The Simpsons: Classic Or Dud?

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We have cable TV after 3 years where I had no TV. I remembered The Simpsons being quality. It is still on all the time but nearly every episode I see is shit with stupid contrived plots and virtually no satirical edge. One typically lame episode involved Lisa getting bullied and then discovering that bullying is in fact provoked by a chemical in nerd sweat which can be masked by some mix of vinegar and garlic or something. When she smears a bit of nerd sweat on a basketball star a bully is drawn to punch him regardless of the consequences. She demonstrates this at a scientific conference except her antidote runs out after she lets her demonstration bully out of the cage, allowing the bully to beat up every scientist in the room. Yeah, paradigm-shifting American social commentary. Did it go downhill at some point or was it always bad without my realizing? And can we just give up and concede that Family Ties was the pinnacle of the family sitcom? Or at least I'm willing to after seeing one rerun episode.

sundar subramanian, Saturday, 28 September 2002 16:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's a comedy, not primarily a satire. Criticising a particular episode by simplifying it and then complaining that it lacks satire is pointless. Classic all the way.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 28 September 2002 16:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

sundar you can't compare late-simpsons to early-simpsons. late-simpsons are like early-simpsons except for the being funny. it's like saying a dead guy is alive except for the breathing*.

(* c. 2002 s. trife)

jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 28 September 2002 16:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Most new episodes are sort of okay or at least have some good bits in them, but overall it has declined a fair bit, I think. Compare that "nerd sweat" episode to, say, the episode where Homer becomes an astronaut, and it's clear something's lacking... it just doesn't hang together as well. Amusingly, the writers basically admitted this at the end of a recent clip show - a picture was displayed, portraying Homer on waterskis jumping over a shark.

Chriddof (Chriddof), Saturday, 28 September 2002 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

it's the humanity. there's no sweetness anymore.

jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 28 September 2002 16:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

actually me and sean carruthers talked abt this and i was amazed when he told me that in the last few series (I can't exactly remmeber) all the laughs went. but if you catch him on the FAP (is it today?) he will tell you abt it.

here in the UK it is diff. since i nevah had cable i have only watched a the first few and it's all brilliant, which me and sean agreed on.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 28 September 2002 16:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Simpsons pre 'Who Shot Mr Burns' = classic.
The Simpsons post 'Who Shot Mr Burns' = dud.

After a while it just became so obvious that the writer's weren't really interested in carrying on any more, as demonstrated by Troy McClure's "and we'll continue to carry on until the point that the show becomes unprofitable" dig.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 28 September 2002 17:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Matt DC's pretty OTM. My favorite thing about The Simpsons is when folks think something is extremely funny but what they don't realize is that the joke is actually poking fun at them.

brg30 (brg30), Saturday, 28 September 2002 17:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah dude good thing the jokes always on them and not you right!!

simon trife (simon_tr), Saturday, 28 September 2002 17:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

omg it has to be classic the simpsons are great i love the way episodes start out with one thing then turn into something totally different. besides the characters are cool and the laughs never really were my fave thing, more the horror of the truth in our shallowness as people etc.

donna (donna), Saturday, 28 September 2002 19:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

i saw the grimey episode again today; i don't think i'll be able to get to sleep tonight.

dave k, Saturday, 28 September 2002 19:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

i was trying to explain to someone the other day that the *fundamental* problem with the show is not that it's not funny (it can be, sometimes) but that all the characters have completely changed. every new episode feels vaguely like an old hallowe'en ep now; there's that creeping sense of "who are you and what have you done with my beloved family?"

a total loss of innocence: homer's a fuckwad (no longer loveable), there's too many drug/alcohol/sex jokes, and everybody swears.

god bless reruns etc.


mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 28 September 2002 20:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah, mark's basically right, added to the "no heart" thing i said above. i mean, on some level its pretty great that they're so willfully, purposefully dicking over/fucking with their fanbase ("homer, do you even have a job anymore?" "i think it's pretty obvious i don't.), but that doesn't make me want to watch the product.

jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 28 September 2002 20:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

it also makes me a little queasy to hear that they've apparently signed on for loads more seasons. i mean, i'd hate to give up on it, but the thought of there being potentially more BAD episodes than good ones when its all said and done is v. depressing.

mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 28 September 2002 20:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think you're being too hard on it. I know it isn't as funny as it was, but it's still a good show - this isn't a fall from grace on anything like the scale of Roseanne, for example.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 28 September 2002 20:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

but martin, it TOTALLY is! i know so many people who can't even bear to watch the new eps; too painful.

nobody cared when roseanne went down the tubes b/c roseanne was only ever a sitcom.

mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 28 September 2002 21:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

before some clever soul wryly points out that the simpsons is a sitcom, too:

the simpsons generation

okay okay, it starts w/ a radiohead quote, and some of chris' writing is a bit lofty, but i think he makes some v. important points here that elevate the simpsons beyond the stuff of yr average sitcom

mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 28 September 2002 21:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

I guess I probably haven't seen episodes as recent as you have. Maybe it is now as bad as you say.

