that Botch album is pretty awesome tho. and Jane Doe goes without saying, ranked a little too high but whatev
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:21 (twelve years ago) link
you dont own/like 10 anyway shakey
my 10:49 The Beatles - White Album47 The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Electric Ladyland39 Nirvana - Bleach34 Megadeth - Rust In Peace25 Electric Wizard - Dopethrone17 Sleep - Dopesmoker14 Metallica - Master Of Puppets07 Black Flag - Damaged02 Black Sabbath - Master Of Reality01 Slayer - Reign In Blood
― The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:22 (twelve years ago) link
a folk artist is why its metal?
LOL yes, I often refer to Charles Manson as "a folk artist."
― Great Fushigi Master (Viceroy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:24 (twelve years ago) link
that brutal Truth is underrated too. saw them last year, put on a helluva show. but Need to Control should be on the list in its place, or Extreme Conditions Deserve Extreme REsponses. Animal Kingdom is more noisy than heavy (which is a lot of its appeal).
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:26 (twelve years ago) link
meh- how it invokes feelings in murder means that this list should have a bunch of hiphop and that record where the lead singer shot his own face off while his band killed each other and burnt down churches. instead, a record that had ringo starr jams makes it.
― GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link
helter skelter, sam
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:30 (twelve years ago) link
i guess mastodon never struck me as "top 5 of all time" heavy
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:30 (twelve years ago) link
it's almost as if things that aren;t metal can be heavy too
― Youth Ya Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:30 (twelve years ago) link
also 'heaviest' is a way different list to 'did it encourage someone to do crime and be crazy'
but yo it means that martha my dear made it.
― GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:31 (twelve years ago) link
m@tt i agree, I love Mastodon's first three albums but they're too way hella high
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:31 (twelve years ago) link
It has indirectly cause ritualized satanic murder, gangland murders don't count. OBVIOUSLY!
― Great Fushigi Master (Viceroy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:32 (twelve years ago) link
^ xxxp
Revolution No. 9 is p fucking heavy too
― Youth Ya Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:32 (twelve years ago) link
hell Mozart's Requiem should be on this list
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:32 (twelve years ago) link
And Elend's "The Umbersum"
Carcass's Reek shoulda been top ten imo
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:34 (twelve years ago) link
― Neanderthalp
qft
― Great Fushigi Master (Viceroy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:39 (twelve years ago) link
don't know where that p came from though.
Cryptopsy's None So Vile too
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link
well i dont suppose kerrang is aimed at you (or any of us)
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:00 (twelve years ago) link
oh i know.....just enjoying listing some of my fav heavies that i haven't played in ages
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link
Lame Satyricon pick.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:08 (twelve years ago) link
Also no Melvins is (o_O)
It's a good list, if a bit random on what heaviness actually means. But over half of it is as heavy as balls. The trouble with listing all the heaviest albums ever is it just ends up being a list of Warhorse, Eyehategod, Gojira, Winter, UFOmammut, Anaal Nathrakh etc, and it gets a bit tedious. Anyway, \m/ Dopethrone, 31 - 39 and I own two copies of Iowa.
― Conan The Asshander (Doran), Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link
i own 8
49 The Beatles - White Album47 The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Electric Ladyland46 Judas Priest - British Steel44 Alice in Chains - Dirt30 NIN - The Downwards Spiral14 Metallica - Master Of Puppets07 Black Flag - Damaged2 Black Sabbath - Master Of Reality
― chief rocker frankie crocker (m coleman), Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:20 (twelve years ago) link
Two.
Bet you can guess which.
― Mark G, Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:26 (twelve years ago) link
doran didn't you do a heaviest metal albums list for nme once?
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link
Own 21, to my own surprise. Like all of them, too.
'Fat Of The Land' can go fuck itself imho. I'm mostly surprised at Mogwai's ep included here (which does rule, but still, v surprising)
― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:37 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, and it was a lot heavier than that and everyone just complained about the amount of doom and death metal I chose but that's what I perceive to be heavy. This kind of list is actually be ok, probably better than mine if you had the reasoning in a paragraph next to each one. In a way the heaviosity achieved by unsuspecting Beatles fans by The White Album back in the day must have been pretty immense.
― Conan The Asshander (Doran), Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:37 (twelve years ago) link
Sorry I'm really tired and can't type properly any more.
― Conan The Asshander (Doran), Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:38 (twelve years ago) link
i think 29 of these? i cant remember if i actually own a couple, so i comfortably voted in the 20-29 bracket
― cannonball aderall (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:52 (twelve years ago) link
i thought you would have all 50 as you had to keep up with the kids in your professional capacity
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 01:29 (twelve years ago) link
oh and grouty will have the beatles and hendrix
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link
I own 25.
How did The Prodigy end up in this list? Especially with this album? (Not in any way metal, but Jilted Generation is heavier, harsher, etc.)
― Sebastian (Royal Mermaid Mover), Thursday, 10 November 2011 01:48 (twelve years ago) link
2. Beatles and NIN.
― I am using your worlds, Thursday, 10 November 2011 01:52 (twelve years ago) link
I didn't know Kerrang was still going.
its been covering emo,mall punk, alt rock and zero metal and pretty boys in make up on the cover every week (just like the 80s) for years now. No doubt normal service will be resumed next week.
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 02:00 (twelve years ago) link
top 3 could be about right surprisingly. starting with slipknot at no. 4, this thing takes a sharp turn into weirdville.
― charlie h, Thursday, 10 November 2011 02:14 (twelve years ago) link
oops I misread the poll. Voted for owning 2. If it's for how many I like it would be higher.
