ringtones for a broken GAY SPRING 2014

hey surm do you like my Mariah Carey ringtone I made?

https://www.mediafire.com/?7hmlm2sfo9xp6j9

― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, March 26, 2014 10:16 PM

btw Stevie there is a Friday bear happy hour near U Street in DC

http://dcbearcrue.com/DC-Bear-Crue/Bear-Happy-Hour/Bear-Happy-Hour.html

Gaaaaay threaaaaad forevvvver.

http://www.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/14.jpg

Where is that from?!

hi gays!

hi!

and yeaah stevie i want that ringtone bad

so I got my first cold in 14 years from a sick trick.

sarge, his boyfriend, and I hung out last Thursday. I don't think Beyonce came up.

my boyfriend met my parents this week, for the first time. my parents are super cool though, it was a good time.

his family is more fractured than mine, both as it surrounds him and his sexuality and in general. he thought it was extremely weird that we were going to hang out with my aunt and uncle, who i eat dinner with every time i'm home. the concept of hanging out with his uncle or cousins was very foreign to him.

also we blew each other in key west, which prob qualifies as the gayest thing i've ever done in my life

oh hey, right on cue

xp

did you like it? I ask because...I'm not sure I did the first time.

surm just drop it into yr iTunes and then connect yr iPhone and sync and u r good 2 goo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo OO-OO-OO OO-OO-OO OOOOOOOOOOOO

Hi gays. Broke a three-month stretch of "away from boyfriend + no sex" last week. There was bluetoothing. I'm in Mexico City now

hi everyone. i'm moving in with my bf in three days. i haven't started packing yet.

damn, nice

yay, and what? start packing, no?

all these things are fallout from that NYT Mag cover story on bisexuality, right?

lol I can't read that til April, my "10 free views" expired

and nothing! i haven't started packing because i procrastinate.

also it's time for NYC gays to go to baseball w/ me again.

No colds in 14 years -- are you a vampire, Sot -- oh...

I got'em down to one a year. This one comes as a result of contact with either a niece or the Venezuelan exile I met last Saturday.

goon, did you have sex with the bluetooth?

lex!

brb, I'm going to go see a Fritz Lang film with Kurt Weill songs and Sylvia Sidney -- how's THAT for gay?

I've never actually had proper phone sex, no. I mentioned I think that I had aborted Facebook chat sex a couple weeks ago? That was weird.

I am I think dating someone who is 55 and I'm moving in a week and I'm not moving in with him but my new apt happens to be 2 blocks from his so there's that.

damn i'm def trying to date a dude in their 20s when i'm 55

I have a pension plan in place for that purpose

That or I plan on running for office on a platform to repurpose the military as such

I'm guessing you only collect major interest on your investment if you sock it away while you're young.

my financial advisor was very persuasive

He's a fashion dude who like used to be a design director for a huge brand and also helped Yohji Yamamoto open his first boutique in NY (oh and also walked for him in Paris in '89) and he is super energetic and has impeccable taste and gets rly excited when I play him Björk remixes.

It is kind of like living in a weird intergenerational Instagram photo

y'all have seen this guy, right? he is 100% the hottest

how many björk remixes are there, really?

yea i'm still doing this thing with my fashion dude who is 22 and it's fun, we talk about models and designers and listen to songs too

hey great thread title btw

it's been years since i did any sort of telecom sex but i used to enjoy it quite a lot, both phone and chat

who wants to cyber *undoes top shirt button*

yea i've definitely been known to dabble

and my designer's out of town so i'm a little concerned about a relapse

how many björk remixes are there, really?

― clouds, Thursday, March 27, 2014 6:36 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like a shit ton

this is him + me btw

http://cdn.stereogum.com/files/2014/03/DSC_1701.jpg

He looks happy to see you, is cold, or both.

<3

damn i'm def trying to date a dude in their 20s when i'm 55

good luck

i hope eventually i will stop feeling the urge to date altogether

it does clear your schedule

steve's beau represents my life's #beardambition

Patronna Beard Ambition Tour

i would do marie antionette drags with a bleached platinum beard, sure ok why not

thanks to the people who had nice things to say in the other thread before we switched over. gonna go and catch up here now

if you have no idea why i'm suddenly here go back a season

anyway, enough about me back to y'all

#12 is the majority population in bars

I know sadly too many who fit #6.

#13 -- Gays who can't take criticism.

they forgot: "creative" homos who are so busy they never have time to hang, but insist you come to their dj night/gallery show/drag queen revue/etc etc

i.e. the entire under-30 gay population of chicago

I seriously dunno what kinda of homo I am. Prob the technology kind simply by virtue of how it feels like I never leave my house anymore, though I'd like to think that'd be different if I actually, you know, went out and socialized with people.

I'm #14: ice queens.