And I cared about Roseanne! I thought it was a terrific show for quite a while, and astoundingly terrible in the last two seasons.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 28 September 2002 21:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't know if these were early or late ones, but reading the 'digging a really big hole' thread just reminded me of first, the mole people, and second, the episode where Bart is trapped down a well, and so I have to say Classic despite everything.

N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 28 September 2002 21:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha I thought of the episode with the cat burglar where they dig for his treasure, and get so deep they can't get out. Homer shouts "We'll dig our way out!" and starts digging down further.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 28 September 2002 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Dig up! Dig up!"

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 28 September 2002 21:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

"and now, our new number one hit, "i do believe we're naked," by funky see funky do, replaces "we're sending our love down the well", which plummets all the way down to number 96."

jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 28 September 2002 22:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

"i do believe we're naked," by funky see funky do

One of my fave moments. I loved the caricature of the two as well.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 28 September 2002 23:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think the writers just lost affection for the characters, and instead of focusing on any feeling or warmth they decided to exploit the most obvious aspects of the characters in very cynical way. There are still some funny moments once in awhile, but it's nothing like it used to be.

Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 29 September 2002 00:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think there are two definate low points, season 1 and somewhere around season 9, the rest is absolute genius.

Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 29 September 2002 01:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Speaking of Family Ties, for me it trumps ER (being discussed elsewhere) as a show in which I couldn't stand a single character on it. Although I wouldn't go so far as to want Michael J. Fox to get his arm chopped off.

Sean (Sean), Sunday, 29 September 2002 02:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

mark p's otm... they're not a family anymore, just some five pronged manifestation of one awful character. i especially mourn the old marge. the new marge is in on the joke all the time now, all flippant and amoral. somehow even the sound of her voice has changed.

minna (minna), Sunday, 29 September 2002 03:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

it has become a big prank, yes, but "the simpsons" is still classic.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Sunday, 29 September 2002 03:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

by the sound of it i am nowhere near up to date with episodes as the characters i recall were still great

donna (donna), Sunday, 29 September 2002 04:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Simpsons kicks the crap out of Family Ties, which jumped the shark via Andy, the cloying baby brother.

bnw (bnw), Sunday, 29 September 2002 05:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

i tink that we've just become jaded to tv comedy and simpsons is still real funny

chaki (chaki), Sunday, 29 September 2002 05:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

I gave up on the show around the same time I gave up on TV in general, but a couple of episodes I've seen since -- the Scorpio one, the boy band one -- seemed pretty damn cool as they stood. I fully sympathize with the point of view that the humanness of the characters as balanced against the crazy satire is what made it all work the best, though. What's interesting is that the straightforward affection in the earliest true episodes was quickly subsumed within the humor straight up but that it still shone through -- thus that brilliant series of charged moments between Homer and Marge on the Mr. Plow episode, which otherwise was just one crazed joke after another. It lends the show a core heart which -- if it really has been lost -- is all the more distressing to see go.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 29 September 2002 08:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Family Guy. Which poss. was better. Also poss. better: Futurama? Or am I Optimo?

david h (david h), Sunday, 29 September 2002 08:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Family Guy is pretty incredible/insane sometimes, but I think it trades in some of the comic depth of The Simpsons for surrealist zanyness.

Futurama is great also, but there just aren't the kind of moments where you can simply think about and collapse into a bout of hysterics.

(like my girlfriend and I last night, when we recalled the episode where Jasper is auditioning for something and is singing "This is the theme, from A Summer Place, from A Summer Place, the theme, from A Summer Place...")

Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 29 September 2002 08:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

family guy took ONE theme from the simpsons (the tv show parodys) and RAN with it. i dont know why people liked that shit.

chaki (chaki), Sunday, 29 September 2002 09:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

also more than poss better: the critic (barring the last couple episodes where they tried to nice-ify jay)

Mitch Lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 29 September 2002 09:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

nobody cared when roseanne went down the tubes b/c roseanne was only ever a sitcom.

