Jeffrey Lee liked his telephone; it was shaped like a black woman's breast. The 4 and 6 buttons were silicone nipples, with hand-painted areola extending almost to the edge of the dial.
Normally Jeffrey Lee hated calling his 84-year-old mother, but she'd just gotten a new cell phone for Christmas. He licked his lips and started dialing. "Here we go: one, four-four-four, four-four-four-..." He shrieked. "This isn't titty milk, this is not--STONE, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE SEMEN ON THE 6?"
Stone Gossard rushed into the living room and ran Jeffrey Lee through the chest with his massive ding-a-ling.
― King-a-Ling (King-a-Ling), Monday, 18 September 2006 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link
Morrissey - killed by YOU
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 18 September 2006 21:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 18 September 2006 21:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― grady (grady), Monday, 18 September 2006 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark 0 (mark 0), Monday, 18 September 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 18 September 2006 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 18 September 2006 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 18 September 2006 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link
Especially the ones that contradict each other. Those are superduper-true!
― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Monday, 18 September 2006 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Monday, 18 September 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Monday, 18 September 2006 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 18 September 2006 22:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Monday, 18 September 2006 22:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 18 September 2006 22:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― john david bootyflake (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― john david bootyflake (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Thomas Mehlt (Tokyo Ghost Stories), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― john david bootyflake (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― latebloomer aka 'the sun' (latebloomer), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 04:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 04:16 (eighteen years ago) link
And, this is for you, herr eichhammer!:
http://www.thedeadrockstarsclub.com/deadrock.html
― Monty Von Byonga (Monty Von Byonga), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 06:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 02:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 02:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 02:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 02:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 02:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 02:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 02:55 (eighteen years ago) link
Biz Markie: Felled by an assassin's bullet while traveling in a motorcade down Dealey Plaza in DallasThe Edge: Cut finger on a cat-food tin, left it unattended-to, bled out after 22 years
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Sunday, 22 February 2009 08:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Mike Oldfield: Disappeared while trying to surf the Pipeline in Oahu
― the who cares (okamax), Friday, 3 July 2009 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Cliff Burton - garotted by a completely nude James Hetfield, who then forced the bus driver to crash the bus to cover it up
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 17 March 2016 21:48 (eight years ago) link
Tiny Tim - murdered onstage by the Symbionese Liberation Army
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 17 March 2016 21:51 (eight years ago) link