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and just for the heck of it, other kinds of pop:

http://cdbaby.com/style/pop

xhuxk (xheddy), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Bryan Adams, "One Night Love Affair" (#13 on pop chart, 1985)

Extremely #13. The most #13 song on that pop chart.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Also it is the most "One Night Love Affair"-by-Bryan-Adams-like song ever recorded, in the history of the human race (future included.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I don't know. Someday someone might record a song that's like "One Night Love Affair"-by-Bryan-Adams but even more so. (or at least someone will claim that someone has achieved this state of more-"One Night Love Affair"-by-Bryan-Adams-than-"One Night Love Affair"-by-Bryan-Adams-is-ishness, even if it's not true. It's the claim that matters.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

For what it's worth, "extreme pop" would be very poor as a genre title, would almost guarantee that within a few months nothing within the genre would qualify as actually being extreme, since the shared sonic elements that signified "extreme" would be too shared to be extreme any longer, you know?

(If you look at my original list of "extreme pop," you'd be hard put to come up with a genre that encompassed the performers/songs mentioned.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

metal mike teenpop update # 1 (june 1)
< for the cso for the Corona show in August , who/what openers/bands do you want on it? >

beatles with pete best would be ok
skynyrd only if Collins and Rossington AND Ed King, ie the full 3-guitar lineup
otherwise just the usual requests --
buddy holly, rhino 39, led zeppelin's a good opening act on a more metal-slanted bill
and i always liked early Billy Squier (with AARONSON on bass, who invented rock bass guitar "hammering" in the late 70's).
blue oyster cult's always good, albert or no albert
rush with the original (pre-Peart) drummer is cool
Grand Funk Railroad in any configuration as long as Mel's on bass

or do you mean
current acts?

we should co-bill with skye sweetnam to pull more grade schoolers in
http://www.myspace.com/skyesweetnamproject
http://www.myspace.com/skyesweetnam
like Dookie when it was released, her next Capitol album (in august) will either sell a bazillion or zero. she did really well in Japan on the debut, which is why Capitol's hanging in there another go round.

skye and i are occasional correspondents (like once/twice a year i mean), so yes she has many goofy girls tops of her choice w/ "angry samoans"...hello kitty, sailor moon, more hello kitty, a weird barbie dress

she had Tim Armstrong co-write one of the new lps tunes (with her) so she's all the expert on "punk rock" now...

< wrecking crew / anarchy library >
AL counts as a venue? can we play in my backyard, i can put up a 3 x 6 foot stage next month?
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metal mike teenpop update # 2 (june 3)

Subject: QUICK JOEY SMALL ? as samoans encore song Mike could sing

and would be the FIRST song in our whole set with a "rock beat" i can move my butt to (and also sing well). it has a 70's punk rock connection --

Slaughter & the Dogs did a 45 of it in 1978 , in fact but i don't remember their arrangement. did they play it in the same key? (below, G on the original)

our set proper (through the 45 minute mark and my old man's a fatso) is completely nil on the "Elvis hip grinding" quota so we need to be more respectful of the single moms in our audience and what they expect out of a male, testostorone driven performance.

i could put my "special Britney shirt" back on for the song too

i mean, strip down from the basketball jersey again ha ha.

the song would come (as encore) right after MyOldMan'sAFatso, and before any guest singers / gong show / talent match.

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metal mike teenpop update # 4 (june 4)

ahhh jonathan hall told me (over the phone) that the Slaughter & The Dogs single (1978 UK Decca) was "exactly like the 60's hit," but that they made the guitars sound kind of like the Sweet

so at the 70 second mark I tore the song apart -- besides giving it a "stop / eddie cochran/sweet talking line (in soto voice by the bass player) at the end of EVERY VERSE (and each one with a different way back into the next part --ie , 2nd verse, 1st chorus, and final chorus) --

and dropped the 3rd verse
and dropped the 2nd bridge cause our "stage version" has other things it has to accomplish (like get the dance contest winner or Gong Show "guest singer" winner up on stage like any good "end of show" number) in its long version (otherwise IDENTICAL to the official rearranged, now only 2 minute 5 second version (tempo identical and unchanged), just by extending the "spoken middle part" which in a recorded MP3 versoin would just have a "fake voice" be the dance contest winner and briefly demand their rightful Hello Kitty Pink Steering Wheel Cover) (truth! i have ten for the next ten "big gigs"!)

so norb your the musicale expert here --
with all those dylan songs and all

what you think?
it scans pretty good, you think?

AND CHECK OUT how i tightened up the lyrics, just by dint of how i personally would sing them (automatically tiliting to maximum punchiness, lyrical meaning be damned).

once i was done, i felt so inspired i got out my best Buddah 45s --

Indian Giver
Chewy Chewy
Yummy Yummy Yummy
Goody Goody Gumdrops
Sweeter Than Sugar

and i'm like "holy crap Batman, insufficient record collection" because both Down At Lulu's and Quick Joey Small were missing! (Shake was not in the "buddah 45s section" but somewhere else with the "shadows of knight rock classics" and therefore ineligible by virtue of standard cinema "auteur theory."

but then i realized = this is where the Ramones began! not being able to play Indian Giver for crap, so they had to create their own mutant bubblegum music

lyrics for comparison furnished (ours vs the much wordier, clumsier original) -- we smoked it, man.

call up the Jan 1974 time machine and let's give the next Chinn/Chap MUD chart single a run for its money! ("Tiger Feet"'s coming on the 19th).