Statements like this boggle my mind. The writing on "Roseanne" may not have been as sharp in the "lookit-this-reference-ooh-we're-smart" vein that "The Simpsons" writers have always veered towards, but the characters and their relationships were WAY more human and affecting. Even when the show sucked, the characters and relationships stood out compared to other shows on television. (Compare it to "Home Improvement", for one horrifying example. Even "Friends" is deeper than that shit.)

"The Critic" was awe-inspiring. I don't watch "The Simpsons" the way I used to, but it's still funny to me. Not as funy as "South Park", but funnier than most shows.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 29 September 2002 11:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I couldn't care less about anyone on stupid Roseanne.

N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 29 September 2002 11:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

nobody cared when roseanne went down the tubes b/c roseanne was only ever a sitcom.
Statements like this boggle my mind.

I don't think by saying it was "only ever a sitcom" I undermined the value that it had as such, Dan. But I think you'd be hard-pressed to prove that Roseanne ever transcended that in any way shape or form. Whereas the Simpsons, well...

Best jingle ever = "Call Mr. Plow, that's my name / that name again is Mr. Plow!"

mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 29 September 2002 11:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Call Mr. Plow, that's my name / that name again is Mr. Plow!"

*cuts to testcard*

The Critic was fantastic, yeah. Jay's dad was hilarious. The time when he thinks an owl in his garden is that neighbour bloke from Home Improvement nearly had me wetting myself. Hasn't been repeated for ages, sadly...

I like Family Guy, but it's very erratic in quality. The one where Death injures himself, leading to all living things becoming invincible, was really funny. But the episode straight after that one (I forget which one thanks to my terrible memory) was really weak. Also as someone else said it doesn't have the warmth of prime Simpsons.

What do people think of Space Ghost Coast To Coast? I love that - someone said of it that at times some episodes approach Dadaism. The one where everything is in black and white, Peter Fonda gets killed, the theme music is replaced by Rammstein and lots of strange subtitles keep appearing at the bottom of the screen was ace.

Chriddof (Chriddof), Sunday, 29 September 2002 12:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

"We're just passing Mount Carlsmore. I carved it one beautiful summer."

It's just one big car crash these days.

Graham (graham), Sunday, 29 September 2002 13:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

God that Mount Carlmore part is hilarious, I love Lennie, the development of his character has been fantastic, even in later episodes. When Mensa take over the town and change the lights........"I'm making record time! If only I had some place to go......."

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 29 September 2002 13:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

"MY EYE! My doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it."

Graham (graham), Sunday, 29 September 2002 13:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Top three Simpsons moments for me:

Lisa says something about the Simpsons not being a part of Springfield's "cultural elite," and Homer walks in brushing his teeth and says "Can you believe Flanders threw out a perfectly good toothbrush?"

Bart and Lisa have tracked down Krusty's estranged father the rabbi, and he shouts at them "I HAVE NO SON!" and slams the door.
Bart: "Awwww man, we came all this way and it's the wrong guy!"
Rabbi: (opening door a crack) "I didn't mean that literally!"

Milhouse's mom: "Well Marge, yesterday Milhouse told me my meatloaf 'sucked.' He must have gotten that word from your little boy, because they certainly DON'T USE THAT WORD ON TV."

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

N, as a Seinfeld fan you are in no position to call 'Roseanne' stupid.

And there are loads of great Simpsons episodes - some of the v. best - after 'Who Shot Mr Burns'!

Andrew L (Andrew L), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

the sugar episode was on the other night (i can't even remember what the real plot is...lisa vs. the new girl?), and damn...it hurt how funny that show once was.

jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:26 (twenty-one years ago) link


homer: "here's a quarter buddy, go call some help and we'll watch this."
hans moleman: "if only this sugar was as sweet as you sir."
bart: "why homer, that was downright decent of you."
homer: "tee hee! we hit the jackpot boy! white gold! texas tea...sweetener!"
bart: "isn't this stealing?"
homer: "read your town charter, boy: if ye foodstuffs should touch the ground, those foodstuffs shall be turned over to the village idiot. and i don't see him around so start shovelling!"

jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

yes, 'who shot mr. burns' is not a turning point at all. it got so much worse later on that any tiny dip in quality then is now rendered imperceptible (or rather, inexistent).
p.s. classic, despite everything.

minna (minna), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

lisa: "this hurts my teeth."
homer: "that's because i loaded with sugar! we found a whole mess of sugar...in the woods. i'm gonna sell it for $2 a pound!"
marge: "but the grocery store has sugar for .89 a pound, and it's not full of broken glass."
lisa: "this is a blasting cap!"
homer: "those are prizes!"

jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

''And there are loads of great Simpsons episodes - some of the v. best - after 'Who Shot Mr Burns'!''

i second that!!!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's been done.

