Want Trousers ... and TrousersTrousermotionTrousers Day and Night
― Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:33 (twenty years ago) link
I have that one on the Sign Of The Times comp. - not to mention "A Leopard Never Changes It's Trousers" (Case History +) and "I Want My Trousers" (Marjory Razorblade).
We should talk more about Kevin Coyne - in fact I think a new thread may well be in order!
― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:33 (twenty years ago) link
some krautrouserrock:
Kraftwerk - TrousermelodieAmon Düül - Paramechanische TrousersFaust - Why Don't You Eat TrousersCosmic Jokers - Cosmic Trousers
(nice x-post dadaismus :)
― willem (willem), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:37 (twenty years ago) link
― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:39 (twenty years ago) link
"The Trousers Between Us""More Than Trousers""Jealous Trousers""Trousers are the Drug""Re-Make/Re-Trouser""These Foolish Trousers""Smoke Gets in your Trousers""Slave to Trousers"
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:39 (twenty years ago) link
It's A Rainy Day, Sunshine TrousersI've Got My Trousers And My TVTrousers On A Frozen RiverJ'Ai Mal Aux PantalonsLong Distance Trousers In The DesertTrousers From The Moon
― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:40 (twenty years ago) link
"Message in My Trousers""It's Alright for Trousers""Bring on the Trouser""Trousers on the Moon""The Trousers are too Big Without You""No Trousers this Time""Hole in My Trousers""Can't Stand Losing Trousers""Don't Sand so Close to my Trousers""Canary in My Trousers""Voices inside My Trousers""Trousers Away""Behind My Trousers""Trousers in the Rain""Spirits in the Material Trousers""Invisible Trousers""Demolition Trousers""King of Trousers""Wrapped Around your Trousers""Trousers in the Sahara""Murder by Trousers"
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:46 (twenty years ago) link
"Trousers have a short legsnot for walking"
― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:47 (twenty years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:47 (twenty years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:48 (twenty years ago) link
Take Up Thy Trousers And WalkLet There Be More TrousersSet The Controls For The Heart Of The TrousersA Trouserful Of SecretsCareful With Those Trousers EugeneSeveral Trousers Of Small Furry AnimalsAtom Heart TrousersAlan's Psychedelic TrousersA Trouser Of WindsObscured By TrousersThe Great Trousers In The SkyShine On You Crazy TrousersHave A Pair Of TrousersTrousers On The WingTrousers (Three Different Ones)Another Brick In The TrousersBring The Trousers Back HomeThe Trousers Must Go OnOutside The TrousersGet Your Filthy Hands Off My TrousersThe Fletcher Memorial Trousers
― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:20 (twenty years ago) link
Hahahahahahaha.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:22 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:25 (twenty years ago) link
The trousers are then found to have an extraordinary ability to play pool / snooker / billiards [delete according to preference].
Cue song ("cue", get it? get it? Eh? Eh? Oh f'fuck's sake - I give up!):"Those trousers with the broken zipAre surprisingly good at getting balls into pockets...."
The trousers become a worldwide celebrity overnight and make so much money from playing cue / ball related games that they’re able to open a number of holiday camps where everyone is welcome to stay free for as long as they like.
Unfortunately however it then transpires that actually the trousers are secretly brainwashing all the people who come to these "holiday camps" so that they become slaves and work in the mines for their alien masters who tuen out not be anything like as friendly as we had at first thought.
Or something.
― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:28 (twenty years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:30 (twenty years ago) link
― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:50 (twenty years ago) link
― KeksRUs, Monday, 10 November 2003 22:26 (twenty years ago) link
― Heidi (Heidi), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:37 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:44 (twenty years ago) link
he's got the whole world in his trousers
― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 02:46 (twenty years ago) link
― KeksRUs, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 19:40 (twenty years ago) link
"Fell in Love with Some Trousers""Girl, You Have No Faith in Trousers""Seven Trouser Army""Your Southern Trousers Are Mine""You're Pretty Good Looking (for some Trousers)""The Same Trousers You've Always Known"
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 19:57 (twenty years ago) link
Leave it to Gier to find the one lyric made less funny by substituting "trousers."
― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:19 (twenty years ago) link
― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:22 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:23 (twenty years ago) link
"Trousers, Trousers, Trousers""Trousers that Kill""Too Young to Fall in Trousers""Shout at the Trousers""Dr.Feeltrousers!"
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:26 (twenty years ago) link
― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:14 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:41 (twenty years ago) link
and
Trouserstruck
― Siegbran (eofor), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:47 (twenty years ago) link
Hold up, let me take my trousers off, babyHold up, let you make love to me, babyHold up, let me take my trousers off, babyHold up, let you be real to me, baby
Messing around againActing like way back whenWe were just beside ourselvesWith love, touching your lovely skinRemembering feelings withinTo rush the moment could be so hastyWhen you taste me
[Chorus:]Hold up, let me take my trousers off, babyHold up, let you make love to me, babyHold up, let me take my trousers off, babyHold up, let you be real to me, baby
Exploring the most withinIf we're in love then is it a sinPushing my thoughts into your dreamsYou know what it meansPouring your body meltsAnd in the morning tell me how it feltHope it's just as good for youAs you are to me
[Bridge:]Me wanna love you and know you, babyMe wanna get it up for youMe wanna take my trousers off, babyMe wanna get loose with youMe wanna love and know ya, babyMe wanna take my trousers off, babyMe wanna get real nasty, babyCan I get nasty with you, girl
― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:50 (twenty years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:52 (twenty years ago) link
― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:52 (twenty years ago) link
Oh what fun we had But, did it really turn out bad All I learnt at school Was how to bend not break the rules Oh what fun we had But at the time it seemed so bad Trying different ways To make a difference to the days.
Baggy pants, baggy pants, baggy pantsBaggy pants, baggy pants, baggy pants
― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 00:24 (twenty years ago) link
― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 01:13 (twenty years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 28 June 2004 12:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― woly boly (woly boly), Monday, 28 June 2004 13:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― woly boly (woly boly), Monday, 28 June 2004 13:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 28 June 2004 13:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 28 June 2004 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― noodle vague (noodle vague), Monday, 28 June 2004 21:00 (nineteen years ago) link
Celebrated TrousersBroken Home, Broken Trousers59 Times the TrousersTrousers I MakeTerms of Psychic TrousersHate Paper TrousersTrousers SomehowHardly Getting Over TrousersDead Set on TrousersNo Trousers Have I MadeAll This I've Done for TrousersThese Important TrousersCharity, Chastity, Prudence & TrousersStanding in the TrousersIce Cold TrousersTrousers in the AirTrousers ControlFrom the TrousersTrousers DrunkFlip Your TrousersNew Trousers RisingTrousers, You've Got to Fall
― wombatX (wombatX), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 02:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― noodle vague (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 08:35 (nineteen years ago) link
Wait, maybe I misunderstood the question.
Here's one I heard on the way to work this morning:
The Animals - House of the Rising Trousers.
― boldbury (boldbury), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:32 (nineteen years ago) link
Trouser CounterThe Trousers of EnergyHall of TrousersShowroom TrousersMetal On TrousersEndless TrousersWe Are the TrousersNeon TrousersThe Trouser-MachineBoing Boom TrousersTrousers Non-StopT(r)ou(se)r de France
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:42 (nineteen years ago) link
Your Trouser's BlownIf You Find Yourself Caught In TrousersJudy and the Dream of TrousersStep Into My Trousers, BabyA Century of TrousersCould Have Been Brilliant TrousersStay Loose, TrousersThe Boy With the Arab TrousersThe Trousers I Am In
Oh, why not...Radiohead:
I Might Be Trousers2+2=TrousersSail to the Trousers *or* Trousers to the Moon (I can't decide)(Nice Trousers)etc.
― Simon H., Tuesday, 26 October 2004 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link
Oh wait, that WAS the lyric!
― Ian Moraine (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 21:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 12:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― see ar (see ar), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 13:27 (nineteen years ago) link
"So now I cooome to yooou with open trousers - nothing to hide, believe what I say. So here I am with open trousers - hoping you'll see what your love means to me. Open trousers."
― BrianB (BrianB), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 13:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 13:54 (nineteen years ago) link