What Is Rockism ?

actually i do know some kiss fans. but still.

The Clash and The Misfits are classic rock?

it's called classic rock because it's rock that's classic, duh.

especially when it's also hip-hop.

The Clash is definitely, definitely classic rock, but we called it "new wave" back then.

are all those bands on the poster Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame honorees except Foghat?

ah and misfits. also not sure about humble pie or canned heat.

foghat isn't in the rock-n-roll hall of fame?

http://www.nextmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jim-carrey-hippie-mtv-movie-awards-220.jpg

WHAT THE F--K?

Damn, is that what chuck eddy looks like?

Still not dead! Thanks Michael Des Barres!

http://www.thewrap.com/music/blog-post/rock-and-roll-not-energy-drink-or-kardashian-55631

http://www.thewrap.com/music/sites/default/files/imagecache/image_640x150/banner/DesBarres.hollyblog.jpg

Boys and girls smoked grass and hashish, dropped acid, experimented with each other’s bodies, read Arthur Rimbaud, Lord Byron, Aldous Huxley, William Burroughs, Henry Miller and Krishnamurti.

"Me, I just got wasted, dude."

>Let’s move to the unprocessed and unaltered spontaneity of authenticity.

This sentence makes me want to pluck out my eyes with salad tongs.

Your eyes or his?

Mine for having read it.

BRING ROCK BACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kupMnltNcf8

read Arthur Rimbaud, Lord Byron, Aldous Huxley, William Burroughs, Henry Miller and Krishnamurti.

Rockers were reading dudes, huh?

I was holding it together okay until he referenced CHEETOS.

Whenever this thread is revived, my first thought is 'lol W@gem@nn's back'

― D. Boon Pickens (WmC), Saturday, October 29, 2011 3:22 PM (10 months ago)

dropping acid will make you like henry miller, dropping ecstacy will make you like spiderman. got it.

Being lectured on RAWK by a guy whose biggest accomplishment was marrying Miss Pamela of "I'm With The Band" fame? Yeah, I don't think so.

Men suddenly had bangs.

So where does that put you, Mr. DesBarres?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tcexWRFTp0

In the beginning God gave us musicians and vocalists - then came vocorders, harmonizers and mellotrons, which begat click tracks, drum machines, and sampling, which begat auto-tune and quantizing. Today, a degree in programming and Internet marketing trumps the God-given talent that is music. I hunger for the days of VOX amps with frayed cabinets and sweat stained Stratocasters. You were part of the dream back then Michael, and I am so grateful that your return is clothed in the cape of rock glory. That's all the bling you need. Rock on brother. Carnaby Street is an amazing work

Yes, the Marquis has little need for bling.

Take me to your vocorder.

Old boring white man, please ignore.

We're back! Kinda?

http://thequietus.com/articles/22389-rockism-poptimism

https://www.funpic.us/funny/were_trapped-1522/

https://media.tenor.co/images/044f83a239b94e5a4e0c527118f65434/tenor.gif

lol tim

y'd u do it bud

y'd u quote ilx in the comment section

I read that article because I love Ned.

Nedism is an obscure belief but I'll allow it.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_msHZhK8UVUE/SqFIbpYCqqI/AAAAAAAAAlA/9jYs743ngEE/s1600-h/ned.jpg

o ffs

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_msHZhK8UVUE/SqFIbpYCqqI/AAAAAAAAAlA/9jYs743ngEE/s1600-h/ned.jpg

i hate everyone

^^^ sadist

So THAT'S what poptimism is. I had always read the term around here, but every time I asked what it meant I got mocked. #TheMoreYouKnow

this article is a) simultaneously long and under-developed on every point b) entirely built on its own preconception, which is that pop music is, by default, bad and that anyone who likes or analyzes it must be cynical or lying c) part of the reason I never, ever trust anyone who compliments my work, given how the first half is a rundown of how shit various takes are that ends with "but I commission them anyway." I'm sure the writers of those takes heard how great their pieces were

^^^ this. My conclusion after reading it, "He's lying or he's one cynical guy or he hated having to publish all those Dylan pieces once upon a long ago."

like, we all know writers are sometimes commissioned because they're monetizable and are told they're good in order to keep the monetization going, but it's very demoralizing to hear someone cop to it

s/sometimes/always, I mean, *any* commission is done for monetization but ideally the recipe has at least a dash of "and we think these are good, useful thoughts"

woke snrub: force for good y/n

Poptimism has its own sacred cows, which are beyond challenge:

*The solo release by the member of a manufactured group is no longer the sad addendum to the imperial years; it is a profound statement of artistic integrity.


*The surprise release by the big-name act is in itself, a revolutionary act.


*To not care about Taylor Swift or Beyoncé or Lady Gaga or Zayn Malik is in itself questionable. It reveals not your taste in music, but your prejudices. In the worst-case scenario, you may be revealing your unconscious racism and sexism. At best, you're trolling.


*Commercial success, in and of itself, should be taken as at least one of the markers of quality. After all, 50m Elvis fans can't be wrong.


this is heinously, grotesquely wrong – it's like a Lincoln critic reducing the Gettysburg Address to, "We're so grateful you fucking turncoats are dead."

i haven't read the piece and don't plan to, but the guardian is a super-fucked up paper in terms of its judgments what to commission and whatnot -- can easily imagine its down-tier editors come out badly jaded and disorientated, given the pressures on them from above

lol my first post in this thread was 17 years ago, let me resist the urge to read that also

when i'm puffin mad ism and rockin out to a sick uriah heep jam

I don't see a thing wrong with this piece, and this--

"Most people aren't rockists or poptimists; they just listen to music, and they like it or they don't"

--is obvious. The illusory divide between so-called rockists and poptimists reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons where Lisa defiantly shows up for football tryouts and says “That’s right! A girl wants to play football. How about that?” to which coach Flanders says “Well, that’s super-duper, Lisa! Heck, we already have four girls on the team!”

Aside from the increasingly sad and tragic person parodied in things like this, my feeling is that the rockist boogieman doesn't actually exist, at least not in any capacity that might in any way threaten the pop / hip-hop / r&b hegemony.

If there's anything that rankles me about the modern pop critic, it's a total lack of discrimination: pop always good, earnest dudes with guitars always bad. But, really, who cares what the "modern pop critic" thinks, anyway?

I don't mean to pick on the Guardian, it's a large swath, very possibly all, of music publications.

xp: I would consider myself a modern pop critic, I do not like everything, and since all this goes on in public you can verify that easily.