Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

to many i may look like a hoodlum
but i'm a rapper and a pretty damn good one

my favourite big l couplet of the moment, you contrarian-ass mutha

you callin me a virgin, that's idiotic
if big l got aids every cutie in the city got it

that's more muscle for the machine
brussel sprouts, broccoli and string beans you getcha choice of three greens
plus a starch to go wit it

we don't leave food on our plate, let the haters hate
twelve ounce steaks asparagus delicious got me lickin my lips
on some ll cool j shit

I been missing in action, on resorts just relaxing
looking in the water while the dolphins is passing

it's the life, it's not a fairytale
she got a heavy tail, like a killerwhale

well the truth, she ain't lyin to you
she is with her girl, but her girl over here too

bitch jump in the air now stay there
til i tell you to come down, and when you do, shut the fuck up.

(sorry, blame erykah)

:D <3 suga free, pretty sure I posted something from that verse upthread

Tricks sell a nice dream, but bitch you'd have better luck
Trying to find 2pac than me buyin' you something off the ice cream truck

― Et tu, Crut? (The Reverend), Sunday, January 11, 2009 4:14 PM Bookmark

heh

I have had smell my finger on v heavy rotation over here ---

if it look like a good write-off I'm chargin it
the gucci knapsack got a couple large in it
cd player got el debarge in it
laid back while your girl massagin it

not a name to compare em to
i can sky dive no parachute, with just a dope pair o shoes

in my headrests is TV
watchin pornos in 3d

ro lex
mo sex

^^this is my favorite couplet of all time

love mannie fresh

got a posturpedic heart-shaped waterbed
sheets might be satin and the pillows look suede

see the notes and twenty rims i spit the game to recipe
man i'm just the truth i got mutes hummin my melodies

hit the trap lock it down, fuck a job and a check
im in the mob with respect, burnin trees in my whip

iiiiim smokin trees in my drop

M, period, Fresh, comma
your wife is my baby momma
Goddamn, motherfucker
she's a...good dicksucker

light pole barrel, chopper stupid long
new orleans nigga, i get superdome

yo im smokin herbals til they hurt you
i keep your daughter out way past her curfew
hardcore far from commercial

With them two long shoes, and acted bougie in a Grey Poupon mood
So I'm a act cheap in a coupon mood

when i get hungry i take flights out of town
to restaurants in other cities just to chow down

i'm the illest nigga doin' this
dead or alive
gloria gaynor on you motherfucker
I WILL SURVIVE

aight where's that from, second time ive seen that line in as many days

it's from "the militia" by gangstarr feat. big shug and freddie foxx....basically one of my fav beats, just hardcore boxcutter shit...from freddie's verse...love that dude...such a tough guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRPOAN_EkK8

smoke west coast kush in my boy impala
got me in the car mellow, fuckin w/ that la la

^^this pretty much blew my mind, i must say

I had this lil’ bad thing, somethin’ like them 10’s
She gave a nigga mad brain, somethin’ like the Wiz

I got more respect for my bitch
I know a bitch is a bitch
And I don't fuck with naaaaaah bitch with a dick

i'm so impulsive
i'll start gunnin right in front of jesus mary and joseph

these wack rappers don't concern me
bring out the gurneys and some of my attorneys

i'm in the field with a shield and a spear nigga
i'm in your girl with her heels in the air nigga

haha what is that

id rather live in a 'rarri on the foothill strip / never go in the house cuz the streets is the shit

all excited its no ordinary buzz / ridin wit my patnas we just ordinary thugs

I Shock G's, so you can "Do Whatcha Like"/
go toe-to-toe, but know I bring the pump to fights/
I'll hump your wife, crush your life, fuck I'm nice!/
Emperor Hu-Sellasie-ah, or just Husalah Christ"

Black Thought from "75 Bars"

loool

thats a lot more black thought than im used to listening to

if he wants ppl to listen to it he should call it "eight bars" & just hope ppl stop paying attention before they realize "man this seems longer than 8 bars"

hot line tho

if he wants ppl to listen to it he should call it "eight bars" & just hope ppl stop paying attention before they realize "man this seems longer than 8 bars"

― deej khalifa (deej), Monday, March 29, 2010 2:50 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

hahaha

dudes i'm not a huge roots fan but this song rocks fucking balls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lY672l2mII

biggie smalls is tha wickedest
niggas say i'm pussy, i dare you to stick yo dick in this

strings to the paper so i'm something like a kite

I stay ill till I stop breathing
When I attack my eyes go black like a shark feeding

the eses across the border are gettin smarter
they got flour for tortillas and lettuce for enchiladas