Why doesn’t Kevin Shields need a driver's license? Because there’s no road between the kitchen and bedroom!
― DJ Mencap, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:26 (fifteen years ago) link
OMFG @ this thread.
― Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:35 (fifteen years ago) link
I kept laughing at this:
Q. Why isn't diving allowed at My Bloody Valentine's swimming baths? A. It's Only Shallow (Only Shallow is a song by My Bloody Valentine)!
But the Colmo Cue Sack is my new favourite.
― NickB, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 09:44 (fifteen years ago) link
which arabic MBV fan is acquainted with an ex England football manager?
Tahir knows Sven (To Here Knows When is a song by My Bloody Valentine. Sven Goran Erickson was a bloke who did football or something)
― Alan, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 10:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Ken Livingstone: Doctor, every time I listen to My Bloody Valentine, my face grows two-feet long and I get an overwhelming urge to eat ants. Doctor: Yes, I'm afraid you've got Tapir-Nose, Ken (To Here Knows When)!
― NickB, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 10:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Q: What did Belinda and Kevin drink together before having sex? A: Strawberry wine. (Strawberry Wine is a song by My Bloody Valentine!)
Q: What did Kevin say to Belinda when they were making out before sex? A: "Feed me with your kiss." (Feed Me With Your Kiss is a song by My Bloody Valentine!)
Q: What did Belinda say when she felt Kevin's erection when they were making out? A: "I can see it (but I can't feel it). (I Can See It (But I Can't Feel It) is a song by My Bloody Valentine!)
Q: How did Belinda describe herself right before having sex with Kevin? A: "Emptiness inside." (Emptiness Inside is a song by My Bloody Valentine!)
Q: What did Kevin say when he had sex with Belinda? A: "Soft as snow (but warm inside)." (Soft As Snow (But Warm Inside) is a song by My Bloody Valentine!)
Q: What did Belinda say when she was talking dirty to Kevin during sex? A: "(Please) lose yourself in me." ((Please) Lose Yourself In Me is a song by My Bloody Valentine!)
Q: What did Kevin say when he was talking dirty to Belinda during sex? A: "Drive it all over me." (Drive It All Over Me is a song by My Bloody Valentine!)
Q: What did Belinda say when she was getting tired of sex? A: "Lose my breath." (Lose My Breath is a song by My Bloody Valentine!)
Q: What did Kevin say when Belinda asked when he was going to climaxed during sex? A: "Soon." (Soon is a song by My Bloody Valentine!)
Q: What did Belinda say to Kevin right before he climaxed during sex? A: "Cupid come." (Cupid Come is a song by My Bloody Valentine!)
Q: What did Kevin say to Belinda when he pulled out and climaxed during sex? A: "Swallow." (Swallow is a song by My Bloody Valentine!)
Q: What did Belinda suggest after sex with Kevin was over? A: "Cigarette in your bed." (Cigarette In Your Bed is a song by My Bloody Valentine!)
Q: What was Belinda thinking after sex with Kevin? A: "Never say goodbye." (Never Say Goodbye is a song by My Bloody Valentine!)
Q: What was Kevin thinking after sex with Belinda? A: "(You're) safe in your sleep (from this girl)." ((You're) Safe In Your Sleep (From This Girl) is a song by My Bloody Valentine!)
― stephen, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Knock knock ... Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ...
(Matt #2 is still deaf from the My Bloody Valentine show last night. My Bloody Valentine are legendary for the high volume of their performances)
― Matt #2, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Q. What is Kevin Shields 3D's favourite film?
― the next grozart, Friday, 16 January 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Why did Kevin Shields' hair get so messy?
He lost his Colm.
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:16 (6 months ago) Bookmark
unashamed giggles
― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link
ok I got to this thread's mandatory DJ Mencap "is my dog!" joke and am now suffering major lols
― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 15:37 (fifteen years ago) link
My Bloody Valentine Loveless: Remastered: 2cd
£8.99free uk deliverylist price £16.99 - Your saving £8.00
Availability: pre order now
Release date: 9-3-2009
― Mark G, Friday, 6 February 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link
― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), 16 January 2009 15:27 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark
pronounced cullum, tho
― Redknapp out (darraghmac), Friday, 6 February 2009 16:45 (fifteen years ago) link
I love these threads so much.
― i'm shy (Abbott), Friday, 6 February 2009 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Q: What is My Bloody Valentines' favourite Super Nintendo game?
A: SUPER METROID! (Super Metroid is a game I associate playing while listening to Loveless. Loveless is a famous album by My Bloody Valentine. My Bloody Valentine is quite a famous band)
― i'm shy (Abbott), Friday, 6 February 2009 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Q: What did Kevin Shields say when one of his bandmates took his favourite bedtime drink?A: Who just stole my bloody Ovaltine (My Bloody Valentine)!
― i'm shy (Abbott), Friday, 6 February 2009 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Those are reposts btw
― i'm shy (Abbott), Friday, 6 February 2009 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Why doesn’t Kevin Shields need a driver's license?Because there’s no road between the kitchen and bedroom!
Winner, end thread.
― ilxor, Friday, 6 February 2009 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link
just not enough my bloody valentine jokes on this thread...
― dog latin, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link
(My Bloody Valentine)
― Mark G, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link
(Because not enough My Bloody Valentine jokes)
― Snop Snitchin, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/081802/my-bloody-valentine.gif
― Use a computer to superimpose your head over that of Bronson Pinchot (Stevie D), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Pretty accurate picture of the inside of my head.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link
There's a definite geordie influence there also.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link
What's the new My Bloody Valentine LP?
Isn't Any Album (Isn't Anything!)
― Chewshabadoo, Friday, 9 November 2012 09:46 (eleven years ago) link
what is a ghosts favorite whatever
my boo!dy valentine
― sleepingbag, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
What is the cat's favorite band?
Meow Bloody Valentine
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 01:13 (eleven years ago) link
No, no, Another Way is the name of my dog!
― imago, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 01:37 (eleven years ago) link
How many My Bloody Valentine threads does it take for ilx to screw in a lightbulb?
― Evan, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 02:23 (eleven years ago) link
no tampon stopping this waterfall, this is a 21yr old period
― kelpolaris, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 04:25 (eleven years ago) link
who's the coolest monster/bro?
my buddy frankenstein
― sleepingbag, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 05:32 (eleven years ago) link