drake + wayne - we invented teh punchline vol. 1
― hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Saturday, 26 June 2010 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link
no no apparently it was jay sean
― samosa gibreel, Saturday, 26 June 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link
drake thinks a biiiiiiit too highly of himself but otherwise is extremely otm
― this ain't ilxxx (k3vin k.), Saturday, 26 June 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link
lol @ drake shitting on ludacris
i wonder how he feels about "it's going down... BASEMENT"
― incredible length (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 June 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link
kevin, calling drake otm there is like calling a serial killer who shows remorse during his trial "otm"
― incredible length (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 June 2010 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link
I think with it's a parade... macys is a nice way of calling out Luda for I blow em up.... ¡balloons!
― The Makavelian 7-Day Old (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 26 June 2010 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link
On phone so didn't see xpost
calling his "forever" verse dope is as offensive as racism to me
― incredible length (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 June 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link
I don’t want to sound cocky, but the best way its been used was on “Forever.” Those lines just all individually make so much sense.
YOU HAVE A "PUNCHLINE" IN YOUR VERSE THAT GOES "If I WAS IN THE CLUB, YOU KNOW I'D BALL/ CHEMO"
― incredible length (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 June 2010 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link
it's "I balled", which makes more sense but is still totally rmde
― suge ♞ (The Reverend), Saturday, 26 June 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't get it
― this ain't ilxxx (k3vin k.), Saturday, 26 June 2010 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link
balled = bald
― suge ♞ (The Reverend), Saturday, 26 June 2010 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link
it's rather oblique, yeah
― suge ♞ (The Reverend), Saturday, 26 June 2010 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link
good god
― this ain't ilxxx (k3vin k.), Saturday, 26 June 2010 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link
The comments in that savage column are this OMG BRAGGIN 2010 faux-naïveté bullshit like "Ive never heard ANY of these songs" and "WHO IS THIS 'Katie Perry'" which is like cool Internet post-millenial white-boy version of "I don't even OWN a tv" v. 2.0
― The Makavelian 7-Day Old (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 27 June 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link
wrong thread imo
― suge ♞ (The Reverend), Sunday, 27 June 2010 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link
wrong thread in fact too
― ~athdouspart (some dude), Sunday, 27 June 2010 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link
man i fucking hate drake
― obvious and old and bannable (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 27 June 2010 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I wish they had left that for people that know how to use it.
UGH FFFFFTHHHHH DIE
― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Sunday, 27 June 2010 09:45 (thirteen years ago) link
I wish they had left that for people that know how to use it.UGH FFFFFTHHHHH DIE
lol both otm. love that http://2new4u.com/Downloads/wp-content/uploads/drake.jpg is implying that Ludacris is someone who is too lyrically inexperienced to handle such an ~innovative rap trend~
fwiw luda's delivery on the "balloons" line makes me lol so much that I will always give it a free pass.
― ice to see you (crüt), Sunday, 27 June 2010 09:58 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, i'll gladly take GROCERY BAG and BALLOONS, which i can sort of enjoy just because they're silly, over the SUPER SERIOUS drake lines. he's like a swagger black hole.
― Jacques_Lamure, Sunday, 27 June 2010 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link
he's some kind of hole, that's for sure
― obvious and old and bannable (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 27 June 2010 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link
is it a butt? seems like a butthole.
― paul wallowitz and chaimillionaire - get ya mind kashrut (m bison), Sunday, 27 June 2010 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link
make it rhyme
― obvious and old and bannable (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 27 June 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
"I'm full of shit and I stink... OPINION!"
― how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link
From This is the thread where we talk about Slavoj Zizek...:
a synthesizer like barthes -- ROLAND― ultra nate dogg (history mayne), Wednesday, June 16, 2010 1:31 PM (2 weeks ago)
― ultra nate dogg (history mayne), Wednesday, June 16, 2010 1:31 PM (2 weeks ago)
Well done.
― ksh, Saturday, 3 July 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link
happy fourth of july.... FIREWORKS
― the last airbenderizer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 5 July 2010 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link
never saw this video until this morning
such a horrible song
but gudda gudda kinda looked like this dude from malcolm in the middle:
http://www.malcolm-france.com/images/illustrations/casting_abekenarban.jpg
― hot dub grime machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 16 July 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link
"it's going down / 9-11". stay classy bawse.
― zvookster, Friday, 6 August 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link
lol at m@tt
― righteous lecoq (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 August 2010 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link
xp ok i'm not crazy
― ballerrr (The Reverend), Saturday, 7 August 2010 11:39 (thirteen years ago) link
the thing that pisses me off about that "yo we murderers, cuz we kill time" lyric is that it's the inverse of a much more creative Big L punchline which uses the same phrase as an insult:
"The crown is still mineCuz I drop ill rhymesA lot of rappers talk murderBut couldn't kill time"
― plate of dinosaurs (San Te), Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link
oh wow guys
― travis markers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 22 August 2010 06:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh girl, we bonin this bitch, she gon' hurlTwo n*****s and just one bitch... LUCY PEARL
N.O.R.E. from "Nahmeanuheard (Remix)"...
released in 2002
― travis markers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 22 August 2010 06:30 (thirteen years ago) link
The rosetta stone of grocery bag rap, folks
damn
― welcome back, ma$ed god (The Reverend), Sunday, 22 August 2010 06:48 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha NORE!! it all makes sense
― NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Sunday, 22 August 2010 09:06 (thirteen years ago) link
i like how the reference even dates itself
― travis markers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 22 August 2010 12:43 (thirteen years ago) link
that record has like 20 Oz references too
― travis markers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 22 August 2010 12:44 (thirteen years ago) link
"I could move through a room full of vultures niceand I still turn heads...POLTERGEIST!"
-Fabolous on RichGirl's "Swagger Right," which is especially terrible because the movie he's thinking of is The Exorcist, not Poltergeist
― I am Whiney and I am PARODYING YOUR VIEWPOINT IN ALL CAPS (some dude), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link
oooof
― hold me, thrill me, kiss me, lil b (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link
will fabolous ever regain his credibility after this latest embarrassing gaffe???
― I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link
funny thing is before I saw either movie when I was a kid I used to get them mixed up all the time too, but Fab always seemed like such a meticulous pop culture nerd with his punchlines that I'm still kind of disappointed in him. I wonder if anyone's tweeted to him about his mistake yet.
― I am Whiney and I am PARODYING YOUR VIEWPOINT IN ALL CAPS (some dude), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link
ha
― king boy swag (The Reverend), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link
in "big money" young l goes "like shaq/ in 'shazzam'"
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 August 2010 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link
not rly a grocery bag tho
― hold me, thrill me, kiss me, lil b (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link
oh wait, i see
hey guys biz markie says he watched star wars just to see yoda in "just rhyming with biz" ca. 1987 but yoda didn't appear until empire strikes back what an asshole right lol
― hold me, thrill me, kiss me, lil b (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't think biz markie is an asshole AT ALL
― underrated klaatu albums i have loved (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link
don't rappers got factcheckers yo
― funky brewster (San Te), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link