Christ, innocent days there.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 9 November 2003 05:12 (twenty years ago) link
I choose b4-4. Everybody download "Get Down" and you will realize that it is the worst song ever made.
― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Sunday, 9 November 2003 06:36 (twenty years ago) link
― Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 9 November 2003 06:41 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 9 November 2003 06:54 (twenty years ago) link
― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 9 November 2003 07:06 (twenty years ago) link
However, when people like Big Brovaz or Blazing Squad or Mel B exist, it's so difficult to pick only one.
And whoever said The Pogues up there is just wrong on so many levels.
― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 9 November 2003 11:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Philip Alderman (Phil A), Sunday, 9 November 2003 12:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:01 (twenty years ago) link
also: Boyzone
i have a certain hatred for Geri Halliwell mainly because she is such an odious, supremely irritating person, but her records, even by today's manufactured-pop standards are really quite atrotious.
i also have an aversion, actually it's more akin to a phobia for Mariah Carey's singing. Especially in that video for "Without Me" - all that phoney emoting, all that "look at me! i'm so emotional!". Urghhh!!
― Neil FC (Neil FC), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:02 (twenty years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 10 November 2003 03:00 (twenty years ago) link
― 1st Lt. J. Schoonover, Thursday, 11 May 2006 06:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Thursday, 11 May 2006 06:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Telephonething (Telephonething), Thursday, 11 May 2006 06:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 11 May 2006 07:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― snowballing (snowballing), Thursday, 11 May 2006 07:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― Phil_A (Phil A), Thursday, 11 May 2006 08:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― dr lulu (dr lulu), Thursday, 11 May 2006 08:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 11 May 2006 10:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 11 May 2006 10:16 (eighteen years ago) link
Careful, if you say it one more time, you know what'll happen...?
http://www.yoursongscollectibles.com/item-1078.jpg
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 11 May 2006 10:20 (eighteen years ago) link
Not actually sure if these are the worst bands ever but all 3 make me feel physically sick...
― Ant, Thursday, 11 May 2006 11:16 (eighteen years ago) link
Queen - I just don't get it. I mean Radio Gaga is passable (mainly 'cos of Moroder). Other than that their fusion of opera and rock reminds me of the weird kid in school trying to make the hamster and the tortoise mate by pushing them together. Ditto the chilli peppers 'funk rock' while we're on the subject. I like funk and rock but fusing them is incredibly.
Bare Naked Ladies - Just wrong on so many levels. Over sincere vocal - check. Quirky lyrics - check. Clean production - check. Sort of band that gets idolised by dim lads who think this is smart.
Black Eyed Peas - How did they go from Jurassic Five style also rans to this? You've said it all before. My Humps? Least sexy song ever.
Celine Dion - I was so rude once to someone who liked them he never talked to me again. Why is it though that their biggest fans that I meet seem to be corporate drones who in person are inoffensive but you just know at work they have one of those jobs that through an Excel spreadsheet fucks over the lives of millions in third world countries. they never see.
...that was a bit of a rant wasn't it?
― Treblekicker (treblekicker), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Thursday, 11 May 2006 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link
UB40 dammit.
― ConnieXX, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Wheatus maybe?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:05 (sixteen years ago) link
pete yorn
― 69, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Momus
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Sandi Thom.
― chap, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Bob Pfeifer
― gnarly sceptre, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Talk about bile. Now I want to hear it just to see what the shouting is all about!
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link
The bands listed in the top 15 current threads qualify as most of my nominees.
― Eazy, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Colorado Springs CO must have a really supportive scene
― zaxxon25, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Moby
― Bodrick III, Monday, 28 April 2008 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link
LOL Wheatus
― sonderangerbot, Monday, 28 April 2008 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link
That Billy Zoom quote about Woodstock/Ramones means he's it-the worst artist ever.
― Bill Magill, Monday, 28 April 2008 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link
one republic, surely?
― m the g, Monday, 28 April 2008 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link
The Killers for me at the moment. Off goes the radio when they come on.
― Pashmina, Monday, 28 April 2008 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Whoa -- what did Billy Zoom say about the Ramones?
― Alex in NYC, Monday, 28 April 2008 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link
I feel like Jeff Buckley deserves at least one mention here, so he doesn't feel left out. (Not saying he's necessarily the worst musical artist ever, but he's worse than anybody else I just saw nominated during a quick skim of the thread.)
― xhuxk, Monday, 28 April 2008 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link
This from a man who owns several Teen Marie albums.
― Alex in NYC, Monday, 28 April 2008 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Hey, I just own one. (And that's one more than I own of Jeff's.)
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 April 2008 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Zoom apparently said all music between Woodstock and the Ramones was shit. Those happen to be my favorite years in all of music.
― Bill Magill, Monday, 28 April 2008 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, that's a bit of an ridiculous generatlization. And Billy Zoom is a creepy Christian zealot, but still --- he's Billy Zoom. He wrote the riff to "Hungry Wolf." I'll let it slide.
Teena Marie should be slapped with a fish.
― Alex in NYC, Monday, 28 April 2008 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Teena Marie's too irrelevant to be the worst anything.
― Bill Magill, Monday, 28 April 2008 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link
What? "Behind The Groove" is amazing!
― Bodrick III, Monday, 28 April 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/Chinatown.jpg
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 28 April 2008 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link
The Killers?!?!?!?1 come on
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 28 April 2008 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
LEAVE IT JAKE
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 28 April 2008 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Well that's the case with just about anything shitty, innit ain't it?
I was just reading the GG Allin thread and although the word "worst" when referring to Allin is just a few shades deeper than it is when referring to Teena Marie, you could say the same thing about GG Allin.
Anyone who really sucks is gonna be so cult that they are a priori irrelevant; anyone popular enough to be relevant has a large group ready and willing to explicate why they didn't, after all, suck that much.
Therefore, nobody sucks, or at least, nobody sucks the most.
― SecondBassman, Monday, 28 April 2008 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Interesting theory. I have no idea what you're talking about.
― Bill Magill, Monday, 28 April 2008 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link