it was way better than any Salem album and I can guarantee that 100%
― an experience no XBox 360 game could simulate (crüt), Saturday, 9 October 2010 08:14 (thirteen years ago) link
read that post as "Back in the olden days in my GYBE English class..."
― m0stlyClean, Sunday, 10 October 2010 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link
pretty sure it's "I'm a sheet, I'm a sheet."
― David Allah Coal (sexyDancer), Sunday, 10 October 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i52.tinypic.com/2rw9vzp.gif
― markers, Sunday, 10 October 2010 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Boo-haus
― Duran (Doran), Sunday, 10 October 2010 12:52 (thirteen years ago) link
at a party, some chicago dudes laid out to me exactly how these guys became famous, and its waaaaay to gossipy for me to actually post on a public forum.
― underrated SCAREosmith albums I have loved (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 10 October 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link
explain it to us in a Mad Libs way. (band member) slept with/sold drugs to (magazine editor) etc.
― some dude, Sunday, 10 October 2010 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link
aww whiney give us a hint at least
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 October 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Whiney you little tease.
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Sunday, 10 October 2010 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link
some chicago dudes
"I tell ya, being the roadies for Tortoise, it's the gateway to stardom."
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 10 October 2010 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Nothing to do with Peter Cetera then, phew.
― Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Sunday, 10 October 2010 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link
crits on their dick when they crunkie goth swag
― Can You Tape? Learn the rules. (herb albert), Sunday, 10 October 2010 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link
rmde
― thank you based mod (deej), Friday, October 8, 2010 6:41 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
that was 'heh' funny not 'loooooooool' funny
― thank you based mod (deej), Friday, October 8, 2010 6:42 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
"and i know because no one i know thinks that's funny"
― underrated SCAREosmith albums I have loved (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, October 8, 2010 6:48 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
dawg that was a leno punchline
― trollin trollin trollin we aint slept in weeks (deej), Friday, October 8, 2010 6:49 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
a distillation of deej-whiney beef styles so pure that in the future they won't need to beef at all, they'll just permalink this exchange
― drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 10 October 2010 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link
at a party, some chicago dudes laid out to me exactly how these guys became famous
"famous"? fo' real? already? Has something happened in the past week I've missed?
― your mum, Sunday, 10 October 2010 15:51 (thirteen years ago) link
"famous"
― All Evil Begins as Flight from Pain (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 10 October 2010 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link
We're all famous.
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Sunday, 10 October 2010 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link
how these guys became famoushow these guys became famoushow these guys became famoushow these guys became famoushow these guys became famoushow these guys became famoushow these guys became famoushow these guys became famoushow these guys became famoushow these guys became famous
― markers, Sunday, 10 October 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link
markers did salem like personally shit in your malt-o-meal or something - your interest in their whole deal is pretty intense imo
― drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 10 October 2010 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link
nah, just thought the Fader Fort thing was the most hilarious performance I've seen this year. I did buy their record though, 'cause I'm actually interested in their music. I do think Whiney saying that they're "famous" is funny though
― markers, Sunday, 10 October 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
afaict, my malt-o-meal remains pure
― markers, Sunday, 10 October 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link
i think whiney probably just wanted to set off a 300-post debate about the relative fame of salem and you guys are all playing into his hands.
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 October 2010 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link
ts: arguing about who is or isn't famous vs. arguing about what is or isn't funny
― drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 10 October 2010 16:45 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i56.tinypic.com/2eutqn7.gif
― markers, Sunday, 10 October 2010 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link
markers did salem like personally shit in your malt-o-meal or something - your interest in their whole deal is pretty intense imo― drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, October 10, 2010 12:20 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, October 10, 2010 12:20 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
markers is TTG, shorty
― underrated SCAREosmith albums I have loved (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 10 October 2010 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link
"trying too goddamn (hard)"? concur
― drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 10 October 2010 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link
also if I'm yr shorty that makes you somebody's great-grandfather so congratulations on having escaped the strangling clutches of youth forever & ever, old man
― drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 10 October 2010 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i56.tinypic.com/24yxu80.jpg
― markers, Sunday, 10 October 2010 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link
― drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, October 10, 2010 11:48 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this post goes into the ILX Smithsonian exhibit
― All Evil Begins as Flight from Pain (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 10 October 2010 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link
so, i am interviewing oOoOo guy tonight. from what i've heard, i like his stuff a LOT better than anything Salem have done, but then again, he's on more of a dubstep kick than a crunk kick.
― Honey, I squirted jizz all over the baby (the table is the table), Sunday, 10 October 2010 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link
i dig oOoOo. he is chillwave tho, right? SoOoOo different from witch house. i think if i actually said "witch house" out loud it would make me throw up in my mouth a little bit. witch house. maybe it should be called spookywave instead.
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 10 October 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link
and a nation is greatly relieved.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 10 October 2010 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link
:-)
― markers, Sunday, 10 October 2010 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link
"Mumbai" is ttl chillwi☨ch ☓over
― cee-oh-tee-tee, Sunday, 10 October 2010 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link
how is salem on a 'crunk' kick. what musical aspects of 'crunk' are they adopting. do tell
― trollin trollin trollin we aint slept in weeks (deej), Monday, 11 October 2010 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link
everybody cool it the crunk police are here
― drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 11 October 2010 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i56.tinypic.com/2dbtfr8.gif
― markers, Monday, 11 October 2010 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link
tbf there's nothing crunk about salem
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Monday, 11 October 2010 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link
so when i listen to this do i feel the rape gaze on me, or am i giving off the rape gaze, or what
― max, Monday, 11 October 2010 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link
naw I think he means screwed 'n' chopped in feel, which I mean slowed down vox do give that feel to my ear anyway
― drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 11 October 2010 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link
oh hey these guys covered springsteen
all this music is so noisy
― max, Monday, 11 October 2010 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link
did you ever notice salem spelled backwards is males
makes you think
― drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 11 October 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link
makes you think that it isn't actually true, I mean
makes me think you need reverse spellcheck.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 11 October 2010 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link
and everyone in salem probably needs a bath.
I love that their site is http://s4lem.com/
― markers, Monday, 11 October 2010 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link
are these guys the goths of the 2010s
― max, Monday, 11 October 2010 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link
they feel more like the ministry of the 2010s. were ministry "goth"?
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 11 October 2010 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link
i think of the knife as neo-goths. unless they were the 2000s goths, now replaced by salem's 2010 goths.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 11 October 2010 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link
i think markers is like one of those characters in SVU where stabler & benson break into his apartment and he has salem press clippings and high res, long range photos plastered all over one room in his place
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Monday, 11 October 2010 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link