Internet Dating

^ what the hell is your problem?

Kate likes to pick certain threads and pretend they're her apartment -- it's this whole thing

Thread squatting is fun!

not so much when people yell at you

:(

It's capitals, it's not actually loud.

not so much when people yell CAPITAL at you

anyway, internet dating is rad. helped me out some years back when i got out of a super LTR and had no idea how to shot dating.

You wander into a thread and you pick on the spelling of a very obviously very drunk person - WOW, US DRUNKES NOT KNOWN FOR BEING VERY GOOD SPELLERS, US, WORSE THAN CATS YOU KNOW - and then wonder why they get cranky about it.

i've had ahlf a abottle of vodka, thats my fucking excuse.

I CAN SHOUT!!!! I'M GETTING LOUD WITH YOU!!!!

this excuse that I'm making, is it good enough for what you're paying?

I SAID I CAN SHOUT!!!!

i think you have me confused with someone else, madam

[edging towards door]

Dude, chillax, it's a Soulwax song.

it's not you it's the V-talking

Kate, this is probably a bad time to get reasonable with you, but when you post something as hilarious as "nad cabin" to ILX, you can probably expect people to pick that up and run with it in ways that are in no sense picking on or making fun of you. (No one was picking on whoever introduced "grebt" either.) Anyway, if I had invented nad cabins I would be proud.

honestly, i had no idea that was yours, kate. i just knew it was fucking genius. you should wear your nad cabin with pride.

it's fucking stupid and i fucking hate it, but hey, apparently the shouting woman from the Soulwax song hates the song as well, so who knows.

I have no sense of humour at the best of times, and even less when I'm drunked.

And I've just realised I really really DON'T want to go on this date tomorrow.

Which is what got me on the stupid fucking stupid thread in the stupid first stupid place.

Why am I even doing this? I ahte dating,I hate men and I hate the internet.

Why am I even doing this? I ahte dating,I hate men and I hate the internet.

Do you hate the internet because you can't get a man to date from said internet?

WTF is wrong with those people?

Actually ha hahahahahaha, that is hilarious.

It has cheered me up since stupid crookedeye potter manwoman drunk painting debacle.

OK, htat was funny for 1.30 but now it is no longer. Shut up stupid sunglassed glowing neon people with dodgy hair.

x-post no I just fucking hate hte internet becuase it's full of fucking people and I hate people.

most of us aren't real people tho.

No you don't, you're just a bit drunk and grumpy.
Or, you really do hate the net and you should turn it off and have a drunken jam along to some songs with your V nice guitar and then watch a sad film and have a good cry and fall asleep!

plus not totally kill vodka bottle or u will be useless for date tomorrow

to be fair, kate's right about the internet being a huge arena of filth.

(and i don't mean filth=great porn)

(altho..)

drunk kate is actually pretty awesome

how much have you drank?

drunk, kate haw

i got kicked out of a bar tonight for sneaking in vodka... FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK... I like to eat at wild wing cafe. they probably wont remember me on 2fer todays if I go and at the other side with my family anyways.

I must be a dumb shit for getting caught spiking my drink though. GOD DAMN ME

i guess paying nothing on bar fees is worth getting caught though.. spiking a drink is chap as hell

They'll remember someone who did that, trust me.

Also that is a great thing to do on a date, almost as great as the kid I rang up once who was on his first date w/a girl and he had shoved about 40 DVDs into his backpack. 'oops lol you're an accomplice and can never come in here again.'

I mean srsly their face will be etched on your memory forever. MAYBE if you come in a year later having lost or gained 100 lbs you have a chance.

fwiw i wear nad bagins with great pride

nad cabins*

Both men and women have nads: fact!

defin nades if u will plz ms abbott

Nads is short for gonads, which is why testicles are sometimes called 'nads.' However, a gonad is merely an organ that makes gametes (reproductive cells), meaning both ovaries and testes are 'nads.'

NB I may be doing the equivalent Lucy explaining various trees to Linus.

Fascinating imo!!

nad bagins!

Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That's what Nad Bagins hates -
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!

I love life, lookin good, I like to move it, I like dinner with friends with a good bottle of wine, I am not thirsty after drinking , I am not hungry after eating, I am no longer tired after sleeping, I am not cold after adding a layer, love sports, I live life to the fullest, no snob, no lie, simple, exercices, travels, positive, don't bite etc etc etc lookin for a partner someone who knows how to ride without holding on actually that was supposed to be a parody of generic profiles on internet dating sites but ya it needs some serious rewriting

must add bit about authenticity

I have such a fucking hangover and I still have to go on this date this afternoon.

I think I needed a good cry and a little temper tantrum, like sometimes you need a massive thunderstorm after an oppressive muggy day.

I still don't see what's so funny about "nad cabin" but if it amuses you...

I don't hate the internet. What I hate right now, is that this little tiny silver box feels like the only window I have on life right now. And that really sucks.

i've just registered nadcabinfever.com

I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.

(From now on I will only answer to this thread in shouted song lyrics.)

http://www.itusozluk.com/img.php/6e9a0a7dec12e1545db98fc4524dc49512015/xanax

"Tell me, do you ever stop shouting at the lower orders?"

"NEVER"