Rolling Teenpop 2006 Thread

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If you mean me (I'm not a Francis), the only e-address I've got is this one.

edcasual at earthlink dot net

Also take yer picture with a Frosty from Wendys and get it posted on Brie Larson's Myspace page.

IM more spelling than speech, though there are prob'ly effects on speech patterns, mainly white incorporating black (e.g., "foo" for "fool," "lub" for "luv," "iz for r," "datz" for "that's," "fosho" for "for sure").

Then of course there's the title of the second Fannypack album, which is spelled in reverse IM-speak, words substituted for single letters rather than vice versa See You Next Tuesday.

I've always heard it like that. There's a Busdriver song (not teenpop[?]) that has L-O-L but he makes the mistake of following it up with "laugh out loud." Whereas Ashlee follows it with "Oh, V-E." Nikki/Brittney translates the IM-speak when necessary for the rhyme but otherwise lets it go (and she knew that everyone would know what LOL stood for five years ago, unlike Busdriver who is clever but not as clever as Nikki Cleary).

Since it's not written out in the liner notes, here's the real life conversation Brittney has with two random girls in the studio whose names are Carly Bartelsen and Alyson Madell (credited with "girl talk")...for posterity's sake. Translated into IM-speak and then partially backtranslated.

Brittney: wassup QTs ;)
girltalker1 [carly or alyson, "stephanie" in this exchange]: not much here :)
girltalker2 [alyson or carly, not "stephanie"]: same here :)
Brittney: did u c that note stephanie got from mike? :O
girl2: no what did it say
girl1: omg[osh] he said our relationship wasnt going newhere
girl2: he doesnt evn no what thatmeans >:O
[girls roffle]
girl2: did u get yr hw done?
girl1: i was tryin 2 but realy iming
Brittney: OMG[osh] hes such a hottie ;)
girl2: hey guys i g2g
girl1: yea me too my mom was yellin
girl2: bye babe lyl
Brittney: ok ttyl sweetie [actually spelled out t-t-y-l] ;)
girl2: ttyl :)
girl1: bye

From Brittney: "Hi! My name is Brittney and if you're anything like me, you LOVE to instant message your friends. When my producers asked me what I wanted my first single to be about, I knew right away. I wanted to sing about talking to my girlfriends online. I love I.M.ing and I even have my own website where you can learn more about me and my music. Listen to my new song and let me know how you like it! Check out my website: www.brittneycleary.com I'm waiting to hear from you! ♥ Brittney"

The Platinum Weird album is due on Aug. 22. On June 29 there's going to be something about Platinum Weird on VH-1 (don't know if it's going to be a full-scale mockumentary or just a teaser). Platinum Weird is Dave Stewart and Kara DioGuardi, but also seems to have been originally conceived as the story of a fictional band from 1974 featuring the mysterious and elusive Erin Grace. Look upthread for further info. The (comparatively mediocre*) "Loneley Eyes"** is streamed on one of several Platinum Weird sites.

*mediocre in comparison to "Avalanche," the one other Platinum Weird song I've heard, not to mention in comparison to "Fly" and "Come Clean" and any Ashlee song ever and most Lindsay songs and "Sweet Dreams" and "Sexcrime (1984)" etc. etc. I suppose since this was conceived as fiction, the mediocrity of the lyrics could be DioGuardi and Stewart's way of being true to the character or Erin as they conceived her, but still... Here's the first verse and chorus, and the second verse is just as so-what:

"What kind of world stays upside down
What kind of river won't let me drown
What kind of road just won't connect(?)
What kind of life have I found
It's hard to face the future when you're movin' backward

"I've got lonely eyes and they've seen better days
I've been lost before but not without a trace
What I'm looking for is somewhere in my past
And these lonely eyes will never take me back"

**"Loneley" is their spelling (at least on that site).

What's up with the fictional little back-story about Erin Grace...is Kara going to be voicing Erin?

I hope not! Kara: you deserve need the spotlight! I don't want to see you lending your voice to some other girl so she can walk around on stage lipsyncing (see: Hilary Duff).

