Pitchfork Reviews Reviews

no lie, that was so fucking dope!!

ok just finished the post . . . read it y'all

Does it spoil the movie Catfish?

If so, I'm gonna have to wait until this weekend.

yeah, it talks a little bit about some stuff from the film, so maybe wait until after you've seen it? but it's a good post! uplifting

but also i am a dog!

how can you not love this kid!

yeah, that's a great little essay. typical jibber-jabbery run on ramble (a style that i think inclines a lot of people to unfairly devalue the dude's writing), but nicely composed, clever & not-quite-cloyingly naive, utlimately moving.

that's pretty awesome

awwww that's nice :)

just love this guy

typical jibber-jabbery run on ramble (a style that i think inclines a lot of people to unfairly devalue the dude's writing)

But it is a substantial part of his writing, so. Um.

Also, ugh @ the ott stuff.

ah the old "send him your original handwritten pitchfork review" trick...works every time

can't tell you how many good blog reviews I got in college using that trick...also how many times I got laid

'ultimately moving'?

what in god's name

'great little essay'

oh sure; it's like updike never checked out

updike's looking down from heaven and giving pff a 8.7

can't tell you how many good blog reviews I got in college using that trick...also how many times I got laid

Yes, because a former Pfork writer with a steady job and a wife really needs good blog reviews these days. And to get laid, of course.

hey ilxor... whats your address. i wanted this to be a surprise but...

O_O

oh sure; it's like updike never checked out

not sure that resembling updike is criteria for much besides updike himself

but i'm a sucker for the cute & sentimental, so...

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/movie/thenotebook/the_notebook_1.jpg

i would be more willing to give dude the benefit of the doubt if he didn't slip out of his faux naif voice and into something more obviously knowing quite so often. you gotta sell your shtick, man.

pitchforkreviewsreviewsreviews imo!

not feeling it

dude apparently wrote something for the Awl

http://www.theawl.com/2010/09/yeah-yeah-yeahs-get-the-last-laugh-at-their-10th-anniversary-show

o ffs learn to punctuate

i used to like the awl :(

that first paragraph, i mean, why is it there

it's awlful

"the awl - be less stupid"

riiiight

l'awl

The Awl

Why is Gawker so popular? The writing?

― kshighway (ksh), Monday, January 11, 2010 11:02 AM

ksharia lawl

Why is Gawker so popular? The writing?

― kshighway (ksh), Monday, January 11, 2010 4:02 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no, the pictures

― max, Monday, January 11, 2010 4:03 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think it's the HTML coding actually

― fella, cutie (s1ocki), Monday, January 11, 2010 4:13 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ha, the Awl, that figures. Good to know that the key to getting into a Todd P show for free = bring along a female friend who will look upset and storm off after the first refusal. Bet Todd is super thrilled this info is out there online.

THIS IS AMAZING

Kyp Malone goes crazy for Maps, jumping up and down and shaking his head back and forth, clasping his hands together in front of his face and singing along and then outstretching his arm and putting his open palm up in the air as he yells THEY DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU. he puts his hand over his mouth, he claps in doubletime to the beat, he wipes sweat off his brow and pushes his glasses up on his nose and then touches his beard and keeps singing along. Kyp Malone doesn't have to pretend he doesn't like the hit single, he is ecstatic for Maps

what a disaster for todd p

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/wolfiez88-store_2122_18111222

NYCers - Help Todd P!

and then touches his beard and keeps singing along

ew

here's a proposition

why don't you noise fux get off your nerdy kvetching little asses and book these shows yourselves, then Joel H wouldn't have to come to me with them all the time and I wouldn;t have to read about your bitching.

love, Todd P

― todd patrick (todd p), Friday, October 21, 2005 3:49 PM

ha ha ha

banning me as a put down, oh so funny ha ha

oh man who in music hasn't posted to ILX

bono

john travolta's hair - wtf?

omg

hahaha wait

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lol

i don't remember todd patrick at all but there are lols to be had from an adult railing mercilessly against "Dan from Fort Awesome"