Girl, you must be a teaspoonful because you are the amount that a teaspoon can hold.

Girl, you must be a miller because you are a milling machine

Girl, you must be a gravy because you are the juices that drip from cooking meat.

Boy, you must be a cadmium because you are a soft, bluish-white metallic element occurring primarily in zinc, copper, and lead ores, that is easily cut with a knife and is used in low-friction, fatigue-resistant alloys, solders, dental amalgams, nickel-cadmium storage batteries, nuclear reactor shields, and in rustproof electroplating. Atomic number 48; atomic weight 112.41; melting point 320.9°C; boiling point 765°C; specific gravity 8.65; valence 2... hey, where are you going?

Girl, you must be a squid because you are any of various marine cephalopod mollusks of the genus Loligo and related genera, having a usually elongated body, ten arms surrounding the mouth, a vestigial internal shell, and a pair of triangular or rounded fins.

Boy, you must be a penetration because you are the power or ability to penetrate.

Girl, you must be a squall because you are a loud, harsh cry.

Girl, you must be a squid because you are any of various marine cephalopod mollusks of the genus Loligo and related genera, having a usually elongated body, ten arms surrounding the mouth, a vestigial internal shell, and a pair of triangular or rounded fins.

NB May be an actual pickup line in Japan.

Girl, you must be a beating because you are physics The periodic variation in amplitude of a wave produced by the superposition of two waves of different frequencies, resulting in segments of louder, and then quieter, sound.

Shoo be doo be dooo

Boy, you must be an acoustic because you are music An acoustic instrument.

(wasn't there an electric above someplace?)

Girl, you must be a prosecutor because you are see prosecuting attorney.

Girl, you must be a rich because you are abounding, especially in natural resources: rich land.

HUGE tracts of land, girl

Girl, you must be a mug because you are a large cup, typically cylindrical and with a handle and used without a saucer.

"large cup"

1 girl, 1 large cup

Girl, you must be a toilet because you are the cleansing of a body area as part of a surgical or medical procedure.

Girl, you must be a swastika because you are such a symbol with a clockwise bend to the arms, used as the emblem of the Nazi party and of the German state under Adolf Hitler, officially adopted in 1935.

Straighten out those arms!

http://i.ehow.com/images/a04/63/si/egyptian-belly-dancing-snake-arms-800x800.jpg

Girl, you must be a felony because you are law Any of several crimes in early English law that were punishable by forfeiture of land or goods and by possible loss of life or a bodily part.

Girl, you must be an accelerator because you are physics A particle accelerator.

Rama lama lama, fa fa fa

Boy, you must be a standpoint because you are a position from which things are considered or judged; a point of view.

Boy, we are all standpoints!

Boy, you must be an inanity because you are something empty of meaning or sense.

:(

is this thread meant to be funny?

Results may vary.

Boy, you must be a superman because you are an ideal superior man who, according to Nietzsche, forgoes transient pleasure, exercises creative power, lives at a level of experience beyond standards of good and evil, and is the goal of human evolution. Also called overman.

x-post

Xpost?

forgoes transient pleasure of stupid memes, that man does

Girl, you must be a chap because you are informal A man or boy; a fellow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

...and is the goal of human evolution.

Wow, that's a hell of a compliment.

oh u can't submit words? I had one that occurred to me.

Girl, you must be a predator because you are an organism that lives by preying on other organisms.

https://twitter.com/are_u_a_bot

Boy, you must be a nightingale because you are a European songbird (Luscinia megarhynchos) with reddish-brown plumage, noted for the melodious song of the male at night during the breeding season.

Boy, you must be an autopilot because you are automatic pilot.

Girl, you must be a jenny because you are the female of certain animals, especially the donkey and the wren.

Boy, you must be a meringue because you are a small pastry shell or cake made of stiffly beaten, baked egg whites and sugar, often containing fruit or nutmeats.

Boy, you must be a symmetry because you are beauty as a result of balance or harmonious arrangement.

Girl, you must be this thread because you are still not funny after all this time.

Girl, you must be a trolling because you are present participle of troll.

Here I go a-trolling

Girl, you must be an in-joke because your primary purpose is to consolidate in-group identification

Boy, you must be a perversity because you are an instance of being perverse.

Girl, you must be a comic because you are a comedian.

Girl, you must be an ILX thread post because you are a post on an ILX thread.

Girl, you must be a girl because you are a young or relatively young woman.

Girl, you must be the Ahnenerbe-SS because you abuse archaeology in the service of an ideology of race hate and bizarre crypto-religion of pan-germanic mysticism.

http://nonsense.x2d.org/

not really as good but w/e

Stew and rum shoots pineapples with a machinegun.