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Ritchie Valens: was given the ability to turn anything he touched into risotto; died of malnutrition.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:56 (seventeen years ago) link

The Big Bopper: bopped until he dropped into a blast furnace

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Sam Cooke: nosebleed

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Television: cancelled

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Steve Lacy - burned up upon re-entry from orbit

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Sun Ra - Melanoma

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:02 (seventeen years ago) link

janis joplin: fell into the grave she was going to bury her yearbook photo in

― john david bootyflake (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Chet Baker - Wished he could be young again. A genie granted his wish and he eventually shrank into a child, then a baby, then a newborn infant, and in rapid succession a fetus, embryo, and finally a zygote which seperated into an ovum and spermotazoa.

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Look it up if you don't believe me! It's a rather famous story, and I'm certain any of the jazz fans on this board will be happy to confirm it.

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Fela: purple nurple complications

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:11 (seventeen years ago) link

butthole surfers (entire band): wiped out

― latebloomer aka 'the sun' (latebloomer), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Louis Jordan: decided to stop ceiling fan with left fingers
Ice Cube: picked the wrong undercover cop to approach for handjob in park
Charlie Palmieri: choked to death on fly accidentally swallowed while laughing at friend's joke on bus
Daniel Johnston: speeding motorcar
Yo La Tengo: covering speeding motorcar

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 04:13 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 04:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Gwen Stefani - Accidentally swallowed toothbrush; choked to death
Kim Gordon - Spontaneously combusted (along with comfy TV chair) just halfway through the "X-Files" marathon
Todd Rundgren - Was stowaway aboard the Challenger
Malcolm Mooney - Not "dead", exactly: It's just that he hasn't been born yet hasn't been born yet hasn't been born yet hasn't been

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― Monty Von Byonga (Monty Von Byonga), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 06:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Will Shatter: weaponized cooties

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 02:37 (seventeen years ago) link

James Brown: choked trying to speak German

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Duke Ellington: first person to become a series of ones and zeroes

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 02:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Nasreh Fateh Ali Khan: he gave that DDR machine as good as he got

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 02:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Steve Albini: peppermint schnapps enema

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 02:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Greil Marcus: unsuccessful jump over Snake River

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 02:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Steven Tyler: mistaken for sacrificial horse while on tour in Kerala, India

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 02:55 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

Biz Markie: Felled by an assassin's bullet while traveling in a motorcade down Dealey Plaza in Dallas
The Edge: Cut finger on a cat-food tin, left it unattended-to, bled out after 22 years

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Sunday, 22 February 2009 08:43 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Mike Oldfield: Disappeared while trying to surf the Pipeline in Oahu

― the who cares (okamax), Friday, 3 July 2009 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

six years pass...

Cliff Burton - garotted by a completely nude James Hetfield, who then forced the bus driver to crash the bus to cover it up

― Neanderthal, Thursday, 17 March 2016 21:48 (eight years ago) link

Tiny Tim - murdered onstage by the Symbionese Liberation Army

― Neanderthal, Thursday, 17 March 2016 21:51 (eight years ago) link

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