I take a whole doughnut and the 3/4 one to restore balance.
― Jeff, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link
xp OTM
Especially because you know they had their filthy pee paws all over that donut to cut it into bite size pieces.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link
exactly!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link
i even called someone out today who I saw cutting a donut
I was like 'Oh so you're one of THOSE people. Seriously. Just take the donut. No one's going to eat the remainder.' and she was all 'but I don't want a whole one' and I just wanted to throw it at her.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 19:52 (ten years ago) link
or stab her with the plastic knife as an example to others
but I didn't so I am not writing this from jail
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link
I will eat your remainder donut. But not if it's maple, bleh.
― kate78, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link
yeah maple almost always sucks, it always tastes like airfreshener
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 19:54 (ten years ago) link
at least on 95% of donuts
There was an extremely anal retentive dude who worked as kind of a business analyst manager in my friend's old job. They'd have a box of donuts on Fridays, but for a number of weeks, there would be a couple extras at the end of the day that'd be tossed out.
Said friend took a bite from a donut around noon and replaced it on the other side of the box, bite mark obviously showing, and the control freak guy almost had an aneurysm
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link
Maple is my favorite donut. ;_;
― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link
Jalamaplepeno.
― Jeff, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link
Apple cider donuts until I die.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link
my favorite donut shop made a peanut butter and jelly donut that is like, ride or fkn die awesome
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link
I like my donuts to be donut-flavored you weirdos
― carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, August 13, 2013 3:54 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this reminds me that I had a blueberry-basil gourmet popsicle at a food fair and it felt like i was eating soap. that made me mildly annoyed, but I wouldn't really say IA. The thing is though the texture of the popsicle wasn't even very good.
― HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:29 (ten years ago) link
it tasted like high-end soap though
I bought some rosemary/salt bread at the farmer's market and it tasted really not v good. the rosemary had this kind of overcooked soapy/anise kind of taste to it, it was v overpowering and gross
i hate it when things smell yummy and taste bad
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link
The high end version of what are you reading is Oh you're reading that well let me tell you what I think about that. Which is fine as long as you're at or close to the end of the book of course
― cardamon, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:42 (ten years ago) link
I drove through Little Rock today with a guy who's lived in Little Rock since 1989 but apparently doesn't know how to get anywhere from Point A to Point B in Little Rock.
"Wait, you're telling me I can get to this place out west without having to drive due north?" "YES."
― pplains, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:50 (ten years ago) link
I'll totally eat a half a donut if there's one there, cat pee or other filth be damned. That shit boosts your immune system.
A local grocery store leaves out donut scraps under a dome near the bakery and it's always a delightful crapshoot to see what's there when I run in to buy a lime or whatever.
― joygoat, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 22:47 (ten years ago) link
The grocery store across from our old apartment always had the BEST baked goods under that dome. Lots of heft pieces of apple and cheese danish, brownies. I miss that place so much.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 22:49 (ten years ago) link
http://media.globaltv.com/uploadedimages/content/general/rotator/underthedome_gtv_rotator.jpg
― kinder, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 12:48 (ten years ago) link
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=a9_sc_1?rh=i%3Aoffice-products%2Ck%3Aantimicrobial+stapler&keywords=antimicrobial+stapler&ie=UTF8&qid=1376490043
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link
the city where my office is located currently has at least five separate roadworks ongoing, all within a mile of each other, so no matter which way I go to work, I get stuck in slow roadwork traffic. it's like they looked at a map, figured out where the detours would be for each roadwork and then said, let's do one there too!!
i am all for public works and fixing roads but RAGH maybe don't do them all simultaneously
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link
Bad brand names make me IA. The new litterbox I bought yesterday is Nature's Miracle®.
― cops on horse (WilliamC), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link
iirc the original Nature's Miracle product was one to clean pet urine. imo, anything that can neutralize the cat urine smell is a miracle
― carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link
Flatscreens over the mantle.
― pplains, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
YES
god, I have had friends who have lived in new homes or condos that have had built-in television shelves or mounts at that level. who the fuck wants their television five feet up the wall? god, my neck hurts so much just thinking about it.
― carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link
The Arkansas football coach still has his Wisconsin house on the market. We did a little blurb about it with a link to the slideshow. Dude was worth however many millions of dollars, and still stuck the flatscreens over the mantle.
The Tom Petty's house thing made me think of this. He had a painting of the American flag sitting on the mantle, leaning up against the rock wall. That also makes me IA, but it's the flatscreens which really hurt my feelings of decorum.
― pplains, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link
I think the premise is that you have a room for casual entertainment with a better area for watching movies or whatever if you're rich, but why the hell even have a television in that room at all if you can't hide it somewhere
― carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link
flatscreen over the mantle is a definite IA
pplains otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link
I mean, you wouldn't have placed it up that high before, right? The reason flatscreens are so cool is because you no longer need a bulky entertainment center to take up an entire wall, not because finally, you can take that Olan Mills and put up Monday Night Football.
― pplains, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
plus one of my irrationally happy things is sitting watching a fireplace when the logs are burning away etc
don't put a fucking TV over that shit. put the tv somewhere else. let me watch my fireplace in peace
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link
Ideally it would have a sliding track that would allow you to position the screen over the fireplace in the off season, so that you can have a video of fire during the summer months
― carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link
My parents have their TV over their mantle. There is more comfortable room for watching TV. On my last visit, my mother had gotten rid of the couch and pushed the dining table into the corner and rearranged the furniture so that there was basically a random collection of mismatched recliners scattered throughout their living/dining room (it's like one big space with the kitchen off of it) so basically we just lie back and stare up at the TV, like being in a planetarium except we watch terrible action movies instead of learning about space.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link
There is NO more comfortable room for watching TV, that is. By which I mean there is one room where people gather to watch TV and that is the room with the TV over the mantle.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link
I am sorry for this horrible arrangement
― carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link
It's like a cross between diminishing the importance of the television and elevating it at the same time that's so jarring. As if acknowledging that allocating floor or wall space at the right height for the television is something you're not willing to do, but you're willing to give it prized real estate above the mantle, where you previously might have had a family portrait or beloved piece of artwork
― carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link
Our tv is on top of an entertainment center, mantle-height but not over the mantle itself. Am I a bad person?
― cops on horse (WilliamC), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
We have a 21" flatscreen over our fireplace mantle, only because it's really the only place in the room, given the setup and dimensions, where it made sense to put a TV at all if we wanted one in the room. We honestly don't watch it that much and will probably take it down. The main TV is in the basement, which is a 50s relic with wood paneling and a bar.
― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link
if you're far enough back it's probably fine
I measured the height my eyes would be at when sitting on my couch and have the television sitting around that, feels great to watch imo
― carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link
I'm more puzzled by my mom's decision to go for an all recliner living room decor scheme than their TV placement, honestly (it is also the only place in the room to put the TV but they had the house built to their specifications so it is their fault) especially since the recliners are all old hand me downs from my grandmother.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link
lol olan mills
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:22 (ten years ago) link
My family definitely did an olan mills-style, if not actual olan mills, portrait
― carlos danger zone (mh), Thursday, 15 August 2013 00:32 (ten years ago) link
trying to listen to Aeternus over my brother's loud sloppy acoustic guitar playing in the other room
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 15 August 2013 04:01 (ten years ago) link
lol my parents have their tv elevated five feet but the living room couches are also perpendicular to the wall so the assumption is that you're just gonna lie down
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Thursday, 15 August 2013 04:09 (ten years ago) link
it's quite comfortable
ia: iceberg lettuce. i'm not being snobby on purpose here, i just seriously find iceberg lettuce an impediment to the full enjoyment of whatever it's being served with. i don't need crunch with my salad/sandwich/burger. i'd rather have flavor, and there are some very flavorful salad greens.
― freelance helgenberger (get bent), Thursday, 15 August 2013 05:31 (ten years ago) link
iceberg lettuce is some bullshit
― carlos danger zone (mh), Thursday, 15 August 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link
yeah it's the worst for real. Although I also am starting to hate "spring mix" because that red leaf shit always goes bad right away and sogs up the rest of the salad.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 August 2013 14:34 (ten years ago) link