come anticipate Kevin Sarbo as an evil atheist philosophy professor in the new film from Pure Flix Entertainment, GOD'S NOT DEAD

Ugh, Emily Watson is in this thing?

Get a new agent, Emily Watson!

Dang, this sounds pretty evil.

7-year-old Pepper Flint Busbee

There is a motherfucker in the building I'm in with a God's Not Dead hat on. A HAT. this film had MERCHANDISE?

large market yearning to spend tastelessly

I feel like approaching him and breaking the bad news

Oh, Melissa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxz-Y-c2UUc

GOD'S NOT DEAD 2: NOT DEADER

Just tell me how many shirtless scenes Jesse Metcalfe gets.

Oh God! You Non-Zombie!

lol @ gavel-breaking judge

sadface @ ray wise involvement

Truly can't wait for Clarissa to finally explain it all.

i legit teared up watching that diverse group of xians fight the evil aclu #powerful

http://evskingston.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/5911032tlv_o1.jpg?w=300&h=225

I sure am tired of all these culture wars.

oh good i was looking for this thread recently so i could post this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKcWu0tsiZM

the overalls...

The stillframe for that trailer makes Melissa Joan Hart look like she just realized she's not going to make it to the bathroom. Melissa Joan Shart.

The next movie ought to address the even more crucial question of whether Catholics, Seventh Day Adventists, Mormons, Unitarians, Quakers or Jehovah's Witnesses are real Christians who faithfully preach God's sacred word, or just unwitting minions of Satan.

although the video mordy posted raised some great points in a humorous way, theres really nothing funny about how fascist liberals are ruining our education system

i can't believe classes have started awarding grades based on relative privilege. it's a scandal.

i want to go to a school where u get a free trip to NYC for getting the best test score

it really goes to show how ppl who carry around research papers divided with a surprisingly large number of black binder clips to their first day of class are undervalued in our society but ppl who wear really cool-looking overalls get all the credit. a strong condemnation of our image obsessed, social-media addicted society

One thing it did accurately depict is that the gay classmate is always the dumbest.

well i mean really what gay careers need advanced mathematics? architecture and maybe high-end identity fraud and thats it

exciting new preview of god's not dead 2:

https://frinkiac.com/meme/S05E19/1271552.jpg?b64lines=IEEgUFJBWUVSISBBIFBSQVlFUiBJTiBBCiBQVUJMSUMgU0NIT09MISBHT0QgSEFTIE5PCiBQTEFDRSBXSVRISU4gVEhFU0UgV0FMTFMsCiBKVVNUIExJS0UgRkFDVFMgSEFWRSBOTwogUExBQ0UgV0lUSElOIE9SR0FOSVpFRAogUkVMSUdJT04h

i watched the first one a few days ago. it's quite bad! great ending though. imagine how annoyed you'd be if you were dying in agony and some chirpy asshole started trying to convert you

♫ god's not dead / he's surely alive ♫

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxz-Y-c2UUc

feat. teenage witch and leland BOB palmer

sry already posted upthread. goddamnit

just realized now that Sorbo's been misspelled in the thread title for a few years now.

maybe the "a" is for atheist?

so this is more a "spiritual sequel" than a literal sequel?

(in more ways than one, obv)

they had so many strawmen to choose from, I think they probably will do fine

as long as the next one is in 3-D

God's Not D3A-D

And the early reviews are in!

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/filmchat/2016/03/review-gods-not-dead-2-dir-harold-cronk-2016.html

Interestingly, the reviewer follows the conceit of the filmmakers, and refers to everyone as "Christians" as opposed to the far more accurate descriptor "white Evangelicals"

previews for this are abt to either make me pay for ad free hulu or abandon western civilization forever as a lost cause

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d91DJm0OnMw

the original was hilarious, not sure if i have the patience to put up with another

Now the same company is doing a Columbine story

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt4950110/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=bI8LYSAUZCU

Oh it's a Newsboys ref: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_Ashamed

http://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/jul/30/korie-and-sadie-robertson-duck-dynasty-join-cast-f/?page=all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI8LYSAUZCU

fwiw that isn't the student who was supposedly asked if she believed in god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhe8KhSxWGo

Robert Forster?!

that mustache is unfortunately evidence for the defense

gettin some Zodiac vibes from the costuming/art direction

I might be supportive if this film is a 2.5 hour court case where a Federal judge is finally forced to admit "Christ exists" before taking off his glasses and walking out of the courtroom...

...by way of opening a window, and the courtroom is unfortunately on the 70th floor

oh this is about Lee Strobel?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

lol the book this was based on got a rebuttal (not uncommon for non-fiction books of this type but typically it is the the atheist's book that gets 3 or 4 rebuttal books from angry theologians).

https://www.amazon.com/Case-Against-Christ-Testament-Reverend/dp/1578840058