keep the meme alive: Pippa's Arse

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crazy how brits like local garda and stanM are still butthurt over 1776/1812 - rip whiney you died for your country

Thread has been hilarious for the last 100 posts or so.

Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't think the thread has been anywhere close to hilarious at any point in its godforsaken life

lex pretend, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link

OTM

broodje kroket (dog latin), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

it was hilarious when whiney got banned

call all destroyer, Friday, 13 May 2011 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

oh yeah that raised a chuckle i guess

lex pretend, Friday, 13 May 2011 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't think a self-professed hater of comedy should be judging the relative hilarity of an ilx thread

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

also, if i actually got the vibe that more people hated me than loved me here, i would stop posting entirely. i have a great support network of friends on ilx

^ lolled at this

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link

"It's not funny, but it still makes us laugh"

broodje kroket (dog latin), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link

loooool omg

keep the meme alive indeed

just....

Lamp, Friday, 13 May 2011 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/tg6yS.gif

You Get Hoynes (bnw), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link

crazy how brits like local garda and stanM are still butthurt over 1776/1812 - rip whiney you died for your country

http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-nephew-a-very-funny-young-man,20354/

Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link

so how does Cockney Whiney pronounce 'ILXOR'?

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link

ME AWFUL ILKSORE CHUMS!

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link

is there a cockney rhyming slang thread? that shit is dope

i'm a fucking walking pair of Docs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

do ppl still do that irl?

i'm a fucking walking pair of Docs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

"hilarious" Simpsons episode on this very topic showing here in Olde Londone Towne right now

Neil S, Friday, 13 May 2011 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link

thanks everybody for keeping the meme alive

gr8080, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

http://pippasass.com/

scott seward, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

This is just a tribute!

gr8080, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

never heard of her until today but i think i'm becoming a fan too!

scott seward, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

it's quite a can

goole, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

i honestly didn't know about that wedding until i saw an episode of The Middle about it. i really am an amerikkkan!

scott seward, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i get all my news from sitcoms.

scott seward, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I get all my news from ILX

Confused Turtle (Zora), Friday, 13 May 2011 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

i've stopped reading. in general.

scott seward, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

i still like butts though.

scott seward, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Butt may refer to:

Butt (volume), a unit of wine
Butt (archery), a target for practicing archery
Butt (sailing), a joint between planks of wood on a ship
Butt (name)
Butt (Asian surname), a tribe from Kashmir in Pakistan and India
Butt (magazine)
Buttocks or butt
Butt joint, a woodworking joinery technique
Headbutt or butt, a blow administered with the head
Buttstock or butt, a part of a rifle or other firearm
The Butt, a 2008 novel by Will Self
Boston butt or pork butt, a pork shoulder
Part of a cigarette
Butts
Butt-head, a character from Beavis and Butt-head
"What What (In the Butt)", a song by Samwell
"Butt Butt", a song by Monrose from Temptation

Confused Turtle (Zora), Friday, 13 May 2011 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i51.tinypic.com/6zn1hi.jpg

markers, Friday, 13 May 2011 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link

keep reading this thread title to the tune of "turn the beat around"

the first rule of debate club (Edward III), Friday, 13 May 2011 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Is StanM OK? After this and the "the fucher of white ppl!!!!" thread, it seems people going out on a limb to do something funny and bombing are rarely let down nicely. Doesn't have to be that way. Could at least give them a sympathetic pat on the head and leave the thread alone.

Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Friday, 13 May 2011 19:56 (thirteen years ago) link

cool meme, brittain

― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Sunday, December 19, 2010 8:50 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark

gr8080, Friday, 13 May 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't really think it's that great of a butt; stan m was right to pivot a parody thread around it

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 13 May 2011 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link

butt crazy britain

some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Arse crazy please, unless you're talking about the tail end of a cigarette.

Confused Turtle (Zora), Friday, 13 May 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

fag crazy in the UK

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 13 May 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

We love us some gays.

Confused Turtle (Zora), Friday, 13 May 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

http://u1.ipernity.com/12/10/39/5981039.f9ecbabd.560.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 13 May 2011 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link

http://vintagespankingmagazines.com/images/Phoenix_043.jpg?922

scott seward, Friday, 13 May 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link

http://podcast.theoffside.com/files/2009/12/england-vs-usa-badge.png

MPx4A, Friday, 13 May 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

True, its unforgiving structure meant Pippa had to mince up and down the Abbey aisle like a geisha with corns, but it was worth it.

After all, her role as maid of honour was a secondary one. Hold the bouquet, keep smiling, don’t let the bride get spinach on her teeth.

Most importantly, she had to attend to a majestic bridal train that was almost nine feet long. A duty that required a lot of bending over.

So if you have to do this in front of a global audience of billions, you might as well bunny dip in an unforgettable frock that is going to maximise your best asset.

Mince, mince, mince, dip, dip, dip, she went; our glorious Pippa the Big Dipper. Not since the first Panzer tank turned and fled at the battle of El Alamein has a rear end made such an impression on the world.

The impact has been incredible. So much so it is no exaggeration to say everything has changed for Pippa.

Awesumb.

Gorge, Friday, 13 May 2011 22:18 (thirteen years ago) link

like I mean do these people sit and write novels about their female busdriver's ass based on an experience they had when they bent over to pick up a quarter?

wtf?

starland vocal banned (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 May 2011 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

that's what Ulysses is about iirc

tylerw, Friday, 13 May 2011 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link


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