CSI: Miami

(his name is Horatio!! yet they persist with the steamy ad campaign)

liked the fact they used another Who song for the titles.

oh, and kim vs jorja - KAT FITE! 8)

andy

Don't get too attached to Kim.

oh, they trotted out the old 'reflections off the eyeball in a photo' thing again.

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> CSI: the Briny Deep

but The Briny Deep = out of jurisdiction of csi (wasn't that the conclusion of that one csi episode? or am i confusing it with the simpsons party on a boat?)

Even I had to look away, that was just utterly yuck. How did it end? I didn't see it the next night. What happened, was the doctor really an escaped mentalist, and the pills were being exchanged for the wrong thing?

Anyway, the whole point was that it was out in international waters, therefore the horrible brats with diplomatic immmunity could be picked up by the Coast Guard and arrested by the police of the country where their boat was registered, and then tried by the Canadians coz it took place on Canadian soil at the Canadian Embassy. Science didn't just win that time, LEGAL LOOPHOLES did. Hurrah.

1) Emilia vs. Jorja - FOX FITE!!!!

2) She is MARRIED TO Old Rumbleguts Captain Anderson Jared Harris.

That's a bit strange and I think I may have to lie down for a bit.

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rich bloke who bought a pony for his daughter had been swapping good druqx with faxor druqz and keeping the money. woman selling drugs had been using them for her own nutso daughter and gave him up, eventually.

doctor od'd but survived. he was completely innocent but felt guilty.

train crash victim had been secretly taking anti depressants, much to mother's chagrin. but that's ok because the male csi bloke's father had had the same problems and had told him that it was nobody's fault, or something. they hug and get on with life.

bank manager's wife had killed him and dog herself and them tied herself up using those nylon ties. his blood was found on the dog those exposing flaw in her story. old csi bloke lied to her about dogs gastric processes being more accurate to predict than humans and this blew all her timings. she confessed. ha ha, you fell for the oldest trick in the book. etc.

schizo artist went a bit doolally and ended up throwing himself off roof.

yes, international waters / diplomatic immunity, thankyou, i remember now. (haven't been watching the repeats and that was one of the earlier ones)

Oh, I'm glad. He really annoyed me and I didn't like it, and besides that whole "Oh daddy, a PONY!!!" scene made me want to poke his eyes out with a pencil.

but that's ok because the male csi bloke's father had had the same problems and had told him that it was nobody's fault, or something. they hug and get on with life.

I found that really annoying in the first bit - where they did the old "I don't know anything about schitzophrenia, why don't you tell me what it is? Is it like Bipolar disorder?" clearly for the edification of the viewer because proper CSIs are SCIENTISTS and would know all about brain chemistry already. Humph. (I'm surprised that there wasn't a whole "if you have been affected by any of the issue on this programme, call the BBC hotline and blah blah blah")

bank manager's wife had killed him and dog herself and them tied herself up using those nylon ties

Ha ha! Yeah, I thought so. Killing her husband was understandable, but killing her dog... a bit excessive. Gave her away. She didn't seem upset by it.

schizo artist went a bit doolally and ended up throwing himself off roof.

Aw, that's a shame. I liked him. Mainly because he refused to go along with all the bullshit artspeak that his agent was spouting.

I think I have a crush on the Mysterious New Boy.

Do you mean Wolf? *urgh* No. No. NOOOOOO. He's like a genetically mismanaged werewolf. I prefer the lab boy in CSI Las Vegas. ROWR.

But Mysterious New Boy almost makes up for the EEEEEEVIL that is Ginger CSI. Almost.

x-post, his name is WOLF?!???! Oh, I love him even more, he could be Bobby G's child all growned up.

Didn't Lab Boy finally get out in the field? Or are we thinking of different Lab Boys? the one with the blond highlights who was well into indierock?

I think that's Wolf you're gushing over. The one who replaced Speed.

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This is a much too flattering pic. ;-)

Are you talking about Greg:

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you worked that out based on the circular wound? well done.

the female csi miami lab technician was cuter when her hair was a bit more mismanaged and before i found out her name was B0T1 BL155.

took me a while to realise that was sabrina's aunt in the highrise flat.

(I feel so out of touch.)

here was me hoping that it was some Lady Heather like character that Mysterious New Boy would get entangled with or, erm, something.

WHO IS THAT BITCH WITH HIM? :-) Yes, that's him.

I do agree, Wolfie has become somewhat more ROWR. But he still can't beat my Lab Boy. :-)))

laughed when they uttered the 'still skating at 35' line given the TH is slightly older than that... all your extreme sports and video games cliches in one handy package, with a side-order of porn featuring jack from dawson's creek.

Who was that in this episode?