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metal mike teenpop update #4 (june 13)

Subject: britney's blues influences

yep i'm still sayin' that her older brother must have had ONE Otis Redding album/cd...History Of Otis Redding or something...when brit-brat was growing up. and she thinks of that as "the blues." to a 9 year old it probably would be. and the first line of Baby One More Time...ie, of Mrs Mom's whole career at radio...was a dead on Otis phrasing, it just nailed it. whether on the famous Stockholm/Cheiron demo (that TLC passed on) or not.

and good lord, after K-Fed the girl's got the blues for real, livin' with K-Fraud in legal union is about as real-life exerience as a white person can get.


Charles Joseph Tarcisius Eddy (xheddy), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 00:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, like some of us geezers were saying on Rolling Country, older black people often did and do use "blues" at least that broadly, so I'd have to ask (even some younger) blues-requesting customers, "Are you looking for the Smokey Robinson-type blues or the B.B. King type blues?(the former's over by the Al Green and Mary J., the latter's by the Lighting Hopkins and Stevie Ray: two diffent sections, but, so far, they're closer together than they are to Britney)(What I've heard of Gnarls Barkley is extremely dull)

don (dow), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

2 final requests: 1) Metal Mike, please play some Sonny Bono before I die; 2)Let's us adopt the term "extremo"--do it for don and ZWAN!

don (dow), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 03:49 (seventeen years ago) link

more metal mike (but no sonny bono) (you're probably really supposed to read this backwards, from the bottom up, since it was a reply to some guy who doesn't trust mike's teenpop tastes, but what the heck):

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to us old reactionary fucks = MP3s are not music

actual discs or plastic or whatever, on loud 100 db amps/speakers = that is music!
the walls have to shake if it's your favorite song/band dude!

and that is just how we hear it.
LAMF or Lesley Gore's Golden Hits, all the same theory.

no, these ILM thread people are even more passionate/zealot about modern pop/rock music than anyone ever even was about 60's pop! truth. and the fanbase do indded dicate the eventual critical outcome...esp when a good handful (or more) of these "think tank" types (on ILM) are well known writers in the first place.

Max Martin = the eventual music bio will have him as the posited No. 1 of all era, all decades, all everything. swedish pop = has ruled the pop world ever since Waterloo by ABBA won at the dreaded Eurovision contest. and Roxette, then the teenpop Stockholm domination -- it's an unbroken chain. 30 years of amazing pop/rock out of Sweden, with major names like those three (ABBA, Roxette whose huge catalog is almost an equal to ABBA, and then the Max/Cheiron/etc (10 names in all at cherion, the past decades MOTOWN, truth) as important as any in the history of pop music1
remember that ABBA were almost entirely disrepsected or, at best, plain ignored by all but a very few writers (greg shaw one of them, a huge fan from day one) at the time! in the UK trade mags of the 70's (NME and MM, Sounds) they were regarded as Satan. truth.

and so will the critical "revision" on the Stockholm-dominated 1997-2001 teenpop era go likewise. (it's already well down the road, far past midpoint).

mandatory reading = Bubblegum Music Is The Naked Truth! (although the book has some large gaps). Peter Bagge's chapter on teenpop 1996-current is just hysterical, i meanit's really funny. and yes Tim, i have danced (practiced moves, i should say) to A-Rod Carterns' "Not Too Young, Not Too Old" on top of a parked car right in front of Gilman at a huge dopey GravyTrain! gig where 500 kids were there and 100's were outside between every band, with my pop-loving buddy drummer Clay of portland's Clorox Girls in full support of my er, artistic statement. why...we were run out of the Gilman front room (combination staff room and band room) for playing modern pop (Finnish no less) on my boombox at a reasonable volume while he dug through the free samoans t-shirts to choose from. musically-politically INCORRECT! and you do not get more cutting edge that than, although annoying the PC-dope types at Gilman is admittedly not hard to do. truth = we were playing Noise From The Basement off and on on my same boombox all night (at the Clorox Girls merch table inparticular), and at least 5 people asked, "what IS that?" ie they wanted to own a copy of their own.
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, you obviously weren't the bug on the wall in a downtown Little Rock Woolworth's when i was looking through the 45s, summer 1968, age 16 and their house radio system piped out Yummy Yummy Yummy by the Ohio Express as a brand new chart tune. that was my personal ground zero for being a bubblegum music zealot/fan. ( months later, in the 12th grade carpool, when i was the front rider, i cranked the AM radio as far as the law allowed for all time greats "Indian Giver" and "Goody Goody Gumdrops"). funny thing you know -- those were all by the SAME studio band that did the later 1968-69 Tommy James/Shondells 45s! yep, the "Mony Mony" throbbing rhythm section/organ sound. (kenny laguna on organ of course).

