how is that a "Madonna is old" joke
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link
The Necronomicon is old? Dead things are old?
BTW, I think Madonna's awesome mother/*ucker shirt was her smartest, cleverest statement on age.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago) link
Her arms are her worst.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 22:39 (twelve years ago) link
But the best at cracking walnuts!
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago) link
personally I'm waiting for someone to splice that anigif with the face-melting scene from Raiders
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago) link
http://files.brobible.com/archive/Buzz/1CelebrityHallofFame/Stallone-over-the-top.jpg
L-R: Madonna, Madonna
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago) link
It was more a Madonna is evil rather than a Madonna is old joke, but hey.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 00:05 (twelve years ago) link
http://soundcloud.com/mdnareloaded/madonna-im-addicted
Thankfully this track is *much* better, but I mean it'd be exceedingly difficult to make something worse than GGW
― Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link
Music gets pretty zzzzz around 0:24 but the vocals are pretty great throughout
― Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago) link
And now here's another snippet of a track ("Love Spent")
http://videolog.tv/video.php?id=761098
― Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 8 March 2012 14:43 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17297661
― piscesx, Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/58949000/jpg/_58949128_013926505-1.jpghttp://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/58949000/jpg/_58949128_013926505-1.jpghttp://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/58949000/jpg/_58949128_013926505-1.jpghttp://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/58949000/jpg/_58949128_013926505-1.jpghttp://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/58949000/jpg/_58949128_013926505-1.jpghttp://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/58949000/jpg/_58949128_013926505-1.jpg
― Pup Shalom Dog Costume (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 March 2012 03:15 (twelve years ago) link
umhttp://www.mp3waxx.com/jobfolders/madonnafdup/blast-page.html
― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link
o_O
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 March 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago) link
"Bad Girl" that's not.
― Eric H., Monday, 19 March 2012 15:29 (twelve years ago) link
should I be happy my job blocked that URL
― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Monday, 19 March 2012 15:29 (twelve years ago) link
your job otm
― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 March 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago) link
Oh God, she's gone back to her American Life phase where every other word in the song is either "I" or "me."
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago) link
She's also gone back to her American Life phase of sucking.
― I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link
Album appears to be in *ahem* circulation now. GGW was not just a bad choice to open the album, but a bad choice altogether (this can't be restated often enough).
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 04:44 (twelve years ago) link
The album is shockingly pretty damn brilliant. The singles are somehow the worst songs on the album (which for someone with 30 years experience in the industry and for being well Madonna is ridiculous).
― prolego, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 05:01 (twelve years ago) link
The acoustic "Love Spent" on one of the deluxe editions is pretty goddamn great.
― Reality Check Cashing Services (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 23 March 2012 23:48 (twelve years ago) link
"B-Day Song" is like some ridiculous joke and I absolutely adore it
― Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 24 March 2012 01:42 (twelve years ago) link
so is this one of those cases where you have to get the deluxe editions to get the better tracks ?
― mark e, Monday, 26 March 2012 13:50 (twelve years ago) link
has she ever attempted a song like "B-Day Song"? It's like ABBA attempting a kid's song played on live instruments by Muppets.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 March 2012 14:16 (twelve years ago) link
"i'm addicted" is pretty awesome
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 March 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago) link
and i'm not sure about "gang bang" but it's... genuinely disturbing
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 March 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago) link
"gang bang" is the best thing here imo
"i don't give a" and "i'm addicted" are the other two that stood out and if i'm being honest the chorus of "give me all your luvin'" is stuck in my head a great deal of the time. it sounds less good when i actually play it, because madonna's voice is a total husk now, it drags down decent songs/fails to elevate catchy-but-basic bubblegum tunes/sinks each of the ballads.
― lex pretend, Monday, 26 March 2012 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
"i'm addicted" is great and sort of what i wanted this whole record to sound like, given the title mdna
― Whiney vs. (BradNelson), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link
"Gang Bang" might grow on me but right now it's just super annoying
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
haaaaaa I just got to the dubstep bridge
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link
well this whole song is just spectacularly falling apart
I just cannot take "DRIVE BITCH/NOW DIE BITCH" very seriously
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
"I'm Addicted" is actually a good song
After the two singles and "Gang Bang", I was not expecting this
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
"superstar" = worst madonna lyrics yet?
― Whiney vs. (BradNelson), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
well "I'm Addicted" was a good song until she ran out of ideas at the end and started aimlessly chanting "M! D! N! A"
holy fuck I am 30 seconds into "Turn Up The Radio" and I want to murder everyone I have ever known so that they don't accidentally hear it
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link
hahahahaha "i don't give a" is awesome, choral stuff at the end is so ott
― Whiney vs. (BradNelson), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:18 (twelve years ago) link
like, there are a bunch of components here on paper that I should really, really like, but it's put together in the most fucking annoying manner possible and I'm just sitting here thinking "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD"
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
don't share your hate for "turn up the radio," dan. it's just kind of nothing
― Whiney vs. (BradNelson), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago) link
although "Gimme All Your Luvin" is even more annoying, lol
"Some Girls" sounds like an anonymous diva house remix, which automatically makes it the second best song I've heard on this album so far
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
okay "Superstar" is just PATHETIC
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link
"you're abe lincoln / cuz you fight for what's right"
― Whiney vs. (BradNelson), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
hoo boy
"I Don't Give A" reminds me a little too much of "Top That!" from "Teen Witch":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEa1BYBgeQI
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, I think I'ma skip this one.
― hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
it's better than hard candy?
― Whiney vs. (BradNelson), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link
I don't think I'd even give it that, based on what I've heard so far
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
So then it's officially the worst album of all time. Check.
― hot and brothered (Eric H.), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
had the coda on "I Don't Give A" been the intro, it might have saved the song
"I'm A Sinner" sounds like it actually has quantizing issues, like they couldn't get the components of the loop to match up correctly; it's still the third-best song I've heard on this album
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
"Love Spent" starts with a banjo, that's a good sign
haha and once that goes away the song gets much much much better
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link
did she just say "Frankly, if my name was Benjamin/We wouldn't be in the mess we're in"
oh Madonna
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link
"I want you to hold me like you hold your money/Hold me 'til there's nothing left"
this is still the third- or fourth-best song on the album
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link