a thread for matt p

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (225 of them)

word

mattresslessness, Thursday, 18 September 2014 23:50 (nine years ago) link

I still stand behind this post

not surprised that passive-aggression combined with a tendency to get really mad about things that are not all that substantial makes for one of ILX's most beloved posters

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Friday, 19 September 2014 04:04 (nine years ago) link

weird this thread was revived, don't see any new posts

mattresslessness, Friday, 19 September 2014 04:26 (nine years ago) link

matt p more like master p "make em say UGH"

the late great, Friday, 19 September 2014 04:44 (nine years ago) link

that's a fire frogbs post

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 September 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link

that's a "fire frogbs" post

Branwell with anNe (wins), Friday, 19 September 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link

NASA: MAVEN spacecraft arrives at Mars after nearly year-long journey

macho nonreal (nakhchivan), Monday, 22 September 2014 16:39 (nine years ago) link

hi matt

patron sailor, Monday, 22 September 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link

*waves*

mattresslessness, Monday, 22 September 2014 21:36 (nine years ago) link

matt does the p stand for poo poo

famous instagram God (waterface), Monday, 22 September 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link

in the same way that the que stands for questionable

UK Sexwolf (imago), Monday, 22 September 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link

i want an answrer

famous instagram God (waterface), Monday, 22 September 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link

fuck you

mattresslessness, Monday, 22 September 2014 21:59 (nine years ago) link

i thought que stood for "what"
my whole worldview being rocked right now

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 September 2014 22:36 (nine years ago) link

que stood for [REDACTED]

it's cool, marriages end. mine sure did!! hi 5

UK Sexwolf (imago), Monday, 22 September 2014 22:42 (nine years ago) link

btw matt i just wrote the sort of rly rly graphic, anatomical & hot gay sex scene one might write after listening 2 autechre all evening. my novel is gna be so good

UK Sexwolf (imago), Monday, 22 September 2014 22:43 (nine years ago) link

it even has the word 'maven' in it

UK Sexwolf (imago), Monday, 22 September 2014 22:44 (nine years ago) link

i regret all of the stupid times i have expressed death wishes to people i don't know on the internet and would like to not do that any more, not that i regret the sentiment so much as the attention-grabbiness of saying it and the tendency it has to de-legitimize the arguments of better people who care enough to engage.

― mattresslessness, Thursday, September 18, 2014 4:11 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can you maybe regret the stupid time you told someone you hope they get raped

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 00:26 (nine years ago) link

awww lay off dude, that's just our ILX angryman

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 01:41 (nine years ago) link

gettin some salieri vibes from that post

ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 01:47 (nine years ago) link

you can't spell mattresslessness without sassess melts stern. i'd be careful.

Treeship, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 01:57 (nine years ago) link

can you maybe regret the stupid time you told someone you hope they get raped

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, September 22, 2014 6:26 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why do you want me to regret it?

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link

all this time I never knew
tessrellness
tresslessness?
= p

King Clone (Crabbits), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 02:03 (nine years ago) link

so not glosst
so matt
e

King Clone (Crabbits), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 02:04 (nine years ago) link

hi crabbits!

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 02:06 (nine years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/52/Ascension.jpg

*dap*

King Clone (Crabbits), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 02:06 (nine years ago) link

!

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 02:10 (nine years ago) link

just in case we'd forgotten who the coolest ilxor was

Ѿ (imago), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 02:13 (nine years ago) link

why do you want me to regret it?

― mattresslessness, Monday, September 22, 2014 10:01 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah nvm

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 02:23 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

everyone stfu and let him speak

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link

no

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 16 October 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link

we all encounter the matt p wall at some point

we must simply walk through that wall

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Thursday, 16 October 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link

as bricks shower down upon our heads

Aimless, Thursday, 16 October 2014 17:09 (nine years ago) link

why did we let this dick back in?

this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 October 2014 17:12 (nine years ago) link

didn't he hand u the olive branch of late

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Thursday, 16 October 2014 17:15 (nine years ago) link

anyone care to point to a problem besides not liking me?

mattresslessness, Thursday, 16 October 2014 17:15 (nine years ago) link

if matt gets banned and we're stuck with fucking raccoon tanuki i may quit

clouds, Thursday, 16 October 2014 17:17 (nine years ago) link

basically otm

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Thursday, 16 October 2014 17:19 (nine years ago) link

is it possible to stop trolling?
just like cold turkey?

i think it's worth a try.

cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, 16 October 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link

anyone care to point to a problem besides not liking me?

― mattresslessness, Thursday, October 16, 2014 5:15 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

glad you saw a place to roll back in the MRA thread

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 16 October 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link

rip Men's Rights movement thread, i just recently clicked on you and you made me feel better about all the other threads.

this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 October 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link

is it possible to stop trolling?
just like cold turkey?

i think it's worth a try.

― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, October 16, 2014 11:29 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sure, just asking for help from people to bump this thread if you see a relapse.

mattresslessness, Thursday, 16 October 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

anyone care to point to a problem besides not liking me?

― mattresslessness, Thursday, October 16, 2014 1:15 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha fuck off and die

― mattresslessness, Thursday, September 18, 2014 12:37 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Evan, Thursday, 16 October 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link

you'd think all of us would have learned by now

example (crüt), Thursday, 16 October 2014 18:19 (nine years ago) link

just one person learning by now would probably be sufficient

Aimless, Thursday, 16 October 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link

be the change u want 2 see, man

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Thursday, 16 October 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link

clouds otmfm foadiud

龜✊ (wins), Thursday, 16 October 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

ya

fwiw i thought matt had been in p inspiring form since last return

local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 October 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link

at least wins elides his aggressive ill feelings

Aimless, Thursday, 16 October 2014 18:35 (nine years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.