my 1964-65 buyer's background on girlpop, when i was age 12 and then 13, was the obvious names -- Lesley Gore and the Shangri-Las who were both in the middle of major runs of classic girl group hit 45s. i fuckin LOVED lesley gore's voice the first minute i ever heard her. first 45 i ever wanted to buy? (but didn't, no purchases until months later) "Wishin' And Hopin'" by Dusty Springfield the minute i heard it in a downtown department store, walking by the large record department/room.

ahhh and, shortly before Ken Barnes and/or Chris Peake, i was the first person in all of record-collector america to put togther a near-complete run of all girl group lps (issued early 60's with a few into the mid 60's), all from thrift stores or record store used bins (and the earlier swap meets during 1973-74)...this would be during 1970 through summer 1975 before i moved back to arkansas. i eventually (before the move) just booted all the ones that were crappy, over 100 albums i believe (it wasn't an album genre) and traded them in to dealer/collector Chris Peake's space/workroom in hollywood. funny thing, a year or two later Exene did work for him, filing or something.

soo i have inarguable credentials anytime anything in a female voice comes on the radio or MTV. i liked it all, the minute i first heard it. (this would include lots of 80's Eurodance, Europop -- which evolve out of early 80's Italo-Disco much of which is very cool, ie -- and even american dance-pop like Stacey Q). actually this just makes me a match for the late Greg Shaw. but due to his diversions like piling up hoards of "blues 45s," i was way way ahead at the point of the early 70's (before he became really well known, or rather before he became the PRM co-editor in early 1973) when it came to collecting girl group 45s and lps. ahh mainly just half because they (like everything else) were dirt cheap when you could find them, very undervalued musically.

you should pull a full credit list of all of Max Martni's productions/songs 1997-2006, cause he easily far outstrips Phil Spector as a writer obviously, and at this ponit as a producer ditto (in sheer volume and radio plays it's not even close). not that Spector probably isn't Top 5 or for sure Top 10 for his 1961-1963 work. (the overproductions during 1964 for ALL his acts leave me stone cold..and good god, tunes written by Vinnie Poncia etc, what the fuck, that's Phil for you...he wasprobably getting a better publishing/writing cut on the 2nd rate Poncia-Anders songs) but Max has 10 years in the chute now as the post-ABBA international svengali domo of Swedish export-pop. ah and Dr Luke, his co-god of writing/production. you knew of course that Max/Luke played every single instrument themselves (except for a LIVE real drummer) on kelly clarkson's monstrous hits Since U Been Gone and Behind These Hazel Eyes (two of the 5 most played/popular hit tunes of all 2005).

dude, i had five years of 45s/lps in my young collection when the Stooges racked their first record....i've got maybe 3,000 albums (vinyl i mean) and in the long run, every record is "just another record i like" until i put it on and it jumps out and claims some esthetic space. and for ten years now -- no one even CLOSE to max martin...the man is a god of writing/engineering/production, and for toppers he and Dr Luke are a one-man band in the studio.

if you don't own the Kelly album you haven't even vaguely heard her hits! the max/luke productions just BLOW WALLS OVER. they are almost unprecedented in their guitar/pop ooomph power. i mean seriously banging, on any good loud stereo.
us pop-oriented people you know, consider 99.999% of all guitar-rock of the last 20 to 25 years to be just unlistenable..from metal to punk to mope rock...don't even get me going on "indie rock" or "college rock," (both of which i hated and hate to the point of breaking all 3,000,000,000 pointless recordings/albums over my kneecap, starting oh uh, with the first R.E.M. 45, o rwould that be the first Bangs 45?), i'm just talking about major label guitar rock.

ah the current one at his Cure For Bedbugs site is interesting..."EXTREME POP" as a musical genre. and yes, halfway down that's bolton canada's Skye in a sailor moon/samoans reject (we couldn't give away Sailor Moon girls t's in california, so bratbrain wound up with several of them). she did some writing (for the 2nd Capitol album) w/Tim of (eh) Rancid this year, but she'll eventually figure out to route her writing-team work in that genre to Joe King or Metal Mike soon enough. in case you haven't been paying attention since 2002's surprise Top 40 hit "Billy S" (on canadian capitol, from the How To Deal mandy moore movie that tanked in about 5 days, or 5 minutes), skye is this decade's lou reed. where else but a young girl in a outer-outer-Toronto exurb (so far out they didn't have cable tv or the internet until the very late 90's)?
"EXTREME POP" column in Cure For Bedbugs --
http://66.102.7.104/search?q=cache:eabQrTwL74QJ:www.cureforbedbugs.blogspot.com/+%22buzzsaw+haircut%22+%2B+%22dave+moore%22+%2B+%22radio+disney%22+%2B+%22metal+mike%22&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1

my next favorite pop singer/star -- MYLIE CYRUS. her voice sounds great so far, every song i've heard. since i neither under 14 or over 6,the TV show makes me want to kill myself very very quickly, after throwing the set out the front window at passing cars. ..