(Oh, and Corey, I had to postpone my Chicago trip to later this summer. Just didn't want you thinking I spaced you out.)

not with me you're no queen

I am on the cusp of booking a SoCal trip I really can't afford for the first half of July. (Rev, I will still be here for part of yr time in NY.) Where y'all going?

uuuuuuuuuuuuugh a homophobe on twitter blasted my pics to his 31k followers but fuck em I look ***flawless

Noooooo that is awful

Chicken + waffles seems like a poignantly gender-fluid follow-up meal

that sucks rev. did you report the ringleaders? cuz that's straight up abusive right there. do you want them to be called out some more or do you want it to die down...

I reported everyone who tweeted at me or tweeted my pic and blocked everyone who faved or RTed.

Rev that is shady as fuck, I am way sorry that that happened :(

That OUT article basically seems to list the same type of person over and over

Right. A gay person.

Jenni Olson picks a LGBTQ film canon of 25 (I did not know about The Watermelon Woman til recently).

http://www.fandor.com/keyframe/the-essential-lgbtq

That sounds all kinds of messed up.

I know I prolly shouldn't bump this thread for a few reasons:
(1) I've made an ass of myself on ilx in very real and concrete ways
(2) I've tried to bump the gay threads before saying I would stick around and I totally failed at that
(3) I've been a dick to people on ilx and on the gay threads before
And
(4) I've made an ass of myself with people from ilx irl before
BUT
Here I am anyway because? What's the worst that could happen and
I miss it. So. Who's still alive? Did anyone keep this tradition going? I'll search new answers now too.

Hi surm. I like your chutzpah. I have done all the things you listed. Ultimately though why not keep on stumbling on.

I’m increasingly gay with each passing year. Last year my beard turned 1/3 gray in 6 months. 2018 was a rough one, 2019 is already better.

I miss hordes of p town types all in a giant room singing along to whatever they sing along to now BUT i’m still enjoying a pit stop in a tiny town. Tonight the stars are just so clear it looks somehow extra-dimensional.

:-) thank you for your kindness and i'm glad you posted. did i know you five years ago? was it the same username and i've forgotten? all the mistakes i've made.... i regret them deeply, but stumble i will. i'm glad to hear 2019 is already better for you than the shit show that was 2018. i am finally beginning to feel that way too. i can totally relate to the beard.

are you on a road trip?

Hi surm

I like that you bumped this thread because it reminded me of the happier days

omg hiiiiiii!!! i'm glad you like it. how are you?

I don't know!

I did an orchestral arrangement for Christine & The Queens today for her appearance on the French Grammies, that was fun. The song is "La Marcheuse" and it's a really beautiful song

My bf wants to cheat on me, which is interesting! I am getting a cold sore rn so I think I'm going to give him my blessing, the cheater's blessing, go enjoy strange dick while I ointment my lip

ha! ok your day sounds truly wonderful, i hope you feel proud AF. and i guess you and your bf have never done the open thing?

It's kind of imposed upon me. He fucks around and I'm having to learn to deal with it. It's odd! We have such a great sex life but his wandering eye is a constant. Considering how previous relationships I've had have been devastated by cheating and/or lying-about-cheating I'm trying to grow up and live with it

My week has been strange. Somebody who owed me an apology, but from whom I never in my wildest dreams expected an apology, called me and apologized a couple of days ago and I started crying a lot and that was a good thing

i miss y'all

xp that's a beautiful thing. that happened to me once and it changed my life, i'm still in touch with that friend and her apology forever changed our lives.

i would say.... you're definitely not a child bc you prefer monogamy. easy to forget that in this day and age when everybody's open. i think it's important for both people to feel like they're not giving up too much.

clouds!!!!

Hi clouds!

I would prefer monogamy, but I love this man wholeheartedly and if he wants to fuck other men then I want to meet that need, rather than have him sit around wanting to fuck other men and resent me for imposing boundaries on him

totally hear that. we've been open for years--in fact my boo just got home from a date--so i feel you 100%.

clouds how's life?

surm, I missed you making an ass of yourself on ilx in very real and concrete ways, sadly! lovely to see you! and clouds!

good morning!

surm, I wish I ran into u in ft greene more often

Jed, that's so nice to hear for some odd reason! Alfred! Morbz! Morbz it would be lovely to grab a drink in the neighborhood soon. I hope everyone's off to a relaxing weekend.

surm, I hung out with Morbs and j0rdan last Saturday. Wish you'd been there.

Hola Surm!

PLAX I WAS WAITING FOR YOU
Thank you for being here
Xp Alfred that sounds excellent. Jordan has always been a true gentleman. I remember the time I ran into him at a club in NYC, I just wanted to put him in my pocket like a lucky penny.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/id/thumb/6/63/L28835.jpg/220px-L28835.jpg

<3 <3 <3 plax what will you do today?

now that we've all met for virtual brunch, surm, can you start a winter '19 gay thread?

omg im stuck in a library writing an incredibly boring essay about the use of research evidence in public policy.

its raining.

I'm also in the library and it's raining.

I'm Also in the Library and It's Raining: WINTER 2018/2019 GAY THREAD