"It's The End Of The World As We Know It" vs. "We Didn't Start The Fire": which is more annoying, and why?

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Hey, I found a song that's much worse!

Sample lyrics:

Gays Have a Marriage Ban, Troops in Afghanistan
May be an Angry Turk, Health Insurance is a Perk

Wedgewood, Baptist Church, Hurricanes, Google Search
Terrorists in New York, No one has to Go to Work!

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 21:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Billy Joel should have his nuts smashed on an anvil by gnomes for inflicting this song upon me.

YEAH!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I wish that Billy Joel would really set himself on fire.

What happened to that cute kid in the "End of the World" video? He must be like, 40 by now.

Sara Sherr, Wednesday, 23 February 2005 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

The relative inscrutability of the video is REM's get-out-of-jail-free card in this contest!

Nag! Nag! Nag! (Nag! Nag! Nag!), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 02:30 (nineteen years ago) link

The video for "We Didn't Start THe Fire" would be great if it featured Billy Joel being flayed alive by the cast of "Empty Nest" alternating with pictures of kittens.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 02:40 (nineteen years ago) link

has anyone mentioned how "We Didn't Start The Fire" had the lyrics changed in Ireland so it could become a cash-in on Italia '90?

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Will Farrell, Tommy Franks, Ivory Coast, Low Blood Banks
Mad Cows all Chewed, Santana Still a Cool Dude

hahahahahahahahhahahahaha

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

eight years pass...

Just dropped by to say that these two songs can still fuck off

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 18 May 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

I had turned forty. It was 1989 and I said "Okay, what's happened in my life?" I wrote down the year 1949. Okay, Harry Truman was president. Popular singer of the day, Doris Day. China went Communist. Another popular singer, Johnnie Ray. Big Broadway show, South Pacific. Journalist, Walter Winchell. Athlete, Joe DiMaggio. Then I went on to 1950 [...]. It's one of the worst melodies I've ever written. I kind of like the lyric though

Michigan seems like a dream to me now (Treeship), Saturday, 18 May 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

Ha ha

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 18 May 2013 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

Terrified by that ellipsis and the suggestion that he went through each year of the song in the same droning fashion. "...the pill, that was birth control. The Vietnam War - Ho Chi Minh. The '68 election, Richard Nixon back again..."

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 19 May 2013 00:41 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Milo Greene Is The Joel Machine

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 16:47 (ten years ago) link

ten years pass...

Matt H's history class story is incredible

very sneaky cis (symsymsym), Thursday, 29 June 2023 04:14 (eleven months ago) link


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