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the monkees were one of the 60's great recordings acts, which is to say that Micky D absolutely is one of the 5 greatest ROCK SINGERS of that decade. you would have to fight both Rev Norb and me on this , so don't even try. mandatory thrift store album: HEADQUARTERS in MONO. very cool album! anyway, their catalog tapers off pretty quick (after the best say 20 tracks) but their 10 best cuts = anyone's 10 best cuts of the 60's. beatles, kinks, beach boys....anybody. there absolutley is not a better rock/pop song written than "Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)" -- we're talking classic NEIL fuckin DIAMOND! (the 20 or so Bang tracks mostly rule the entire universe; produced by Ellie Greenwich ya know...jeff's name on there is just a divorce-settlement phantom). and yes, You Got To Me is one of the Top 20 45 rpm rock hits of all time, all decades all universes.
ahh you shojld just trade in some of those 1st Fear 45 and Sex Pistols A&M 45s you've been hoarding, for a good loud stereo system (mid-fi works fine as long as the amp and cartridge have name-brand power...i personallhy love 70's/earlyu 80's silver face intergrated solid state power amps, they last for fucking EVER) -- buy the Kelly cd, and play it full blast for about i dunno, 7 to 10 days straight. then and only then will you see things a little differently.

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you really are underestimating the huge impact Hanna Montana is gonig to have on the music world though. her songs just sound AWESOME on the radio so far, the ones i've heard. (nothing let go to retail yet). huge hillbilly accent, singing good rock/pop music. like Kim Wilde (and Marty Wilde), probably all written by her dad -- Mylie Cyrus's dad that is (in real life, not the lame HM cable show) -- yep, Billy Ray. goddamn, yall.

xhuxk (xheddy), Thursday, 15 June 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi Cheddy!! I just came here to post that I didn't think James Blunt could write a more insufferable song than "You're Beautiful," but whatever his new single is tops it on the stab-a-fork-in-ear-o-meter. We get it -- you can wail in a really high British voice. Now put a cork in it. The new Keane single is pretty rockin', though, which is nice to hear. Those guys took a liking to the volume knob this time around. The Angels & Airwaves song reminds me of the Cure which makes sense because Tom DeLonge is totally a depresso goth mall kid at heart.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Angels & Airwaves reminds me of Asia!

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

(Can't stand that Angels & Airwaves video, but maybe he's better otherwise, as was even KT Tunstall, on Late Night With Conan)Mike's way ahead of me on most all of this, but Leslie Gore's my own childhood hearthrob as well (ditto solid state stereos/stereoes?) Hope he saw my link to the Sandie Shaw website and RRiegel's astute surmise on why she never made it Stateside. Probably way ahead on that too.

don (dow), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Best current teenpop butcher-knife song that I can think of offhand:

"Pieces Of Me With a Butcher Knife"

Best all-time teenpop butcher-knife song (if you're willing to count the Supremes as teenpop) might be:

"You Can't Hurry Love With a Butcher Knife"

(though there are hundreds of good possibilities here: "The Best Part of Breaking Up Is When You're Making Up With a Butcher Knife").

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Found this strange Youtube video that runs all these clips of pretty perky Emma Watson (who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films) while on the soundtrack Flyleaf's Lacey Mosley and then Ashlee Simpson are singing and screaming their self-loathing/self-assertion. Don't much know anything about the Watson teen (quick Web search reveals her drinking a Corona at her sixteenth birthday party, woohoo), but I'm here for the songs. I've already told you about Lacey alternately death retching and pop wailing from line to line, quite extraordinary; "I'm So Sick" was the song that broke Flyleaf onto the "active rock" and "alternative" charts. "Sorry," the Ashlee song, is new to me, though I'm guessing from the sound it was an Autobiography reject. It's in Courtney/Kelly territory and could work equally well aimed at either a boyfriend or a dad ("I threw away my phone/I thought that you should know/I'd throw away my home/If I had somewhere to go"); it kind of pales next to "I'm So Sick" (and in comparison to "Shadow"), but it's powerful enough and she pulls off this great talking bit in the break: "Now you know what if feels like to bite your tongue/Now you know what it feels like to be the one/Who walks around with knots in his stomach/I've been there, I've done it/And now you know what it feels like to always be afraid/Of everything you wanted to say/Who's sorry now, who's sorry now, WHO'S SORRY NOW?/All my life I've been sorry for something..."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Mother of God, could this be the end of Ashlee? No, 'cause "Invisible" isn't that bad, in fact the tune is growing on me, and she sings it real well. But it's a disappointment nonetheless. It's a pretty good melody but she's done another 25 or so that are at least as good and usually way better; and the lyrics are just ordinary; "do you know who I am?" is a vein you can mine forever, but it's time to put phrases like "they don't know me" to sleep, esp. when you're well into a career where you've made it your JOB as lyricist to communicate who you are. "You're the one who looks right through me/Now you're saying that you knew me/When I was invisible." And?... Although there's nothing wrong with that plot, you've got to hang an interesting story on it. And "Like a grain on the beach/Like a star in the sky/Far too many to count with the naked eye." The only thing interesting about that metaphor is that she bungles it (like, it's too many to count with the naked eye, but would not be too many to count with a telescope?). This isn't the first metaphor she's tripped over, but in the past the tripping was in service of a real idea, and was endearing. But this one is just negligence.

