― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ben Boyerrr, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― Joseph McCombs, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― mike a, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― modestmickey, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link
oh fuck it, bump because it look interesting
― PappaWheelie V, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link
the sad truth about this thread is that none of it is very good after the initial post
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 00:44 (seventeen years ago) link
PWV, you misspelled intersting
― Lingbert, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 00:52 (seventeen years ago) link
I sent a love note to Lil Mama on myspace. She hasn't replied. Maybe I'm not intersting enuff.
― Tape Store, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 01:09 (seventeen years ago) link
Do you think now that you have to register, people like NAthaniel still come here from Google aiming to get Britney Spear's sister's e-mail, but look at the registration option and think "I want it, but I don't want it THAT bad"?
― filthy dylan, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 02:55 (seventeen years ago) link
the sad truth about this thread is that none of it is very good after the initial post-- ghost rider, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 00:44 (4 hours ago) Link
-- ghost rider, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 00:44 (4 hours ago) Link
honestly though what can you say after that post? ilm should have been permanently locked after this
― sleep, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 04:56 (seventeen years ago) link
ilm could only go downhill from there... and indeed it has
― sleep, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 04:57 (seventeen years ago) link
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/uhhhhh.jpg
― Tape Store, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 05:01 (seventeen years ago) link
http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/thumbs-up-matt.jpg
― sleep, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 05:06 (seventeen years ago) link
jame gumm >>>> jame spears
― bobby bedelia, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 05:28 (seventeen years ago) link
Dear Sir or Madam, I am writing in regards to the teaching position advertised why because it look intersting.
-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:14 (3 months ago) Bookmark Link
.. is the winner
― Mark G, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 07:04 (seventeen years ago) link
time is best spent stomping on the weeds around the roses
― PappaWheelie V, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link
What about ripping the bastards out?
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link
hahahahaha this thread why because it look intersting
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 01:38 (sixteen years ago) link
i really appreciate that this thread gets revived every once in a while just to revist its absolute perfection.
― max, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:01 (sixteen years ago) link
C/D: This Thread
C
C indeed.
― Cliftonb, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 02:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Lately I keep thinking it's revised because Britters has actually visited the thread and provided the e-mail address.
― mitya, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:04 (sixteen years ago) link
why?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Because it would be etc etc
― anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 10:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Why because it would be fascnating
oh damn
OH DAMN, DAMN DAMN
― Telephone thing, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 12:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Jamie's pregnant?
― fukasaku tollbooth, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 03:24 (sixteen years ago) link
That's very intersting.
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 03:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Sorry Nathaniel, sounds like Casey got her email first. :/
― Tape Store, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 03:27 (sixteen years ago) link
*applause*
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 03:28 (sixteen years ago) link
james is pregnant why because it looks interesting
― Mordechai Shinefield, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 03:33 (sixteen years ago) link
-- mitya, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 10:04 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 03:38 (sixteen years ago) link
obviously this has happened
This thread is like the venus de milo, and the subsequent posts are all the visitors who come and marvel. It's missing two arms but then that just adds to it somehow.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 07:45 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread just reminds me how three years can go by in about ten minutes
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 08:34 (sixteen years ago) link
I LOVE MUSIC
― Mike Dixn, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 08:44 (sixteen years ago) link
It's funny/sad that this thread is the first thing I thought of when I heard the "news"
― Billy Pilgrim, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 13:19 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^^^^^^^^^^
― gr8080, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 14:03 (sixteen years ago) link
I always think of "Silence of the Lambs" when I see this thread because of the misspelling of "Jamie" as "Jame" (Buffalo Bill's real name was Jame Gumb).
As for this poor girl, I think her entire family's awful situation is pretty sad, actually. Obviously, I can't judge, since I'm just as intersted as everyone else.
― Savannah Smiles, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 14:11 (sixteen years ago) link
me three
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 14:13 (sixteen years ago) link
No one will be surprised to hear that Ma Spears' parenting book has now been shelved.
― mike a, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 15:04 (sixteen years ago) link
but what about the kids
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 20 December 2007 02:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Sheila Anderson of Boone, Iowa I have told my daughter that this is a perfect example of parents not setting boundaries for their children. Of course, a 16-year-old girl will get pregnant when she lives with a 19-year-old man. She was not old enough to be responsible for herself, and if her mom and dad had been reasonable parents, they would never have allowed her to move in with her boyfriend. Poor Jamie will never get the opportunity to just be a kid now that a baby is on its way. She's already grown up too fast and now will grow up even faster. I hope the little baby lives in a happy and loving environment, but as past cases like the little "Baby Grace" story show us, all strikes are against the child when born to teenage parents
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 20 December 2007 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Of course, a 16-year-old girl will get pregnant when she lives with a 19-year-old man why because he look intersting.
― John Justen, Thursday, 20 December 2007 02:37 (sixteen years ago) link
-- mike a, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 7:04 AM (Wednesday, December 19, 2007 7:04 AM) Bookmark Link
orly?
― The Reverend, Thursday, 20 December 2007 02:39 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't understand why this would shelve the book. Does this event ruin more of the mother's credibility to write a parenting book than, say, her older daughter's entire life?
― Mordechai Shinefield, Thursday, 20 December 2007 02:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, at least Brit waited until adulthood to get knocked up by some knucklehead.
― The Reverend, Thursday, 20 December 2007 02:48 (sixteen years ago) link
OH. OF COURSE. Parents: Learn how to make your child wait until adulthood before fucking up her personal life!
