Is John Mayer really funnier than David Cross?

I'm not kidding around.

He's not even the best thing about that show, either.

Bill Hicks was never funny. His attempts at topical/political humor were so far behind the times it's untrue. In short, he was not that bright. Ryko's efforts to portray him as a misunderstood genius toiling against an ignorant, conservative society are revisionism at its worst. Detestable.

yo, cinniblount where's Richard Pryor?! don't tell me I'm gonna have to explain why I like HIM here.

Why does this man provide the rope with which to hang himself?

I remember Kittie being real funny a year or two ago. But maybe I'm wrong.

Did you hear Shifty's collabo with Paul Oakenfold! I really liked it! I wish he'd drop the moaning and the sludge band and just rap!

And yeah, I think I heard the Shifty/Oakenfeld thing once and liked it.

As for Buckcherry, I never listened to the words. I admit that several songs may not be as good to shoot pool to as "Hard to Handle," for whatever that's worth. (Actually, I never listened to Black Crowes' words either, come to think of it.)

I only mentioned Dave Grohl as being funny in interviews, Scott. I wasn't referring to the Foo discography.

i like the black crowes okay.they could be boring though. i would rather listen to country music or old boogie rock. i have amorica but i think i only listened to it once. buckcherry i only remember a video by and well i can't really remember.

David Cross is tedious. His lack of enthusiasm in his own material made his comedy album a slog. At least Bill Hicks could convey rants and self-hatred with a smile and some honest effort. (If Hicks' anti-establishment, anti-GOP anger strikes a nerve with me, does that mean I'll vote for Dean? Just curious.)

I wonder if John Mayer and James Franco get their weed from the same guy.

BLACK PEOPLE TO WHITE AMERICA:

ENJOY EVERY SANDWICH

that interview reads like the dude from Ray Gun but ten years and millions of dollars in the bank later.

There are so many great lines in this interview that it's hard to pinpoint just a few:

"If you say I’m not adult and stable, it sounds as though I’m someone who’s watching football and playing Xbox. I have this bond with infinite possibility—when I go out to dinner, I bring another shirt, a flashlight, a knife, a hard drive, a camera. It’s not like I wanted to be with somebody else. I want to be with myself, still, and lie in bed only with the infinite unknown. That’s 32, man."

"At this point, before I can have sex I need to know somebody. Unless she’s a 14 out of 10."

"If I have a conversation with a really hot girl that lasts all night and she says, “Wow, I had no idea I was going to like you this much,” that is the equivalent, for me, of getting laid."

"If Jennifer Aniston knows how to use BitTorrent I’ll eat my fucking shoe."

"I want to dance. I want to get on an airplane and be like a ninja. I want to be an explorer. I want to be like The Bourne Identity."

"If I have a conversation with a really hot girl that lasts all night and she says, “Wow, I had no idea I was going to like you this much,” that is the equivalent, for me, of getting laid."

pretty sure ive known ppl who say stuff like this

"If Jennifer Aniston knows how to use BitTorrent I’ll eat my fucking shoe."

lmao

"I want to dance. I want to get on an airplane and be like a ninja. I want to be an explorer. I want to be like The Bourne Identity."

ive also thought this one personally

Young and Innocent Days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_z-shZL1KU

hood pass revoked

http://i48.tinypic.com/28cn59c.gif

lol farsighted

This is amazing.

omfghahahahaha I just got mesmerized focusing only on Kanye's right hand slicing at his chest abt 150 times

two of the most awkward human beings alive, being awkward

Also his use of the word 'fag' was pretty offensive as was his general shitty attitude towards women and how he kept making sure everybody knew Jennifer Aniston was old and he was a young sprightly chicken at 32 who just needed to be ~free~. There was some good points as much as I hate to admit it in his 'hood pass' quote it was just poorly executed. Like his music career and entire existance.

this guy is on a nother level

black man comes at him with a wicked karate chop and he disarms!
plays it off like white and nerdy

disaster averted + gif meme created

Hahahaha I fucking love that.

What's with this scene of mini-Mayer singer-songwriters that that are kind of big and famous but I have never even heard of?

I'm talking Matt Nathanson, Matt Wertz, Dave Barnes. A quick glance at their wikipedia pages shows all sorts of appearances on tv and soundtracks, but who are they and what's their deal? The scene seems to be some weird DMB/country/Christian rock/folk rock pool party.

i think TV soundtracks is a big tipoff there -- there's a whole world of musicians who exist for no other reason than to score contemplative moments in Grey's Anatomy and Scrubs

fratboys

I remember when my fratbro RA and I were talking music for the first time, he talked about all these different singer-songwriters, and not only did they all sound the same to me but they all seem to look and act the same, too. Wouldn't be surpised if it's all the same guy producing these contemplative music moments for Grey's Anatomy tbh.

xpost yeah

Oh CW network (and the WB before you), so much to answer for.

i wonder if this entire cottage industry sprang up just because Coldplay set their licensing fees prohibitively high or something

even the kind of critics who can appreciate horrible pop and defend really uncool music take the http://i45.tinypic.com/20z7o9k.jpg

attitude to this kind of thing.

xpost the Coldplay-John Mayer-the Fray music licensing cartel