― I am using your worlds, Thursday, 10 November 2011 02:23 (twelve years ago) link
i thought on a board with journos who get promos and a bunch of people who download stuff that voting for how many you like might be more accurate
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 07:20 (twelve years ago) link
no 70s stuff no credibility. ok there's sabbath on the list but still...
― cock chirea, Thursday, 10 November 2011 08:18 (twelve years ago) link
28. Kinda surprised.
― bear has little fear of hades (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 10 November 2011 08:23 (twelve years ago) link
I've got 20 of these in some capacity. I see Mogwai is on the list, too, but for 'My Father My King'? That's a single or an EP, isn't it?
― wronger than 100 geir posts (MacDara), Thursday, 10 November 2011 08:45 (twelve years ago) link
yeah an ep really.
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 09:43 (twelve years ago) link
Noen
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 November 2011 09:47 (twelve years ago) link
Or even NONE
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 November 2011 09:48 (twelve years ago) link
you dont even like the sabbath or hendrix?
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 09:48 (twelve years ago) link
I don't own them
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 November 2011 09:50 (twelve years ago) link
i did say in the 1st post to vote for how many you like, i just forgot to change thread title and afaik a mod cant change it as its a poll thread.
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 09:52 (twelve years ago) link
so how many do you like?
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 09:53 (twelve years ago) link
WTF. But I like Doran's proposal here :)
― Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Sunday, 13 November 2011 10:14 (twelve years ago) link
WFT. I ended up in the 5-9 category!
― Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Saturday, November 12, 2011 1:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Beatles, Hendrix, Prodigy, Nirvana, & NIN?
― Obama's metrosexual cool (crüt), Sunday, 13 November 2011 10:43 (twelve years ago) link
British Steel is full of the kind of tunes you can whistle in the shower. Even if that shower might be in prison.
― Conan The Asshander (Doran), Sunday, 13 November 2011 10:53 (twelve years ago) link
Sex prison.
hahahahahaha
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Sunday, 13 November 2011 13:54 (twelve years ago) link
All of those, but also a bit of Metallica and Black Sabbath.
I even own a Mastodon CD I bought at a discount, but not that one.
― Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Sunday, 13 November 2011 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
I counted 16.
― Turrican, Sunday, 13 November 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
I even own a Mastodon CD
― Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Sunday, November 13, 2011 11:09 AM Bookmark
http://pasquinadepress.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/exploding-head.jpg
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Sunday, 13 November 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4034/4463970023_656bc3cf12.jpg
― Siegbran, Sunday, 13 November 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link
I listened to Vol.4, Sabotage, Master of Reality, Heaven And Hell and Sabbath Bloody Sabbath yesterday. Sabotage won.
― Conan The Asshander (Doran), Saturday, November 12, 2011 6:13 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Great article. My ranking-which changes all the time-1) master, 2) sabbath bloody sabbath, 3) vol. 4 4) never say die, 5) s/t , 6) sabotage, 7) paranoid,8) technical ecstasy
― You're a notch, I'm a legend (Bill Magill), Sunday, 13 November 2011 22:21 (twelve years ago) link
24
― shiroibasketshoes & tuxedos (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 13 November 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link
i def like Vol 4 more than Sabotage, which I've only heard recently and probably comes in 2nd
― ban l0u1s r33d (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 14 November 2011 05:33 (twelve years ago) link
50 Mayhem - De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas49 The Beatles - White Album43 Deftones - Around The Fur42 The Prodigy - Fat Of The Land39 Nirvana - Bleach29 Korn - Korn28 Carcass - Reek Of Putrefaction27 Emperor - In The Nightside Eclipse23 Atari Teenage Riot - 60 Second Wipe Out18 Meshuggah - Destroy Erase Improve16 Sunn 0))) - Black One14 Metallica - Master Of Puppets09 Napalm Death - Scum08 Refused - The Shape Of Punk To Come07 Black Flag - Damaged05 At The Gates - Slaughter Of The Soul02 Black Sabbath - Master Of Reality01 Slayer - Reign In Blood
^^ tho i really don't care about '60 second wipeout' and 'fat of the land' at all, nowadays. and i own 'jerusalem' which is almost the same as 'dopesmoker'...
― rusty_allen, Monday, 14 November 2011 05:51 (twelve years ago) link
at first i thought that was geir listing the albums he owns
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 14 November 2011 09:59 (twelve years ago) link
the lovely Four Freshman-esque harmonies of Reign in Blood
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2011 12:46 (twelve years ago) link
I like "United" a lot. Don't own that album though.
― Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Monday, 14 November 2011 14:34 (twelve years ago) link
Twenty-one but no Machine Gun, no cred.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 14 November 2011 14:37 (twelve years ago) link
I take it you don't mean Machine Gun by The Commodores Marcello.
― Conan The Asshander (Doran), Monday, 14 November 2011 14:44 (twelve years ago) link
I'm waiting for the day Geir finally reveals after all these years that he is really Fenriz
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_dJgG9i5zOc/TYSJEIII_ZI/AAAAAAAAAK8/4yUeAy1xxOs/s1600/the%2Bpeter%2Bbrotzmann%2Boctet%2Bmachine%2Bgun.jpg
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 14 November 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
I take it you don't mean "United" by Throbbing Gristle, Geir.
― Mark G, Monday, 14 November 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link
Excellent.
― Conan The Asshander (Doran), Monday, 14 November 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link
Can't think of many other Throbbing Gristle songs he'd like better
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 14 November 2011 15:46 (twelve years ago) link
"United":Judas Priest::"Abracadabra":Steve Miller Band
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link
machine gun was marcello's fave Warrant song iirc
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 03:14 (twelve years ago) link