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can't spell shapiro w/o r i p

would love to see pfork reviews reviews take on the 10.0 kanye pfork review

― ilxor, Monday, November 22, 2010 10:33 AM (Yesterday)

yeah, I think PRR obviously needs to write abt this

― markers, Monday, November 22, 2010 10:36 AM (Yesterday)

not exactly, but kinda sorta maybe?

http://www.pitchforkreviewsreviews.com/post/1653393591/19-hours-after-its-release-jesse-eisenberg-still

― in a merzbow world, how is kanye ambitious?? (ilxor), Tuesday, November 23, 2010 7:01 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

irl lol'd at the ending

"like this woman is trying to set jesse eisenberg up with her daughter at this gala for children affected by an unintentional nuclear explosion and i’m just thinking about the whole thing"

is pretty classic too

― markers, Tuesday, November 23, 2010 7:28 PM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*moves this talk to the PRR thread*

― markers, Tuesday, November 23, 2010 7:28 PM (0 seconds ago)

http://www.pitchforkreviewsreviews.com/post/2156621980/fuck-tha-world

“WHAT UP SHAPIRO!”

omg that post, wow

i even had a friend proofread it for unnecessary weirdness and she said it was fine

at least he got over this hangup

i even had a friend proofread it for unnecessary weirdness and she said it was fine

at least he got over this hangup

i even had a friend proofread it for unnecessary weirdness and she said it was fine

at least he got over this hangup

― i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Thursday, December 9, 2010 6:07 PM (5 minutes ago)
― i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Thursday, December 9, 2010 6:06 PM (5 minutes ago)

O_O

blame the server spazzing, not me

also, what a massive massive cunt if that's a real company

holy shit at some of the comments ppl left on that entry

http://www.pitchforkreviewsreviews.com/post/2156621980/fuck-tha-world#disqus_thread

did he get offered another job?

He only updates his blog about once a month now, so he must be doing something.

45% PRR readers who know what's up, 45% aghast business professionals who have had this sent to them via Tumblr, and 10% random benevolent people

new board descrip

^^

markers, gabbneb, surmounter

I think he is working on the screenplay for The Music Review Review Blog with Aaron Sorkin. His part has yet to be cast, but Justin Timberlake in talks to play Ryan Schrieber.

Meryl Streep as whiney, I heard

been waiting for years for Pitchfork's Perfect

markers, gabbneb, surmounter

― Zsa Zsa Gay Bar (jaymc), Wednesday, December 22, 2010 10:19 AM

ok lol

I think my "Internet persona" would be best as Paul Giammatti

i guess that makes deej tom wilkinson #itworksifyou'veseenduplicity

http://www.theawl.com/2011/01/young-manhattanite-is-beacon-on-new-york-shabbos-scene

ultimate blog parties

max?

"David "Shapiro"

Wow, eating sushi and watching the Simpsons, that does sound sad.

Actually, wait a minute, no it doesn't. WTF?

how often do ppl in new york eat dinner w/ other ppl

how often do ppl in new york blog about eating dinner w/ other ppl

"there was a lot of talk about backchannel emailing."

3 four lokos to shabbos party

also here is a picture of me in 1997 that my mom just scanned and emailed me and she said “you should put this on your webpage!”

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lemyxpZf191qb52lo.jpg

the movie is tentatively titled either ;) or onehourflowerdeliv✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ but hopefully i will come up with a title that is better than both of those before my deadline

http://www.theawl.com/2011/01/new-york-city-police-commissioner-told-me-he-likes-enya

you forgot to log on as "markers"

your insistence that everyone on ilx is either a sock or had some previous persona is really bizarre & just an extreme level of paranoia that i wouldn't necessarily call "healthy"

hahaha

j0rdan y cant u just accept that there are two dorks who regularly update the prr thread

hi dorkson

:/

dude gets around

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/what-oscar-nomination-day-is-like-when-your-ex-girlfriend-has-slept-with-a-nominee/

dudes girlfriend gets around

And then a few weeks passed and I was increasingly needy and weird.

you don't say

^^ hahahahahahahaha

(also i know you guys have all covered this already and don't want to rehash it but the thing about this guy is that david foster wallace only looked like he was indiscriminately writing down every sensation he experienced if you didn't read him very carefully)

well sure, but nobody's saying he's david foster wallace. lolled a couple times at the hurt locker piece, which is good enough for me. he's like shmindie irma bombeck. especially liked this bit:

Sometimes I would go to Amy’s apartment and make her listen to the Spiritualized album Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space, the really sad one about a disintegrating relationship, and she would just go on her laptop.

And then Amy broke up with me and then I refused to watch the Oscars, and I woke up the next day and read that The Hurt Locker won Best Picture, and then subsequently I had some nightmares about The Hurt Locker which I don’t really remember now.

the affectless tone works well with the flat prose, imo.

so weird that soe ppl stuck up for him though, i feel my world shook

isn't he dead though?

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhwygxyoDI1qz8q0ho1_r1_500.png