greetings, all

Main Entry:
fore·shad·ow
Pronunciation:
\-ˈsha-(ˌ)dō\
Function:
transitive verb
Date:
1577
: to represent, indicate, or typify beforehand : prefigure
— fore·shad·ow·er \-də-wər\ noun

Fuck you, Dom. I thought I'd managed to completely erase that song from my memory.

OK, I can help:

You talk like Marlene Dietrich
And you dance like Louis Jagere
Your clothes are all made by Balmain
And there's diamonds and pearls in your hair, yes there are

You live in a fancy apartment
Off the Boulevard Saint-Michel
Where you keep your Rolling Stones records
And a friend of Sacha Distel, yes you do

But where do you go to my lovely
When you're alone in your bed
Tell me the thoughts that surround you
I want to look inside your head, yes I do

I've seen all your qualifications
You got from the Sorbonne
And the painting you stole from Picasso
Your loveliness goes on and on, yes it does

When you go on your summer vacation
You go to Juan-les-Pins
With your carefully designed topless swimsuit
You get an even suntan on your back and on your legs

And when the snow falls you're found in Saint Moritz
With the others of the jet-set
And you sip your Napoleon brandy
But you never get your lips wet, no you don't

But where do you go to my lovely
When you're alone in your bed
Won't you tell me the thoughts that surround you
I want to look inside your head, yes I do

Your name, it is heard in high places
You know the Aga Khan
He sent you a racehorse for Christmas
And you keep it just for fun, for a laugh, a-ha-ha-ha

They say that when you get married
It'll be to a millionaire
But they don't realize where you came from
And I wonder if they really care, or give a damn

Where do you go to my lovely
When you're alone in your bed
Tell me the thoughts that surround you
I want to look inside your head, yes I do

I remember the back streets of Naples
Two children begging in rags
Both touched with a burning ambition
To shake off their lowly-born tags, so they try

So look into my face Marie-Claire
And remember just who you are
Then go and forget me forever
But I know you still bear the scar, deep inside, yes you do

I know where you go to my lovely
When you're alone in your bed
I know the thoughts that surround you
'Cause I can look inside your head

(na na-na-na na na-na-na na-na na na na na)
(na na-na-na na na-na-na na-na na na na na)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hjVwvyHUHUc

haha, that kid's fucking brilliant!

I kinda think he deserves his own thread, really.

elcucuyfeox (8 minutes ago) Show Hide Marked as spam

Jim Ross Jr.

that kid seems awesome! we should invite him to ILF.

or it's called ILNFL? i'm gonna message him on myspace.

oh damn, he hasn't checked that myspace since 2006. oh well.

ps that kid would destroy LJ

Indeed. And please never write like that sentence again.

lolololololololol

whatever happened to louis jagger?

He has a big term paper to write this semester so he asked to be banned until June.

Conceptual Foundations of Artificial Agents

Though it seems he still reads ilx. At least he doesn't get pulled into 4000 post lolbritpop argues tho

Easter term finishes June 13, so I assume he'll be back some time shortly before then, depending on when his exams are. In Oxford English finishes about four weeks before the end of term (because it is easy) so he could be back earlier.

http://www.theclockdepot.com/clock/images/pi_16431.jpeg

I can't believe it's only a year (well, 17 months) since he started posting.

favourite music includes both Blur AND Mogwai, neither of whom are shite

/controversial

xxp: http://www.thebulletin.org/minutes-to-midnight/timeline.html

so glad that lj is into early Rev

underrated period of mine tbh

boces is a masterpiece

whatever happened to this guy

got 51d iir

oh ur gonna be a treat

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, July 26, 2006 9:46 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

time was

the antepoppage era

a large part of me really wants to know if had my post-jan '09 posting style been employed throughout, would ilx have been a more or less rewarding experience

i mean practically every time i look at a post of mine from before then i do the whole mental facepalm thing, but sometimes the facepalm is tempered with guffaws

i'm going to go out on a limb and say that yes, if your post-jan '09 posting style of NOT posting about your truth or dare sex experiences was employed throughout, then your ilx experience might have been more "rewarding", and by rewarding i mean "not plagued by embarrassing google results and a web page devoted to my sexual escapades"

and extended vacations

oh ur gonna be a treat

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, July 26, 2006 9:46 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

RIP

lol but the changes have encompassed more than mere sexual discretion...i now no longer post like a *total* retard, on which note i'm zipping off to bed before i say something dumb

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1233928590_citizen%20kane%20clapping.gif

still a total retard ;)

i mean your original posts could be interpreted as an ILX troll they were so bad

but you were/are a real person

it has been a learning hairpin

RIP

http://sparkintomarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cake3candles-copy.jpg

above all, however, i'm one crazy customer :D :D :D :D so get ready for some madnessssss!!!!! ;-)

<3 lj, despite it all.

3 years tho, jesus fuck.

http://i26.tinypic.com/347brz9.jpg

Despite? I think one should say BECAUSE. I distinctly remember reading these first few posts of LJ.

fantastic

holla it's still my birthday gang

You are three... Happy birthday.

Montessori soon to come.

LET THE MADNESS CONTINUE