We're much further here in Belgium. I don't know if I like where it is heading. :-( What I also noticed is that it's turning into a soapy series instead of a series with different (unrelated) episodes. :-(

and jack from dawson's creek! of course!

y'know, it never actually occurred to me that i might be watching CSI: NY or CSI: Miami in any particular order. To me, it's always been a show hyou can just dip into and out of without losing any greater sense.

That will stay in mind for way too long - I'm traumatised and you are a truly truly gross person Dan, really....

http://www.24fans.de/24/season4/aishatyler.jpg
Not sure if this actually is the same woman, but it looks like there will be a FITE after all, 'cos she's mine too....Oh yes.
Haven't seen Season 4 of 24 yet, but now I'm looking forward to it...

PLEASE NO MORE SLO-MO EVER EVER EVER, IT UPS THE CHEESE FACTOR SOMETHING TERRIBLE AND DAMPENS MY ENJOYMENT OF YOUR FINE FORENSIC PROGRAM OKAY THX BYE

Maybe they're planning to kill him off or figure they don't have to give him props cuz so many other people could play the "detective-in-the-background"?

OMFG THE SNIPER EP WAS JUST ON

(team has just spent 58 minutes on a washington-dc-inspired sniper who has been randomly picking people off with retarded levels of skill - sniper has been apprehended by SWAT thanks to the sci-fi procedural methods of horatio and speed)

SNIPER: Don't you want to know why?

HORATIO: You just killed four people, you're evil, you enjoy death, I hope you enjoy your own. Take him.

...

(doot doot)

...

PRODUCED BY JERRY BRUCKHEIMER

i love coming home and spending days watching this, law & order, svu and OG csi

yes

watching the one where speed dies :(

CSI:NY is the only one I just can't bear.

I can't watch this anymore since I saw something on youtube spoofing the beginning cracks by Caruso - you see all them lined up one after the other, with him ripping off his sunglasses and delivering some cliche.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948
endless caruso one-liners

that clip is actually what made me start watching this show on A&E reruns constantly. I had forgotten how amazing television could be. I really missed the boat on this, the og CSI and L+O:CI.

even worse than the one where speed dies is the one where delko is recovering from his headshot and keeps thinking speed is still alive!

Mark S is totally otm all over the other CSI thread:
CSI is my new favourite TV programme

speed was my favorite character!!

i used to think csi:ny was bad but i saw a really ace episode where these irish drug runners tried to break into CSI headquarters to steal their coke back from the cops and gary sinise and providence chick did die-hard-but-science thing and used their advanced zoom technology to beat the bad guys

csi:ny and l&o:svu I can't really get into for what I think are similar reasons - I look at meloni and sinise being all "hey I'm detective" and I can't help but think "lol no u not"

gotta admit csi:ny has improved significantly over the past season or two. actually these days it's Miami I can't watch. NYEAHHHHHHHHHH!

christ this show has just about the most unlikeable cast i've ever seen, everyone is either petulant or completely retarded all the time. and yet i cannot turn it off when it is on, i.e. last night's season premiere.

the whole episode revolves around horatio pretending he's dead so these gangsters trading in illegal cop killer bullets will let their guard down. there's actually a scene where some gangster says "horatio caine is dead, it's gonna be open season on miami now!"

Aw, damn. He wasn't really dead?

All I know of this one (or of CSI:NY) is what I see on the commercials.

i saw 3 episodes of this shit on a&e last night

i've never seen a show have such a ridiculous use of recurring characters

david caruso is the star and acts like the star but it's really weird, every episode all he does is prolong some long-gestating and confusing storyline while everyone else in the show does the procedural shit, then he ducks back in at the ending to deliver the coup de grace to the criminal.

Never watch CSI:Miami, can't stand Caruso's weird acting. Caught a couple of episodes of CSY:New York and that's even worse! Two completely unrelated cases in every episode (no links between them whatsoever), ridiculous deus ex machina plot jumps (like how they find the murder weapon accidentally every time and it has useable fingerprints and everything), and what the hell is wrong with that woman with the pouty lips and the coke nostrils?

(oh, she's going to die - nevermind. here's that lip thing she does though: http://www.radiotimes.com/shows/csi-ny/cast/vanessa-ferlito/img.jpg )

she was basically the co-star of the first half of "death proof" too.

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this is on now and there was a dead body on a beach with severe injuries and a scene investigator was explaining to david caruso how a boat propeller had almost severed the victim's head. he said '...and that's how he ended up with this hanging chad of a head.'

This is one of the most aesthetically beautiful shows ever made

^

I am watching an episode for the first time in about ten years and it’s visually extraordinary. It’s a newer episode and clearly done on a tiny fraction of the old budget but the garish saturated colours, cheap fabrics and digital texture are fascinating in combination. My other half described it as looking like a PS3 cut scene.