― Mordechai Shinefield, Thursday, 20 December 2007 02:53 (sixteen years ago) link
i fucked up my daugher lif why because it look interestng
― Mordechai Shinefield, Thursday, 20 December 2007 03:18 (sixteen years ago) link
i fucked up my daugher lif why because it look interestng lucratv
― Sparkle Motion, Thursday, 20 December 2007 03:35 (sixteen years ago) link
jamie! jami! jamé!
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 February 2017 22:55 (seven years ago) link
wow too many jamies
― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 9 February 2017 23:05 (seven years ago) link
kick out the jam(ie)s
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Thursday, 9 February 2017 23:45 (seven years ago) link
Forgive the thread spam, but I wanted to note that anything that ran as part of Netflix's 2019 season is nominated in the 2019 ILX TV poll:
ILX's Best Television of 2019 Poll / VOTING AND CAMPAIGNING THREAD / Voting Ends January 31
If you like any show and you'd like to see it have a good showing in the poll (running in February) all you need to do is submit a ballot including it and your other favorites (4 minimum, 25 maximum, organized by your favorite to least favorite) to forksclovetofu at gmail by end of day today. It'll take five minutes; get to it!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, January 31, 2020 9:33 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:41 (four years ago) link
great revive
― pomenitul, Friday, 31 January 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link
ffs
― the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link
why because she look intersting
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:43 (four years ago) link
https://www.gingersoftware.com/english-online/spelling-book/misspelling/interesting-intresting-interstingintresting - 42.26%intersting - 13.71%intesting - 2.07%intristing - 1.71%interseting - 1.36%intereting - 1.18%interresting - 1.06%Other - 36.65%
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:48 (four years ago) link
This thread reminds me of the time when my sister and I found the email address of the guy who played Sam on Clarissa Explains It All and sent him a gushing and utterly ridiculous 'fan letter' in which we asked what he and Clarissa were up to nowadays, as if the show were a documentary glimpse into a world that had perpetuated ever since. We never received a response. Rude.
And just to be clear, the time when this happened was just like a couple of years ago, so we don't even have the excuse of youth as a defense for our abject insipidity.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:02 (four years ago) link
we asked what he and Clarissa were up to nowadays,
the answer is meth
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:05 (four years ago) link
I mean, I assumed but I didn't want to just assume
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:08 (four years ago) link
Asparagus in yr teeth
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:31 (four years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/tv/B_lF6pDgT4C/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 2 May 2020 18:05 (four years ago) link
Now that this thread is revived I may as well quote Stephen Colbert from a month ago (talking about Trump):
“It reminds me of Winston Churchill: ‘We shall fight them on the beaches, we shall fight them on the landing grounds. Why? Because it’s interesting!’”
― The fillyjonk who believed in pandemics (Lily Dale), Saturday, 2 May 2020 18:22 (four years ago) link
britney's IG is a treasure, I love her.
― Roz, Sunday, 3 May 2020 01:42 (four years ago) link
Jamie's pretty good on Sweet Magnolias.
I don't like the show but my mother watches it a lot
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 May 2020 22:12 (four years ago) link
why
― self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Monday, 1 June 2020 00:25 (four years ago) link
idfk
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 June 2020 00:25 (four years ago) link
It’s interesting
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 1 June 2020 01:35 (four years ago) link
opps
― Mark G, Monday, 1 June 2020 05:59 (four years ago) link
I wonder how NAthaniel is doing rn
― self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Monday, 1 June 2020 11:45 (four years ago) link
jame can you Email me a pic of your feet and do you wont to be in this show im workig on it called zeoy101
― stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Monday, 1 June 2020 13:47 (four years ago) link
he has been happily married to his wife jame for 14 years
― cheek, Monday, 1 June 2020 17:11 (four years ago) link
Props to Dan Perry for his astounding prescience. Sixteen years later, this is still the BEST THREAD EVER.
― pomenitul, Monday, 1 June 2020 17:12 (four years ago) link
the thread we needed to reread today.
― Oor Neechy, Monday, 1 June 2020 18:00 (four years ago) link
Britney posts here?!
― jmm, Monday, 1 June 2020 18:22 (four years ago) link
this thread has never been more relevant than it is today
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:25 (four years ago) link
I wonder how NAthaniel is doing rnhe has been happily married to his wife jame for 14 years
― cheek, Monday, 1 June 2020 17:11 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
SCREAMING!
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:29 (four years ago) link
was "why because" a thing before this thread why because it's the best meme in internet history
― i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:30 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgflip.com/yzp61.jpg
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 1 June 2020 18:41 (four years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2020/nov/20/jamie-lynn-spears-britney-created-so-much-power-for-herself-i-wanted-that-too
The Graun missing a trick on the URL there
― fire up the curb your enthusiasm theme music (again) (Matt #2), Friday, 20 November 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link
Dan’s reply two minutes in really cements the classicity
― Naive Teen Idol, Monday, 5 July 2021 12:58 (two years ago) link
bumping this because she's free!
― Murgatroid, Friday, 12 November 2021 22:59 (two years ago) link
I like to think NAthaniel is still reading
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 12 November 2021 23:40 (two years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/p/CYuUynDJIKs
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 15 January 2022 04:12 (two years ago) link
intersting tweet
― (Still) Swingin’ on the flippity-flop (morrisp), Saturday, 15 January 2022 04:37 (two years ago) link
and only NOW I do know only a scum person
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 January 2022 06:08 (two years ago) link