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CRIKEY! Death by stingray (Steve Irwin killed, RIP)

New caption: It's me or the baby!

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 4 September 2006 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

MEN WILL TRY ANY EXCUSE, HONESTLY: Liz Jones writes

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 4 September 2006 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

ah what is that song she's jacking on the "gotta know what do / if u wanna get down" chorus on 'turn it up', it's driving me insane. depeche mode, or tears for fears, or something, innit?

― rtccc (mwah), Monday, 4 September 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

(y'know, the bit before just blaaaze wanders into the studio)

― rtccc (mwah), Monday, 4 September 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/79/233136932_cf11ec3a2b.jpg

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 4 September 2006 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha!

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Monday, 4 September 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

i'd like to see ILX threads in graffiti form.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 4 September 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

Banksy should come and subvert some ILX threads. He could turn up to the "He Poos Clouds" thread and post a picture of Tony Blair and underneath it he could write "He Poos Lies" and it would make everyone pause and think.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 4 September 2006 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

Or he could sneak into the music office at the Guardian and substitute next week's boring Petridish review with selected choice extracts from Burton's Anatomy Of Melancholy spiced up with cutouts of Roy Keane aiming an owl at Patsy Kensit.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 4 September 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

that banks guy, he was the one who papered over this

http://www.flickr.com/photos/charltonlido/203061848/

with some ironic stuff about drive bys in hoxton:(:(:(

― -- (688), Monday, 4 September 2006 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

you could recreate that Kray piece easily elsewhere tho.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 4 September 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

i don't understand the kray graf.

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Monday, 4 September 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

nor me, but it's clearly something deeply fundamental.

― Obvious Ninja (Haberdager), Monday, 4 September 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

some people felt that loveable murderer Kray had served too much time in HMP.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 4 September 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

well, he was the hero of his people, wasn't he? and it wasn't murder, it was 'business'.

i'm with banksy on this one.

― Obvious Ninja (Haberdager), Monday, 4 September 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

"He only killed his own". Bless his heart.

― jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Monday, 4 September 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

He'd never have stood for P Doherty's antics around his manor this much is true.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 4 September 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

there's this site called afflictedyard.com written by a jamaican photographer ... there was a pretty good piece from a couple years ago where he published photos of banksy.

he was pissed because banksy was tagging and stenciling in this rasta compound in jamaica.

banksy is really shitty.

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Monday, 4 September 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

here it is, but he took the photos down....

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Monday, 4 September 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

paris hilton and reggie kray>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>this banks guy

― -- (688), Monday, 4 September 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

these banksy discs are going for quite a bit of change on ebay

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 04:16 (nineteen years ago)

it is funny, i had to review this film called 'container' just now. it's very paris hilton, in a way. i wrote it 'in character' as the lex (but a lex who had seen some other films, obv). it's spreading...

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 10:12 (nineteen years ago)

So for yr next film review, you're going to review a film, slag it off, claim it is "unacceptable" then admit at the end that you didn't actually watch it?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 10:14 (nineteen years ago)

and that black people don't listen to it, yeah.

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 10:17 (nineteen years ago)

If black people could only afford miniature DVD players, then they could watch movies on the bus.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 10:17 (nineteen years ago)

someone else's review

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 10:20 (nineteen years ago)

so - lets count how many end up on ebay ..

50 in total.

― mark e (mark e), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

I like Banksy but his copycats are bad.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

how did the lex get penman's blog log-in btw?

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

Another review

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

£300 seems to be the going rate on e-bay.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

The review Dan just linked is the only one that matters.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

all copies are off ebay now .. did they shut the listings down

also :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxUl9Mxbh1E

― mark e (mark e), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

See what all your scoffing did, you cruel people. Tsk.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 September 2006 11:24 (nineteen years ago)

"Are you poor? Poor people are responsible for all the wars in the world."

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 7 September 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

this thread is truly bizarre even by ilm standards (i clicked to see what people though of the banksy thing), but that penman piece that jed linked to was worth the slog through.

― breakfast pants (disco stu), Friday, 8 September 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

Hilton vomits while trying to sing her own song

Everyone's a critic nowadays.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:20 (nineteen years ago)

i wonder, if lex is still listening to this?

― benrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:24 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha you think the lex listens!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:25 (nineteen years ago)

at least this pathetic fag can quote the right html

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:27 (nineteen years ago)

of course i am! in the home straight for album-of-the-year honours, three albums have distanced themselves from the pack by some way, one of which is paris.

i was going to bump this thread to talk about the second single 'nothing in this world' and its wonderfully cheesy video, but feared you would all be too nasty about her :(

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:31 (nineteen years ago)

Enrique - I'm still listening to this!

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:32 (nineteen years ago)

i can't tell what's more sad: that the lex isn't dead from suicide now, or after the holidays.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:34 (nineteen years ago)

i would respond to that but i'm afraid i've never noticed you before. there seem to be a lot of american posters who are into trying to look hard on the internet, and they all seem fairly interchangeable & pathetic to me.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:49 (nineteen years ago)

Aint naan a corny ironic limey bloggin' nigga know bout dat Tinkerbell

― Dimehitter Dwayne Hosey (dwaynehosey), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still listening to this. Still in my top 3 albums of the year.

― is anyone anticipating the new Baaderonixx? (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still not convinced, either by the original or by the DM retool.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes threads align themselves in insightful ways:

PARIS HILTON - PARIS
is this a real person or a joke?

― mister the guanoman (mister the guanoman), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

my favourite on the album is def 'not leaving without you' now - it is so heart-burstingly optimistic and excited. "i wanna know what you dream about! i wanna know what you're thinkin' now!" total headrush.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.vinyltap.co.uk/gallery/he/hepbuiq6514833581114690.jpg

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

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