(That said, I've been exploring her on youtube - for a few days I'm staying in a house with broadband - and found her incorporating strong versions of "Sweet Dreams" and some old swing-era number into her current live show, and a slowed-down almost menacing version of "La La." So if all goes well "Invisible" won't be any dominating tendency. Does anyone know the writing/producing credits on that song?)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Ashlee wrote it and it's produced by Ron Fair.

could work equally well aimed at either a boyfriend or a dad

Other examples? Stephen Thomas Erlewine claims this is true of "I Want You to Want Me" on RAW, and I'm hearing it in "Black Hole" and a little in "I Live for the Day." (The latter doesn't need the butcher knife, which would be kind of redundant -- we know she's living for that day with a butcher knife; it's kind of in the song already.) "Oops! ...I Did It Again with a Butcher Knife"

nameom (nameom), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

HURRAH! Apparently Ashlee didn't write "Invisible." It's a cover of a song by veteran nonfamous band Jaded Era, which is streamed on their MySpace page.

From Jade Era's MySpace blog:

, Ashlee Simpson is Covering Our Song
Current mood: hopeful

Hey guys Jeff & Kira here. Ya, what you heard is true. Ashlee Simpson is re-releasing her "I AM ME" album, with our song "Invisible" as the next big single! It's actually pretty exciting to see something your band has been performing for years be put into full motion like that. This may or may not cause some controversy, especially with our long-term die hard fans, but rest assured this was a decision we all made to help Jaded Era get out there as much as possible, so others can love us as much as you! ;) Don't worry, we'll still be performing and selling our Invisible album and all that good stuff.

"Invisible" is a song that will always be near and dear to our hearts. It was recorded at such a crucial turning point for Jaded Era and is the cornerstone for this band and where we come from. There was always something special about it ever since Jeff tracked that little riff on a cassette when he was 17 and Kira wrote the lyrics on the palms of her hands during a lonely day away at college. The bridge that "Invisible" created between JE and all our fans on a local / regional level was so inspirational. Like Kira always said, everyone has felt completely invisible once in their lifetime, and sometimes it's just you against the world. We have been rocking and rolling with that attitude for almost 10 years now, and if it's one thing weve learned in this business being an independent artist is to take anything you can get. It wasn't an easy decision at first, but we feel it was the best thing to do at this time, especially because JE's sound has branched off into a whole new direction these past few years since we released Invisible in 2003, and there is so much more you haven't heard yet!

We are really flattered by how much faith everyone has in this song, including the honchos at Interscope / Geffen, JE fans and Ashlee fans. We really hope it does well and we appreciate Ashlee putting it out there. So keep your eyes and ears peeled this summer. You may be seeing it on MTV and hearing about it soon. Whether or not it sells like hotcakes doesnt really matter to us. The life you put into one of your own songs is getting a chance, and that is an amazing feeling.

In the meantime, we'll be doing some more shows in Ohio and in studio soon doing a demo for Geffen. Well keep you posted about the progress in the studio as soon as we sort things out!

See you at the big DVD/CD release show June 29th in Akron!

Rocknroll,
Jeff & Kira

So now it's a reasonably catchy song with hit potential and dull words that she didn't write!

Frank's mood = hopeful.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 17 June 2006 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Hm...CBS (and I) need fact checkers.

nameom (nameom), Saturday, 17 June 2006 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

"wouldn't be too many to count with a telescope?" Picky picky, und maybe she does not haff telescope? Maybe she vants YOURS? Or somebody's? Perhaps that is part of das point?

Sigmund (dow), Saturday, 17 June 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

With a telescope there'd be even more to count!

But now I discover myself whistling the song totally against my conscious will. Fair and/or Simpson must've noticed this insinuatingness when they decided to cover it.

I prefer the other songs Jaded Era streams to "Invisible." At least, I prefer them as Jaded Era songs, their loud rock working better with Kira's over-emphatic rock babe voice. (All four Jaded Era myspace tracks, incl. "Invisible," are downloadable.) Ashlee's a much smarter singer. Wish she'd chosen a better song, but then this one could hit and revive her alb (so far has sold less than half as well as Autobiography), and the video - while not a new idea (she's boxing, girl power) - is more striking (and jabbing and punching) (sorry, my jokes are bad today) than her recent we-are-driving-fast-and-dancing-around-and-it-bothers-the-cops-and-we're-so-transgressive shoots.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 18 June 2006 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

set to show only 50 most recent posts, so sorry if this is old hat, but: Brandi or Brandy Carlisle, on Late Night With Conan recently, was quite good. Any thoughts/info?

Sigmund (dow), Sunday, 18 June 2006 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Bad news from Fefe Dobson's Myspace...

As some of you know, or as some of you have heard - I am no longer with Island/defjam. I am starting a new journey into the very music industry that I have grown up so quickly in. I have been with Island for four years and it is now time for me to spread my wings and continue the search to utter and complete satisfaction. There will always be a place in my heart for that record company.
Because of all these changes Sunday Love is on hold, once again. I know that seems like such a bummer for many of you, but please look at it this way - when I DO get this album to all of you, it will be so right - so perfect. I always believe everything happens for a reason, and that change is a very good thing. If things always just stayed the same, then life woulld be so predictably boring.
This is such a wonderful thing for me to work with new people and get fresh ideas.
I will keep everyone in the loop with everything, and I will let you know when Sunday Love has a new release date.