I just want to see a performance! Please! :D

Anyway, I'm guessing people who like Avril and Kelly (and Michelle and Vanessa and ???) more than I do might also like Cori Yarckin more than I do. She sounds okay I guess, better in power ballad mode ("My Ever After", "Everything You Said") than more r&b-ish mode ("Gratitude," "Nothing Matters Now"), though I might be completely wrong about those songs belonging to those modes. Here's her page:

http://cdbaby.com/cd/yarckin

So, my nominations for EXTREME POP would include:

Mariah Carey (esp. her 1991 peak) because she's just fuckin' extreme, and 'cause she squeaks.
Napoleon XIV's "They're Coming to Take Me Away" because it's extremely silly and irritating and because the flipside is the same song played backwards which causes people to shoot themselves in the head.
The Veronicas' "4ever" for its deliriously gorgeous harmonies.
Boney M for being guilelessly eclectic.
Richard Harris' "MacArthur Park," because someone left the cake out in the rain.
Lindsay Lohan's video for "Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father)"
Johnny Ray
The Shangri-Las
Little Richard

You can figure out what's extreme about the last three. This list is just to get the concept going.

Poison for the "I Want Action" video, which is extreme candy-colored transvestitism.
Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar On Me" for being extremely on MTV all summer long, 1988.
Hilary Duff's "Rock this World" and "Girl Can Rock," because they're there.

(Except the title would have to be in pink; and it would probably end up as a Website rather than a magazine. Metal Mike Saunders could interview Skye Sweetnam, and Dave Bedbug could review the record. Brie Larson would publish promo tour diaries. Reports from Europe on Marie Serneholt, Eurovision, Iranian disco.)

I am currently convinced that the Vanilla Ninja album, "Love Is War" is in fact a minor masterpiece. Having ditched David Brandes (of E-Rotic fame! Max! Don't have sex! With your ex!) as their producer and songwriter, they sound really fantastic - invigorated, definitely.

One song sounds like "Cool Vibes". But LOTS better! Another sounds like The Rasmus covering Tenacious D! And there's a gigantic mega closing power ballad to die for. The rest sounds like Pat Benatar. There are handclaps on two songs. There's a song called "The Band That Never Existed". Genius!

Teens across Mitteleurope should be going apeshit over this. Best bubblegum rock album since Ashlee, def.

Immediate search: "Kingdom Burning Down" (vicious! Lenna is doing lots to make up for the lack of Maarja in the line-up), "Battlefield" (basically, Pat Benatar, as said above), "Silence" (preposterous power ballad with ominous strings and hefty faux-guitar crunch squall).

Gillian Welch, Joni Mitchell, Fiona Apple, The Beatles, Ryan Adams, The Dixie Chicks, Rufus Wainwright, Bob Dylan, Radiohead.

I've never heard Gillian Welch. I don't think I've heard Rufus Wainwright either, come to think of it.

(I'm afraid that none of those colors has high enough name recognition.)

i think that what is extreme about these people, is an awareness of their own artifice and their own realness, and how those depth bombs of concepts can be used in concordance... (so life despite god, while a masterpeice, is too earnest and not artifical enough, to be extreme)

(so using yr inital examples:
Mariah Carey--her hyper femminity, of course, but also using the edges of her instrument, and the sheer, crystaline, theatricality of that instrument, i want wayne kaustenbaum to write about carey, because in the 1991 period, she made herself an icon of craft, but she knew that an icon was being made, her diva like tendencies were considered to be part of not only an r and b tradition but something else entirely. their voices sound different, but in this peroid carey reminded me of nothing more then callas, and callas knew what she was doing (she was too crafty in fact, compare callas losing aristotle to jackie, with carey losing motalla to thalia)

Napoleon XIV's i have not heard this.

The Veronicas' "4ever" The veronicas realise that its perfectly okay to want to be a pop star and a punk star at the same time, to be coy and to fuck. there are threads of this in britney, but she was never punk enough and in avril but you never wanted to fuck her, and in ashlee but their is an autonomy missing. you know where joe simpson is in lala for example, you dont know where max martin is (does out svengaling the svengali have something to do with this?)

