rolling autogoon thread 2009

I really like XXXXXXXXX magazine and I'm a nerd rapper who is inspired by videogames. I don’t know if you like rap or hip-hop (I don’t, it’s horrible), but I’m a rapper (I think). I’m more like a writer/lyricist/poet because my lyrics are though-provoking, creative, poetic, deep, metaphoric, complex, and very clever. I use a lot of alliterations, hyperbole, double entrendes, imagery, and witty wordplay. I AM THE BEST WRITER EVER. My lyrics are hard to comprehend because they’re so deep. My lyrics seem simple, but have that hidden depth that requires a lot of thought. My content is what sets me apart from every other rapper. I talk about real issues and problems in the world. I also talk about videogames, movies, technology, television, basketball, and more. I go by the name of Recess the Jedi and I’m a nerdy college student who loves videogames. I’m just doing something different and putting some good into the world. I know for a fact that I could sell millions of records being myself. I’m the definition of Think Outside the Box and a breath of fresh air so check me out at http://www.myspace.com/recessthejedi The sound quality is not the best, but its good enough and make sure you listen to the song called Game violence.

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I really like XXXXXXXXX magazine too, m@tt can you send me some free copies of the porno mag you work for?

o_OOOO at this new swizz beatz song - i think i might think it's dope

what the shit is this

DO NOT FUCKING WANT

this is fucking awful. has anything ever sucked as hard as rap in jan. 09??? i'm depressed. I can't think of a single thing to look forward to or even listen to that I haven't heard a million times and everything new that "drops" is disappointing or just plain bad. fuck you new music cartel

that wasnt about the new swizz beats either lol

plies->bad new jay-z raps->swizz beatz song sampling a british band->plies->lupe's rock band where he sings with a fake accent->common vlogging = a pretty appropriate way to start off 09 i think

it's funny cuz Freeway kind of killed a lot of those tracks but nothing could have turned me off more than the stupid month of blog posts bullshit.

yeah otm - should listen to the mixtape soon though

I thought of something I'm looking forward to: Young Chris. please tell your manager to stay away from his gmail chris!!!

this is fucking awful. has anything ever sucked as hard as rap in jan. 09??? i'm depressed. I can't think of a single thing to look forward to or even listen to that I haven't heard a million times and everything new that "drops" is disappointing or just plain bad. fuck you new music cartel

― aggy new year (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Monday, January 5, 2009 3:40 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

waht -- dude its been 5 days and youre always optimistic about everything, like freaky zeaky mixtape freestyles and shit

srsly

wasn't the jay rock that m@tt posted from 09? really liked it!

i got my fill of zeek from Bad Santa. I'm not talking about 2009. I'm talking about the state of this shit right now, it's been going on for months. going on my google reader is the most monotonous hell ever, it has gone too far and now we are in a serious nadir. something's gotta give. if fucking Charles hamilton goes mainstream it's seriously gonna suck.

dont worry

is stat quo finally coming out in 09? i've always kinda held out hope that his album could be good.

Holy shit Swizzy sampling Space.

Song is awful.

Sounds like a half-finished bootleg someone would have posted to a message board circa 2002.

Stat Quo just brought a mixtape out: http://www13.megaupload.com/files/f9dcb38fc4c39fd9eafc1dc6ff7dc35a/Stat_Quo-Quo_City-WEB-2008.rar. Haven't listened.

http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CPrgm_L-jr-2sAEQrAIY7wEyCB4qm1xjm8HE

Think the Jay Rock has been out for a while, s'good though

cant believe bow wows about to have a SIXTH studio album

http://videos.onsmash.com/v/NL8UBHkJnD1nPKgK

weird fuckkin song btw

yeah it's kinda cool though! some weird atlantic starr kinda beat or the jets or some shit.

nice cool kids outfit JD lol

also he's kinda corny but I actually dig that brooklyn girls song by charles hamilton.

Scarface single is first new thing I heard this year that sounds good.

it's better than i ever thought a charles hamilton single could be but man is his voice annoying on it

Scarface single is first new thing I heard this year that sounds good.

― "The Gay History of The United States" (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, January 6, 2009 2:31 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

which?

yeah i like that charles hamilton song too

he's a halfway good producer - hes basically like doing dipset production but since he's of the internet he's sampling indie singers and stuff- but as a rapper he's got miles i think

i lol'd @ this from noz's TWITTER:

watching mtv jams with the homie (who doesnt read rap blogs): "his name is Cha-mil-a-ton? like Chamilionaire?" "no, that says 'C. Hamilton'" 11:25 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web

which?

― opinions4usic (deej)

High Powered; may be old to you, but new to me.

Girl in bodega is the same as gaptoothed chick from 'One More Drink'? Well served when filmed at an angle from below.

i remember hearing "brooklyn girls" on shade 45 or maybe the other sirius rap station in like early summer way before this whole the blog rap thing really took hold and thinking it was pretty good. he's probably recorded 200 songs since then

those halcyon days

yup. and might i add in regard to my depressed posts yesterday, i feel validated somewhat:

Now the best rappers are not rapping, going to jail, and just sucking. Now that Wayne has officially evolved into the hip hop personality sphere occupied by such irrelevant recording artists as 50 and Snoop Dogg we have no true rap stars. Kanye is leading the pack, but off the cliff.