A million kisses to you all,

fefe dobson.

nameom (nameom), Monday, 19 June 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

New Stacie Orrico single! I (l) her insistence on making every track sound like R&B from five years previous. Her last album sounded like some 99 ish, this is strictly pseudo-soul summer of 01. Brilliant.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 19 June 2006 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

But Fefe loses 50 points for saying "spread my wings."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

and not adding "come inside." I've been posting about Lio's ZE reissues on the Quick! What Are You Listening To Tonight!? (approx) thread. Would import it to here, but don't know how. (Other than copying it by hand, then to this.)

don (dow), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 04:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I pointed out over on the rolling U.S. charts thread that emo iw probably the teenpop-that-doesn't-call-itself-teenpop story of the year (not that I have a fucking clue when to call something emo or not, and I tend to dislike the bands I do call emo (but maybe that's because if I like them I don't call them emo)).

According to a MySpace poll (and such polls are definitive) I am equally goth and emo (or equally not goth or emo):

[GOTH]
[x] Red or black is one of your favorite colors.
[x] You have thought about death.
[ ] You wear chains.
[x] You like heavy metal.
[ ] You love/ like Hot Topic.
[ ] You have worn black lipstick.
[x] Your hair is dark.
[ ] You dislike preps.
[x] You're an atheist.
[ ] You have/want piercings in unusual places?
Total: 5

[SKATERBOARDER]
[ ] You can skateboard.
[ ] You wear plaid.
[ ] You love/like Converse
[x] You think you're different.
[ ] You hate MTV.
[ ] You have moshed
[ ] You have/have had/want blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair or hihglights
[x] You love skater girls/boys.
[ ] You dislike pink
[X] You hate rich kids sometimes
Total: 3

[EMO]
[x] You're depressed sometimes
[ ] You have black or red-rimmed glasses
[ ] You like Thursday
[ ] You comb your hair in front of your face.
[x] You cry easily
[ ] You like emo music
[ ] You hate being called emo
[x] You keep a journal/diary
[x] You have written a sad poem
[x] You have had a sad MySpace layout (well, it's merely a bad MySpace layout, but I'll count it)
Total: 5

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 22 June 2006 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

iw = is

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 22 June 2006 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Serious question: how should Flyleaf be categorized; I mean other than by radio format ("active rock," "alternative," "Christian"): are they goth? emo? metal?

(The album is still hanging on in the top 100.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 22 June 2006 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

So after months of impatiently trying on and off with an advance of a CD that I believe still hasn't come out yet, I've finally decided on my official position on the Jonas Brothers, which is as follows: I still like "Time of Me to Fly" on the *Aquamarine* soundtrack, thanks to the Katrina and the Waves beat and the REO title, but beyond that one song, I can't remotely make myself care about them. Basically, they sound like Hanson, only not as good. And I was never much of a Hanson fan beyond their first single anyway (though I did give their debut album a positive Rolling Stone review at the time).

xhuxk (xheddy), Friday, 23 June 2006 11:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Y'all knew it was coming...the question, to be answered in a two-part summer cliffhanger, is WHO PRODUCED SKYE SWEETNAM?

Answers to all the questions in your bulbous heads!

Hey Bubble Bee's and Bumblegums!

You're all probably wondering y I was in Sweden... not only is it a wonderful place but there's wonderful music men who make magic songs that turn into magnificent mega hits! And I was seeking their services like Dorthy on her way to the Wizard. I captured the Wizard and brought him back to Kansas ( LA) where we're finishing a song as I type!... k ... jkjk... sing!...hjakj GUITAR!.. ghsja

It's hella hot in Cali, summer has arrived my friends! Can you feel it? Protect your skin, SPF!

I hate to say it but this means the records pushed back again! Thanks to my spastic amounts of creativity surging unexspectedly. Haha! Not like you guys haven't found out yet! You always know what's going on before I do! So yes, Oct. 3rd is where we stand right now... so hold on!

LOVE YOU!!! oxox

Skye Sweetass

nameom (nameom), Saturday, 24 June 2006 00:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Are we sure that Skye isn't Metal Mike?Literary cross-influences, anyway (and/or all genius is one)

don (dow), Saturday, 24 June 2006 03:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Is "hjakj" Swedish for "jk"?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 24 June 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Today on Brie Larson's MySpace page:

i need a talent.

an odd talent.

like sticking a noodle up your nose and pulling it out your mouth.
or riding a unicycle.

today i must find that gift.

and im maknig you help me.

I was going to suggest setting her farts on fire, but that's too much a boy thing.

Q: Is setting your farts on fire goth or is it emo?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 24 June 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

On Jessica Simpson's new single "Public Affair" she's partying like it's 1982. Rather pleasing; she doesn't try to knock you out with her voice, just lets the sun and the breeze carry her along.

Also, you can be in her new video!