Boney M is not extreme for being eccletic, boney m is extreme for being so fucking weird. personal anecdote, when i was a teenager, i went to offically sanctioned lds dances, for all three years of high school, and there were large group dances, and slow dances, but also a strange attempt to control the eroticism of the situtation, it was the first place where i realised that eroticism of popular culture couldnt be contained, that it was forever leaking over the edges. we would dance to songs that seemed so out of it, so strange, and it shocked me that they were allowed, they included time warp, rasputin, ymca. i still dont know how a song about cruising in the bathrooms of a working class mens club got so huge, and i have no idea why time warp was allowed, but it was incredibly fun to dance to, but rasputin...rasputin allowed all of these tight, hard, cold, scared boys and girls (scared of sex, of pleasure, of the end of the world, of all sorts of things, the culture of the church was always a kind of paranoid fear) to dance in this theatrical, overly dramatic way, we acted int his kind of music hall pantomine, and at the end the bodies were stacked like cordwood into the next song--like rasputin was a kind of heretical mystical reworking of jesus, we were playing the same game, dying and rising again, like we would at the end of the world. i dont know if boney m meant any of that, but the self concicous theatricality of it gave us something before missions and marriages. (maybe thats what im talking about here, self concious theatricality)

Richard Harris' Wrong Song (Donna Summers version is the correct version of this song) the song you are thinking of wrt Harris is the Hive

Lindsay Lohan's video for "Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father)" (this is the first video for a pop song that i ever turned off because it was too close to tabloid violence, it isnt reflective at all, and the theraticality is stage managed, the slippages are too raw to be extreme, the blood doesnt come from cornstarch and food colouring; i think what you might be looking for is the britney video for lucky, which does everything about fame that lohan's video does, but more knowingly, or britneys everytime, which talks about internal violence more theatrically) (or maybe im just obessed with how much the wounds in the video look like stigmata)

Johnny Ray (havent heard him enough)

The Shangri-Las were the place i started to love pop more then anything else, it was the place that let me into super pop...the sheer overwrought emotion, the real violence, the silence at the edges (is walking in the sand really about rape?), all makes it extreme, what might make it not is a dependence on authority figures (esp mothers, in the text and phil spector outside the text)

Little Richard for sure (what happens with the exteremity of little richard with the evil hoodoo of pat boone?)

"Ruffus [of Eighties coming back!!!!]... represented Estonia at Eurovision in 2003, beating Vanilla Ninja in the Estonian Final that year ( they sang Club Kung Fu ), at the 2005 Estonian Final during the interval Ruffus sang Club King Fu...this is it !! "

How Did I End Up In Sweden?

Hello my lovely TATTOOED and RUDE Childen!

Skye back here, trying to explain for the 10000000X100000000 time why
it's taking forever to get moving on this CD and start to play
shows!!!
First of all, if you haven't yet, read my new BIO on MySpace with up
to date info about what you guys can look forward to on this
soundfantavelous (that's sound+fantastic+marvelous) record!

At this moment it's 5 am in Sweden, I just got myself an icecream from
the hotel lobby and am totally and helplessly jet lagged. Why am I
here? I have to wonder that myself... but i know I will let you know
when I know as soon as they know, to let me know why I'm here not
knowing at all. Keep you informed!

oxox Skye

Skye in Sweden, somebody call Max Martin!

Would probably have trouble with the news vendors.

>Beyond that (kinda like the latest Pink album, come to think of it; the best songs on that one by the way are easily "Leave Me Alone [I'm Lonely]" and "U + Ur Hand", the latter of which has Pink's most rock *and* most rap vocal; most country song on Pink's album is her sorta Janis-voiced "The One That Got Away," which is nice but'd be better if it had a hook or two), lots of completely pleasant though somewhat forgettable and often wishy-washy midtempo power ballads<

That said, I do like Pink's album, though I don't like "Cuz I Can" (great Wizard of Oz flying monkey background vocals, annoying words where Pink tells us she does what she wants, boy Pink you never told us that before, thanks for letting us know!) and "I Got Money Now" (my notes say: "yucky ballad") or "I'm Not Dead" (where I still swear she sings like Linda Perry even if Linda didn't write it) anywhere near as much as Frank seems to up above. "Stupid Girls" grew on me more for its music than its words, "Long Way to Be Happy" is an okay power ballad, "Runaway" is another okay power ballad though I really kind of hate when Pink goes into her "show tune audition voice" in that one (which she also does in "Nobody Knows").