The hipster hop crossover (not to be confused with the blogo thundercat rappers, an embarrassment in their own right, but honestly not even worth acknowledging at this point - I am talking 808s, “Swagger Like Us”, “Brooklyn Go Hard”, Jim Jones rhyming over MGMT, etc.) of 2009 will be looked back on as one of the lowest points in hip hop. Lower than snap hop and hip house and all that

hip house wasn't that bad!

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yeah you can't get much lower than snap hop or hip house jesus fuck that guy

girl i'll house you alone makes everything worth it

blogo thundercat rappers
thx for that tho

hip house wasn't that bad!

― ie: BANGING (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, January 6, 2009 9:19 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^makes so much sense w/the username

man that scarface is nice. thank god for old rappers.

i have no problem with hip house, and it's well known that he has defended snap harder than almost anyone (and I think at one point he argued for the D4L album over Stillmatic or something like that)...so I don't think he was really knocking snap or hip house or whatever else. also who cares that whole phrase is almost a non sequitur. snap is and was maligned is the point.

wtf hoos I already changed my screen name I just hadn't posted

oh good here's the twitter recap of the Jimmy vs Ne-Yo rumble in the lv jungle

GoonieGooGoo ballin out at the lv store

GoonieGooGoo xmas in harlem!!!!!!

GoonieGooGoo @ ChinkSantana yo go grab that duffel and some lv parachute pants 4 me ima be over here doin pushups and not shaving
ChinkSantana hjksdflhkj

GoonieGooGoo u really need 2 learn 2 type ni**a

GoonieGooGoo yo is that neyo

GoonieGooGoo this mr potato head lookin ass dude just grabbed the last duffel!!!

GoonieGooGoo @ NeyoSoul thats my bag ni**a

NeYoSoul @ GoonieGooGoo that aint yr hand on it tho is it

GoonieGooGoo @ NeYoSoul no thats your lotiony ass hand gimme dat bag Shaffer

GoonieGooGoo @ NeYoSoul i got 40 stacks in my jeans no homo

NeYoSoul @LittleTyTy lets go man i gotta go make a song that uses a disease or addiction metaphor to explain romantic entanglements

LittleTyTy @ NeYoSoul so go buy the bag then

NeYoSoul @LittleTyTy you do it im practicing licking my lips these full length mirrors r hardbody

GoonieGooGoo @ MelMatrix yo is that jay camel’s man’s brother

GoonieGooGoo @ MelMatrix that is a terrible swag contest ni**a

GoonieGooGoo mini me just went 2 the register this is not goin down

LittleTyTy@S_C jimmy here runnin his mouth about you again

GoonieGooGoo @missinfo spolier alert im about to stomp out your boy

missinfo “Spoiler Alert”? Who talks like that? LOL!

S_C @LittleTyTy l’chaim!!!!

LittleTyTy goddamnit i cant wait to be promoted to weed carrier

GoonieGooGoo @DameDash Call Kalina

GoonieGooGoo KALIIIIIINNNNNAAAAAA

missinfo Lawyers? That’s so Un Rivera! *puts on disguise and meets G-Dep in Harlem for coffee*

NeYoSoul ow shit wtf was that

NeYoSoul someone just threw a thermal @ my bigass head

Oshy @NeYoSoul that was me ni**a BYRD GANG RAWR

MelMatrix neyo about to get pwned!!!!

GoonieGooGoo wtf is pwned?

NeYoSoul wtf is an oshy?

MelMatrix @GoonieGooGoo clearly you’re not well-versed in web 2.0 slang. perhaps i assumed it was lingua franca, but i was apparently mistaken. mea culpa!

MelMatrix @GoonieGooGoo i mean SOOWOOOOO

LouisVEmployee Sacre bleu, les savages est dans le magasin!

GoonieGooGoo Fuck i just skinned my knuckle on this dudes purse
NeYoSoul @GoonieGooGoo Yeeeeahhh feel the power of the LV clutch you dirt angel

JuelzSantana Jimmy where r you? My digital mixtape just went plutonium SKULL GANG! PAUSE!!!!!

missinfo Seriously people, the only thing worse than beefing rappers is beefing singers. What year is this? SMH LOL SMH ZOMG I’m going to bed.

NeYoSoul Man im glad ive been takin these boxercise classes at crunch

NeYoSoul @GoonieGooGoo HAAARRRRYUUUUUKEN

LouisVEmployee @HipHopCop come quick jimmy is whylin out again

GoonieGooGoo @Camron THIS RUCKER ALL OVER AGAIN NI**A WHERE THE FUCK R YOU

MaxBiggavelli im outside the lv store selling pencils and just saw jimmy catch a speedknot!!!!

MaxBiggavelli srsly im telling the truth also i fucked jims wife and im very very wealthy off my music
MaxBiggavelli Id give neyo a deal if i could hey amalgam gimme an imprint

MaxBiggavelli @ amalgamdigital oh yeah and buy a pencil they so waaaaaaaavy

lol is that actually real

either way lol @ "your lotiony ass hand"

.....

define "real"