What would you rather have named after you?

Sandwich or cocktail. Absolutely nothing else comes close

"all aboard the ogmor express" has a ring to it, otherwise I guess martial arts move

planet

write-in vote for "A society of assassins"

would settle for a comet

this is absolutely a sandwich.

dinosaur, movie, sandwich, booze

no wait, what DJP said

the ogmor lock would be a reverse sleeper hold where you nod off in a manner than incapacitates the target

...Grasshopper says "Really? A drink named Fred??"

Dinosaur. Would have chosen pub/bar if it was an option.

Well I'm already (sort of) named after a cocktail, so I voted library.

does the library serve sandwiches

no sex act no credibility

File that under martial arts move lol

Pteranodonimo

Library. Why buck the family tradition?

a street

"HMS Bontee" sounds nice

what is wrong with you people, there is only one option and it is DINOSAUR

actually I pick sandwich IF AND ONLY IF said sandwich is a Guy Fieri creation

sandwich or dinosaur.

the world needs an advanced sex move called "the crump"

yeah I'm going with cocktail

i mean just add dinosaur to any of the others and they're instantly better

stoned dinosaur poetry reading in library = whose woods GWRRRARRRRRARRHGHG these are I think I ate
dinosaur digging up other dinosaur = efficient, kinda meta, crying as it recognizes a relative
dinosaur martial arts = mostly kicking, but otherwise awesome. capoeira?
dinosaur eating a sandwich and drinking a martini in a gentleman's club = classy
dinosaur on a barge = jurassic park 2

bacon zombie pirate dinosaur

lol

whatever, dinosaur is not part of the stupid memey trendy thing

http://www.qwantz.com/index.php

Dinosaur sandwich

all fine choices but cannibus, of course

yikes, lemme rephrase that:
all fine choices.
BUT.
cannibus, of course.

to be clear, i voted for cannibus. see yall later.

a drink.

an island

if not an island then a dinosaur

In terms of longevity of 'fame', the dinosaur name might be known to fewer individuals, but it would probably be known for more centuries than any of the other choices. A sandwich could be just some novelty item on the menu of one obscure café. Big deal.

speculatively speaking, i think there is an outside chance that if a dinosaur species is named after you, someday you might become a dinosaur

after considering library, i voted sandwich

Voting sandwich because I'd like a burger named after me

mmm, sandwich wouldn't work for me..

The dino, the blow, the library, the boat, all would.

The martial art move would be the one that "knocks you out"

So, that one.

I voted Boat, but I really mean Ship

a sandwich is appealing but i'd rather a side dish, maybe some diner's slaw.

i wd like a particularly fleeting mood named after me

Write in for "a ridiculous top 10 yacht rock hit song"? A la "Rosanna".

There already is a sandwich named after me in my circles/notsohumblebrag

So it depends on what the dinosaur is.

paolosaur, hands down

Standwich!

I'd like an astronomical body named after me, like a comet or a nebula. Not a star tho, that seems cheesy somehow.

i think i'd like to change my answer to a write in option: mass extinction.

Library > dinosaur > cocktail

If you could swap the boat for a train, then train would probably come above cocktail.

Disease would also be v. cool.

Not if you had to die from it to earn the honor.

See: Lou Gehrig's disease.

Nah, I don't mind.

DJP Syndrome is a terminal condition where the patient suffers a continuous orgasm until he/she dies

(apologies to Chris Morris)

something singular and concrete. probably boat

I don't think a concrete boat is going very far

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concrete_ship

stop ruining my terrible jokes with facts

sorry

how do you ruin an already terrible joke?!

a cocktail would probably be cooler, but a sandwich seems more appropriate to my temperament

highway

i look like a highway

I look five miles of bad road. (well, not really, but it seemed like a good line to throw out)

http://thesofaortheroad.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/my-own-private-idaho-1.jpg?w=500&h=400 ?

A library! No contest!

A sandwich could be just some novelty item on the menu of one obscure café. Big deal.

AIMLESS! A sandwich is named after somebody, a notorious gambler and inferior admiralty bureaucrat, thank Heavens.

(Voted cocktail, like any sane person)

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Voted sandwich as I've had a sandwich named for me:

Onion bagel toasted, then retoasted with pepper turkey, avocado and cheddar cheese atop.

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Now that the dust has settled, I realize that a boat named Aimless might be kind of cool.

Yes, I Guess They Oughta Name a Library After You--doesn't sound right.

you bunch of nerds

Do you mean you want a collective noun named after you? A murder of crows, a paolo of nerds?

thing is, with a library, it's not like i wrote all those books

exactly

Sandwich or cocktail. Absolutely nothing else comes close

I totally read this as 'a cocktail sausage'

I'd like to change my vote.