Hamster of Reality
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:11 (twelve years ago) link
Cedar Bloody Cedar
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link
They say that life's a carouselSpinning fast, you've got to ride it well
― original bgm, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link
Wood chews of the universeA love that never diesYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
Doing laps on the Wheel of Confusion
― Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:36 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GouLP2GE1M8
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:49 (twelve years ago) link
I'm going through cage-e-e-ehs
― Stanley Tunechi (Spectrist), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link
a habitrail acrobathole in the salt lickhand of doom
― buffandmaxsgaydad (Pillbox), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link
lol at hand of doom
― winsome posters leave the hall (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
Ham Blackster
― t**t, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link
Dió means "nut" or "walnut" in Hungarian, which is kind of cute for a rodent, I think.
― crustaceanrebel, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 17:08 (twelve years ago) link
was joe lynn turner ever black sabbath's vocalist? seems like he should have been.
anyway you should name your hamster joe lynn turner
― the beta banned (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link
name your gecko either joe lynn turner or graham bonnett.
― Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link
graham bonnet wore sunglasses a lot and joe lynn turner is like a new yawk type dude i think but i get them confused
― the beta banned (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
Planet Hamstervan
― Actual LOL Tolhurst (Doran), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 19:21 (twelve years ago) link
N.I.B.B.L.E.
― cloaca flocka flame (NickB), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link
After Forever, or at Least Until I'm Done Nibbling
― Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:30 (twelve years ago) link
Hammy Hambourne
― StanM, Thursday, 30 June 2011 14:30 (twelve years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link
Wow. That is about 36 more votes than I expected.
― StanM, Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:06 (twelve years ago) link
a tremendous victory for J3ff T's new hamster, Ronnie James Dio.
― buffandmaxsgaydad (Pillbox), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:16 (twelve years ago) link
hamsters are dicks tho, imo
nothing against ronny james dio or anything
― buffandmaxsgaydad (Pillbox), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:17 (twelve years ago) link
NWOBHAM
― weatheringdaleson, Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:19 (twelve years ago) link
Ha ha ha. Amazing.
― Actual LOL Tolhurst (Doran), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:50 (twelve years ago) link
welcome to your new home ronniejames. your fans demand pix
― Ktulu says, I've come to hate my body (wk), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link
Thanks for your input, guys. That is, indeed, a pretty crazy amount of responses. I will share pictures as soon as he is in my care on Saturday.
Also – hamsters are awesome. My last hamster, Lemmy, was a total bro. That's why I'm getting this one from a breeder. Hamsters don't really have any trouble breeding, obviously, but the breeders breed them for cuteness and personality. And, of course, metal cred.
― Midnight Maniac (J3ff T.), Friday, 1 July 2011 00:08 (twelve years ago) link
How do you tell if he's a post Julien Donkey Boy, VICE reading hipster, SunnO))) merch collecting Nigel hamster or Manowar rinsing True Metal rodent?
― Actual LOL Tolhurst (Doran), Friday, 1 July 2011 00:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.craftster.org/pictures/data/500/medium/80480_15Jan11_spg_screen_shot.jpg
― Ktulu says, I've come to hate my body (wk), Friday, 1 July 2011 00:37 (twelve years ago) link
No hamster of mine will be false.
― Midnight Maniac (J3ff T.), Friday, 1 July 2011 01:00 (twelve years ago) link
A righteous result.
― Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Friday, 1 July 2011 13:49 (twelve years ago) link
I will share pictures as soon as he is in my care on Saturday.
LIAR
― i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 07:36 (twelve years ago) link
He is currently in the "terrified of everything" phase, so I haven't really been able to grab a good photo yet.
― Midnight Maniac (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 18:03 (twelve years ago) link
Dio of course means "god" in Italian, though Ronnie said he got the name from a Florida mafia guy named Johnny Dio. There happens to be a brief appearance of a Johnny Dio in Scarface. Just don't name it after Born Again vocalist Ian...
― Fastnbulbous, Thursday, 7 July 2011 15:10 (twelve years ago) link
Playing "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath on Tesla coils with a shielded guitar, standing in a Faraday suit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPoomwdNZeY
― Sanpaku, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 01:20 (twelve years ago) link
Oh yeah, I said I was going to post photos in here. Well, here's a photo of the little evil, divine critter:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/270436_10100367133368615_3409092_52776217_5565748_n.jpg
― Gamera died for our sins (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
Hamster and Hell
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
^^^^^ THIS
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 01:46 (twelve years ago) link
Alas! Sad news on FB from J3ff that Dio has passed on, the poor little critter. May he rock out with Dio himself forever more.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 15 April 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link
:( sorry to hear about your loss jeff.
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Sunday, 15 April 2012 15:01 (twelve years ago) link
2-3 years is short enough for a lifespan, sorry to see this cute little guy didn't make a year.
This thread must have been in the back of my mind when we adopted a 3 year-old cat (20 lbs no less) and named him Ozzy. The prince of darkness is doing well, slowly losing weight.
― Fastnbulbous, Sunday, 15 April 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link
RIP ;_;
― when will Jesus bring the composition chops? (loves laboured breathing), Sunday, 15 April 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
awww, sad to hear this :-(
― original bgm, Sunday, 15 April 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link
Thanks for the kind words, guys. I should be obtaining a new little dude in the next couple weeks, and I'm now accepting suggestions for names.
― NWOBHamster (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link
Yngwie
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 23:11 (twelve years ago) link
Noodles
― two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link
BonScott or Matthias Jabs
― Jen Echo, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link
yngwie is obv the correct choice but... fenriz?
― original bgm, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link
Danzig is great, but I must implore you to consider Wino
― when will Jesus bring the composition chops? (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:35 (twelve years ago) link
Gillan
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:42 (twelve years ago) link
:-D
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/303460_10100923230505495_3409092_56026120_824883838_n.jpg
No more hams-tears
― Hellhamster 2: Hamster Smashed Face (J3ff T.), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/560151_10100923230685135_3409092_56026124_2063736116_n.jpg
Flying high again
― Hellhamster 2: Hamster Smashed Face (J3ff T.), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago) link
can you name one of his poop pellets Sharon?
― tell peeta my fire dress is draggin on the floor (some dude), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago) link
Sorry for the blurriness, I'll try to grab some better pictures when he's no longer such a spaz.
name...??
― ilxor, Thursday, 14 June 2012 04:59 (eleven years ago) link
judging from the captions I'm pretty sure it's Ozzy
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 June 2012 05:51 (eleven years ago) link
next one needs to be Geezer
it is indeed Ozzy. He's still a little hyper, but he's settling in nicely. He enjoys climbing on the walls and ceiling of his cage.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Thursday, 14 June 2012 07:07 (eleven years ago) link
Ozzy speaks
http://www.decibelmagazine.com/featured/for-those-about-to-squeak-ozzys-nibbles-of-the-week/
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 23:05 (eleven years ago) link