Girl, you must be a teaspoonful because you are the amount that a teaspoon can hold.

x-post

Xpost?

forgoes transient pleasure of stupid memes, that man does

Girl, you must be a chap because you are informal A man or boy; a fellow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

...and is the goal of human evolution.

Wow, that's a hell of a compliment.

oh u can't submit words? I had one that occurred to me.

Girl, you must be a predator because you are an organism that lives by preying on other organisms.

https://twitter.com/are_u_a_bot

Boy, you must be a nightingale because you are a European songbird (Luscinia megarhynchos) with reddish-brown plumage, noted for the melodious song of the male at night during the breeding season.

Boy, you must be an autopilot because you are automatic pilot.

Girl, you must be a jenny because you are the female of certain animals, especially the donkey and the wren.

Boy, you must be a meringue because you are a small pastry shell or cake made of stiffly beaten, baked egg whites and sugar, often containing fruit or nutmeats.

Boy, you must be a symmetry because you are beauty as a result of balance or harmonious arrangement.

Girl, you must be this thread because you are still not funny after all this time.

Girl, you must be a trolling because you are present participle of troll.

Here I go a-trolling

Girl, you must be an in-joke because your primary purpose is to consolidate in-group identification

Boy, you must be a perversity because you are an instance of being perverse.

Girl, you must be a comic because you are a comedian.

Girl, you must be an ILX thread post because you are a post on an ILX thread.

Girl, you must be a girl because you are a young or relatively young woman.

Girl, you must be the Ahnenerbe-SS because you abuse archaeology in the service of an ideology of race hate and bizarre crypto-religion of pan-germanic mysticism.

http://nonsense.x2d.org/

not really as good but w/e

Stew and rum shoots pineapples with a machinegun.

Wondrous awe lies ahead, what with the future yet to come.

I.. yeah.

Stupidity is a storyteller without equal.

Boy, you must be really something because you are a substance which exists independently of my perception.

Girl, you must be a Bigfoot because you are a very large, hairy, humanlike creature purported to inhabit the Pacific Northwest and Canada. Also called Sasquatch.

damn, girl

― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, November 20, 2013 11:30 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ still made me burst into audible laughter

Girl, you must be a nozzle because you are a projecting part with an opening, as at the end of a hose, for regulating and directing a flow of fluid.

http://nonsense.x2d.org/

Sex is a storyteller without equal.

Sex is often one floor above you.

Boy, you must be an innard because you are entrail; gut; intestine.

Girl, you must be a prelate because you are a high-ranking member of the clergy, especially a bishop.

Girl, you must be a schooner because you are a fore-and-aft rigged sailing vessel having at least two masts, with a foremast that is usually smaller than the other masts.

Girl, you must be a robin because you are a small Old World bird (Erithacus rubecula) having an orange breast and a brown back. Also called robin redbreast

Girl, you must be a Girl, you must be joke because you follow the format Girl, you must be followed by a noun and an explanation of why you resemble that noun.

Girl, you must be an autobiography because you are the biography of a person written by that person.

girl are u the new health care bill? cuz ur skinny, ur mysterious, and ur gonna fuck me

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) July 27, 2017

<3

lol

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