Thanks Masturbator
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link
who are you?
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link
Your worst nightmare
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link
that is definitely not true.
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:08 (ten years ago) link
my worst nightmare is dying but having my brain stay alive and then just being consciousness trapped in a dead body.
I'm Bob Dylan apparently but I won't bother responding to your dumb shit in that other thread
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link
*plays Maggie's Farm*
there is a surreal quality to your online persona i could see someone like bob dylan being behind it
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:10 (ten years ago) link
you have problems with words like surreal and hipster don't you
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
sext: there is a flamewar on ilx, you drive your car across the bridge i watch it turn
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
sext: it's 1965. Newport Rhode Island. I am Bob Dylan. You are Mike Bloomfield. Together, we make a field full of folkie losers orgasm
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link
haha nice
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
i don't think this is a flamewar. i am interested in waterface. he/she is mysterious.
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link
YES!!the most filthiest "sexts" tmi to the point of alcoholism's unconscious or just super horny g/f..
dirty dirty text messages with an "edge" :-)
― color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:27 (ten years ago) link
1ce or 2ce
― color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link
;.;
"once or twice" (excuse the sloppy posts)
yes super horny g/f or b/f indicates sexting flame sex
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link
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― color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link
haha
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link
Ancient sexting:http://www.collisiondetection.net/mt/archives/2013/07/wired_love_a_ta.php
― *tera, Friday, 26 July 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link
just sexted my gf cause of thi sthread
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 01:55 (ten years ago) link
"Sext: can i do some laundry at your place"
Ha!
― *tera, Saturday, 27 July 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link
Cyber sex, phone sex, yes, but text sext? It's just so...ridiculous. And maybe I'm just cynical but as if I would EVER send pictures to anyone. Every boyfriend is just a future ex-boyfriend, and what then?
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:01 (ten years ago) link
then the pictures are just on their hardrive in a folder they never open
― fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link
probably lost them cause they were like "shit gotta hide this real well"
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link
is 'sexting' really like cyber/phone sex, like does it have to be some cooperative fanfic "i put on my robe and wizard hat" thing
i think contemporary usage is just "texting while mutually horny and talking abt sex n sexy things cause you're far away and also sometimes dick pics"
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:09 (ten years ago) link
I may not have the self-preservation necessary to not date assholes, but I stop well before the line of body part photos.
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:10 (ten years ago) link
our sexting:
me: Sext: can i do some laundry at your placeher: Of courseme: That makes me so wether: You're such a slutme: Wow mean
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:11 (ten years ago) link
i thought sexting was when you drink too much then accidentally send a blurry photo of your scrotum to a family member.
― arby's, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:16 (ten years ago) link
I think we've all experienced that
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:17 (ten years ago) link
sext: here is my elbow, its sort of dry.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:19 (ten years ago) link
xp
the thought of that kind of mix up is pretty major in putting the idea of sexting out of my mind. i'm convinced that if i tried to sext anybody there could only be two possible outcomes: a) i accidentally send it to the wrong person b) i forgot she's out with coworkers or something and oops everyone has now seen my pubes and really who is more horrified for ever and ever me or her
― arby's, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:23 (ten years ago) link
things usually work out don't worry about it
― fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:25 (ten years ago) link
it's better to not be careful about this stuff
check
*whips out phone and...*
― arby's, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:26 (ten years ago) link
treesext
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:29 (ten years ago) link
ive texted
wait til u see my http://25.media.tumblr.com/570a34f67f307fea39c80da26fcd705c/tumblr_mpn4kkKp821qhig20o1_500.jpg
not sure if it counts
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 27 July 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
I've sexted, but only with someone I was actually dating at the time - it's actually kinda fun, if you're in a situation where you're both so busy that you can't see each other and just want some form of intimacy. tho I will say actual phone sex is better in that regard, as sexting can sometimes feel like playing a Sex RPG, and nobody wants to be eaten by a Grue in the middle of it.....
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 27 July 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link
― arby's, Friday, July 26, 2013 10:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
theres stories in the 'we are anonymous' 4chan-y book where ppl get dudes to take cock shots & then either send it to their whole family or threaten 2 do that 2 get the cockshotters passwords or something
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 27 July 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 1 August 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
interesting split
― R'LIAH (goole), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
sext: interesting split
http://www.gq.com/news-politics/mens-lives/201107/sexting-rules-when-to-sext
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
If you sext during Tet would it be a sextet?
― HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link
"What are you doing right now?"
― homosexual II, Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:32 (ten years ago) link
Ahem, cyber/phone sex doesn't have to be like that, either.
― Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:34 (ten years ago) link
Also re johnny crunch's pic:
Anyone else get dik-diks mixed up with pudús?
― Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link