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 24 June 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm doing about as well with this year's SheDaisy album as xhuxk is with the Jonas Bros. Where are the hooks, where's the passion, where's the ambition, where's the wordplay? It's got powerful enough playing, the guitars ringing out, strong pop-country voices, but what's there to care about? How did this woman (Kristyn Osborn) ever create "Lucky 4 Me"? How did this guy (John Shanks) ever create "Comin' Clean" and "Undiscovered"? You can't tell from this record. (Maybe I'll write more about it on the country thread, if I can find something to say.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 24 June 2006 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I enjoyed the subject line of this promotional email:

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Subject: Jessica Simpson's Pubic Affair
Date: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:29:52 -0400
From: ???@sonybmg.com Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert

Call me for a listen of the new single…
For Immediate Release June 26, 2006
JESSICA SIMPSON’S NEW MUSIC IS ‘A PUBLIC AFFAIR’
First Single Blasts Off Everywhere On June 27th; New Album Set For
August 29th
New York, NY—Superstar JESSICA SIMPSON is gearing up to release her fifth solo album A Public Affair on August 29th, 2006. Simpson boasts songwriting credits on nine out of the twelve slated tracks, produced by the most sought-after producers in the business: Lester Mendez, Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis, Cory Rooney, Scott Storch and Stargate.
The festivities surrounding the Affair kick off on Tuesday, June 27th with the explosion of her first single, a dance-pop summer smash entitled “A Public Affair.” Reminiscent of a fun roller-skating jam, co-written by Jessica and Johnta Austin (Mariah Carey, Mary J. Blige) and produced by Lester Mendez, the anthem is already tearing up the airwaves and the internet. This week, Chuck Taylor of Billboard proclaimed, “Jessica Simpson opens a new chapter in her life ready to set the charts ablaze. This record is perfect!”

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There was more, but what the heck...

xhuxk (xheddy), Monday, 26 June 2006 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Had heard a while back that Joe Simpson was talking to Luny Tunes, who produce a whole hunk of reggaeton. I'm disappointed they're not going to be on this, especially given the strange, insinuating clave rhythm that Jessica used on "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'." Lester Mendez has worked with Shakira a lot, but not generally on the stuff of hers I love most (though I do like "Ready for the Good Times," a good generic disco-pop track from Laundry Service, and "No," a cry of something-or-other from Oral Fixacion 1).

Curious to hear other people's opinions on "A Public Affair." Jessica's doing a restrained Madonna "Holiday" bit ("restrained Madonna 'Holiday'" might seem like a contradiction in terms, but this works: "Holiday"'s sweet haze, though without the emotional reach of Madonna's early years).

Are any of you going to try and be in Jessica's video?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, and I could definitely use a second opinion on SHeDAISY's Fortuneteller's Melody. I've found a few things to interest me, such as a savvy turnaround in the meaning of the title phrase of "She Gets What I Deserve": "she" is her boyfriend's husband, first time you hear the phrase it means "she gets the man and the family I deserve," the last time it means "she gets the pain and suffering I deserve." (But that's a conventional enough country attitude; no surprise, really.) And "Kickin' In" does kick bright and hard whenever it comes on. But by the end of the track I'm still "so what" with it, as I am with the album.

The thing is, with any new Shanks product I have insanely high expectations, but unless he's working with one of the teenies I also get secret satisfaction from believing its mediocre, since I can then say, "See, without Ashlee and Lindsay and Hilary he can't do it. Their talents are crucial to the enterprise."

By the way, Sheryl Crow is a co-writer on a couple of the SHeDAISY tracks, again with a so-what result.

(Apologies if this is a double post; I've been getting poxy fuled all over.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Wicked little double dose of dad hate discovered by Dave Bedbug: Jena Kraus's "Both Dads Are Dead Dogs," which Kraus lets you download from her MySpace page. She puts on a little girl voice and then double-tracks herself as another little girl, the two girls shadowing each other, going from little girl whimpers to sharp screams. Blazing fury made out of castoffs and scraps. Dad gets savaged and then stepdad gets his own verse and he gets it even worse.

(Not teenpop - among other things, Kraus would be too old for the category (don't know how old, but she sang backup on the second Blind Melon album) - but still the same basic family-drama confessional shoutback that you're getting from the teen angstpoppers.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"And when you reverse dog what does it spell?/She's gonna get you, you're gonna rot in hell."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow I wasn't listening carefully enough, didn't catch any of it on a quick listen. (Usually if they friend me first, they count as honorary teenpop in my book.)

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Marit Larsen does "Don't Say You Love Me" solo over on Youtube.