"Bad For You" on Katie Neal's demo EP is I love you/I hate you codependency in the tradition of Pink's go away/come back in "Leave Me Alone (I'm Lonely)", and possibly even better (also fuller sounding musically) than "Stupid Ex Boyfiend," where her stupid ass boyfriend stands her up and forces her to assert her independence. Those two are best, but the other three tracks aren't bad. "You're Not the Only One" is her inspirational reassurance song to other kids who come from a broken home; she's been there and she knows.

Yeah, Paris is totally relevant to this thread. I've not seen the video, and I realize that there've been several imposter tracks scurrying around the Web, but I do think I've now heard the actual single, "Stars Are Blind," or at least a Paris track by that name. It's got a light feel, beach or summer-resort affability, a gentle island rhythm, somewhere between easy listening and easy dancing. The lyrics are mildly provocative, "Even though the guys* are crazy/Even though the stars are blind/If you show me real love baby/I'll show you mine/I can make it nice and naughty/Be the devil and angel too/Got a heart and soul and body/Let's see what this love can do." Paris's singing is breathy and sweet but doesn't overplay either the cutes or the breathiness. She puts a slight lift in the last syllable of "this love can do-ooo," which reminds me of a similar move by Marit Larsen in "Don't Save Me," though with nothing like Marit's sharpness or amusement. Other than that fine moment, I'd rank this as Pleasant Enough - I'm not gobsmacked by greatness, but it's a good job and it's not hurting my eardrums. And ever since disco came along showing that you could add impact even to elevator music, songs this apparently unassuming have sometimes had a payoff several listens down the line.

*She really does seem to be saying "guys" - a species she'd been denigrating earlier in the song - though this would make more sense as "skies," which maybe it is. I tend to associate "guys" and "skies" because of the summer evening in the early '90s when I was in my kitchen vaguely paying attention to the Olympic Opening Ceremonies broadcasting in the next room, and as the Irish team was promenading around the track I overheard the TV commentator, I think it was Dick Enberg, go into a long, more-irrelevant-than-usual monologue about how the Irish team used to have world-class long-distance runners; he named a bunch of fellows from the old days, back in the '40s and '50s, and summed up casually, "That was when Irish guys were miling."

I'm still really depressed by Ashlee Simpson's nose job; she'd looked way more distinctive with her big beak. This month she's in the new Marie Claire talking about this project she's working on to help girls understand that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes and that they needed to accept themselves and their bodies, talked about her own brush with eating disorders, etc. etc. And then, there she is on the cover with the new nose, pretty and innocuous, just negating everything. But maybe that's part of her tension, why she can deliver the angst-assertion lyrics so well - 'cause maybe in her gut she doesn't know if she believes them, so she gives them something extra. She says "Now I realize, it's safe outside to come alive in my identity," and then she goes and lip synchs on SNL. She sings, "Why should I change for anyone," and then the nosejob.

(The article didn't say a whole lot about the project, except on the day of the photo shoot it seemed to be Ashlee and a bunch of teens getting together and throwing paint at each other.)

- the production is cheap and lame
- she can't sing! and doesn't try! I have never heard any singer anywhere more fundamentally disengaged with a) the beat b) the lyrics c) the fact that she is singing a song - this plus her inability to even try to hit notes makes her vocal performance almost avant garde in its badness. although having said all this the Stefani comparison is otm, and I am reminded that Stefani can't actually sing in any sense either (although Stefani at least appears to have come round to the idea that she is in a studio to sing a pop song as opposed to, I dunno, stare at the cute guy behind the sound desk or whatever Paris is thinking of)
- and yet I love it - it is a genuinely good tune, and all of its negative points are actually positive ones, really.

If you show me real love baby/I'll show you mine

I hear this as "if you show me real LIFE baby, I'll show you mine".