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 29 June 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Not that anyone has noticed, but my SHeDAISY posts are chock full of errors: "Lucky 4 Me" instead of "Lucky 4 You," "Comin' Clean" instead of "Come Clean," and - here's the topper - "she is her boyfriend's husband." Now that would have been interesting. But "she" is merely her boyfriend's wife.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 29 June 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

vaguely country-leaning (i.e., her cdbaby page lists miranda lambert as one reference point, though hardly the only one) teenpop singer-songwriter music from an asian-american girl (album title: *american girl*) who apparently grew up in oklahoma and the phillipines and is now based in l.a. (i thought hawaii figured in there somewhere too, though i'm not sure how i got the idea -- oh wait, i guess it's the hawaii t-shirt she wears in the CD booklet); frankly, most of the CD isn't hitting me (her voice is smaller than i wish, for one thing), though i'd be curious to hear what the more shemo-tolerant (/vanessa carlton tolerant/michelle branch tolerant) of y'all think. closest thing to a great song seems to be "i'm in the way," about being drawn to bad boys (and it's got a really familiar pop melody i can't place); "2nd street" has the most r&b in it; "405" seems okay too:

http://cdbaby.com/cd/mylin

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=70795638

xhuxk (xheddy), Thursday, 29 June 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, her cdbaby page says "Sheryl Crow and The Wreckers meets Miranda Lambert and Keith Urban," which makes her at least 75 percent pop-country supposedly, but she only sounds maybe 20 percent pop-country if that. I don't think I hear much Miranda, Sheryl, or Keith in her sound. She sounds how I would IMAGINE the Wreckers (who I haven't heard) might, though. Her look is maybe a much softer Pink.

xhuxk (xheddy), Thursday, 29 June 2006 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I posted this over on Live Journal, so might as well post it here too: my Top Ten for first half of 2006, not too much thought given to either the order or whom to include/exclude. My guess is that numbers 1 and 2 fend off all comers for the rest of the year but that anyone else could be superseded come Pazz & Jop day. I go an extra two deep 'cause one's eligibility is questionable because of my not knowing what year it was released, and another because I don't know if it was a single. Those two are in brackets, and I would appreciate any info that you could supply. (Surely for foreign and alien U.S. nonhits, a release in 2005 would be sufficient to qualify for my P&J ballot).

1. Veronicas "4ever"
2. Aly & AJ "Rush"
[3. Mahshar "Vase Chi"]
4. Lillix "Sweet Temptation"
5. Lily Allen "LDN"
6. Cansei de Ser Sexy "Let's Make Love and Listen Death from Above"
[7. Girl Authority "Hollaback Girl"]
8. Wir Sind Helden "Von Heir an Blind"
9. Snook "Snook Svett Och Tarar"
10. Beyoncé f. Slim Thug "Check On It"
11. Young Jeezy "Trap Star"
12. Marion Raven "End of Me"

also could have made the list if my mood had been different:
Jena Kraus "Both Dads R Dead Dogs"
[DJ BC f. Phillip Glass and Dizzee Rascal "Stand Up and Dance"]
Marit Larsen "Don't Change Me" ("Only a Fool" would have made the top ten if it had been a single)
t.A.T.u. "Friend or Foe" ("Cosmos (Outer Space)" would have made the top 10 if it had been a single)
Dixie Chicks "Not Ready to Make Nice"
[Light Beat "Nhary Liel"]
Bebe "Malo"
Flyleaf "I'm So Sick"
Flyleaf "Breathe Today"
Jessica Simpson "A Public Affair"
Marie Serneholt "That's the Way My Heart Goes"
Amy Diamond "What's In It For Me?"
Paris Hilton "Stars Are Blind"
Morningwood "Nth Degree"

Obviously I've been neglecting hip-hop and country more than usual, and metal and rock and indie and adult contemporary just about as much as usual.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 1 July 2006 04:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Best thing I have ever seen: Amy Diamond, when VERY young, lip-synching to "Heaven Is A Place On Earth", possibly on some Swedish show where kids pretend to be celebrities. She makes a great Belinda!

(Frank, "4ever" and "What's In It For Me" are probably 2005. "End Of Me" was a single in some Asian countries in 05, but was released in Norway in 06 and as far as I'm concerned, is the BEST Max Martin-girl-rock single of them all. "Since U Been Gone" pales beside it)

edward o (edwardo), Saturday, 1 July 2006 04:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude, no Oh No Ono?

x-post

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 1 July 2006 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh No Ono! Their myspace kills! They are impossible to search for on emule!

edward o (edwardo), Saturday, 1 July 2006 04:35 (seventeen years ago) link

"4ever" was 2006 in the U.S., and anyway we can use "made its impact in 2006" as a criterion. (I think "Since U Been Gone" was actually late 2004, but lived most of its pop-dominating life in 2005. "Rush" was 2005 but its video and its - too small - impact outside Radio Disney was in 2006. And see my criteria for including alien U.S. nonhits. But "What's In It For Me" won't make my P&J ballot anyway.) I'm still processing On No Ono. Is "Am I Right?" this year? Its organ reminds me of '60s garage by the likes of the Knickerbockers, and it's a rock band all right, but it feels techno for reasons that I haven't figured out.

I should have included a couple more Pop World Cup tracks on the long list (though I have no clue if they're within the last couple of years): Lida's "Bito Nemikhandam" and Ovo's "Dormir."

I seem to be one of the few here who's not feeling Nelly F. or Xtina. Their singles this year feel cold. I'm listening a lot to the Pack's "Vans" and Chow Nasty's "Ungawa," both of which are the sort of catchy numbers that might make my P&J or might fade to total insignificance.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 3 July 2006 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link


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