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 16:01 (six years ago) link

even as someone who's listened to all the dvd commentaries i'd pay good money to read that kind of oral history for every episode from season 1 to season 8 (and maybe beyond, just to see what they were thinking)

otm

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 July 2017 02:40 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

https://www.facebook.com/thecontentzone/videos/768405663358314/

can't stop watching this, my god

frogbs, Monday, 4 December 2017 22:25 (six years ago) link

the ascension of steamed hams memes seems like one of the few good things in 2017

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 4 December 2017 23:45 (six years ago) link

Seasons 1-8: Classic
Season 9 onwards: Dud

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Monday, 4 December 2017 23:46 (six years ago) link

quite a take

billstevejim, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:13 (six years ago) link

odd seasons bad, even seasons good up to season 25, then all good

Classic Apu
Dud Lisa

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 00:51 (six years ago) link

seven months pass...

im watching Lemon of Troy. if this isn't the POO episode it is certainly in the top 5.

"Homer! Come quick! Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!"

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 14:52 (five years ago) link

"Now Marge, you can't blame all of Bart's problems on your one little speech. If anything turned him bad, it's that time you let him wear a bathing suit instead of underwear. And let's not forget your little speech."

https://frinkiac.com/img/S06E24/685984.jpg

Every line in this episode, I swear:

"Run, boy! He's got the taste for meat now!"

"Eat my shorts!" "Yes, eat ALL our shirts!"

Eliza D., Friday, 6 July 2018 15:02 (five years ago) link

"I say 'radical'! That's my thing that I say!"

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:13 (five years ago) link

Apropos of this thread bump, I have heard three different people in the last week use the construction, "Say I says to _____, I says . . ."

Eliza D., Friday, 6 July 2018 15:15 (five years ago) link

i love how the first half is all kids and their stupid petty tribalism and the halfway through the adults all pile into the van and it's basically the same dynamics.

Homer: "Come on everybody, let's into Shelbyville and get those kids back ourselves! I've got an RV we can use -- Flanders's!"

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:18 (five years ago) link

"Missing children?"
"Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem."
"Maybe that why we beat 'em at football nearly half the time, huh?"

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:19 (five years ago) link

wait a minute... there's a lemon behind that rock!

flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:19 (five years ago) link

oh god when Milhouse is imagining that his camouflage will turn him into the Cheshire Cat

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:21 (five years ago) link

rocky v + rocky ii = ... rocky vii, adrian's revenge!

flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link

agreed that this is probably the best episode of the series, p much every line is gold

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 July 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link

"Hey everybody! An old man's talking!"

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 July 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link

i also love the shelbyville/springfield mythology- the line about marrying your cousins and jebidaiahs line about 'root marm' pops into my head often

global tetrahedron, Friday, 6 July 2018 15:27 (five years ago) link

"Over here, my friends! Or is it...over here!"

https://media.giphy.com/media/JmQAzA0PcwcTu/giphy.gif

Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:28 (five years ago) link

"You must be stupider than you look."
"Stupider like a FOX!"

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:31 (five years ago) link

i love when they come upon the impound lot and inside the bad kids are running circles around the tree like it's a 60s motorcycle b-movie or something.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:32 (five years ago) link

"Spring forth, burly protector, and save me!"

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:33 (five years ago) link

"The town of Springfield was born on that day, and to mark that sweet moment, our people planted this lemon tree (lemons being the sweetest fruit available at the time.)"

Yep, I always hold up "Lemon of Troy" as one of the best ever. Brent Forrester only wrote a few other episodes, wonder why he didn't get used more.

Get aboard the flappy bird, departing gate 19 (Dan Peterson), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A2VDVC4-nM

shaqiri tip (nashwan), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link

Forrester also wrote "Homer vs. Patty and Selma," which contains one of my favorite scenes in the history of television:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxvAZq9Dr1U

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:55 (five years ago) link

YES.

Eliza D., Friday, 6 July 2018 15:58 (five years ago) link

"Here's Shelbyville Falls, Rolling Rock..."

https://frinkiac.com/video/S03E21/uYOQZxUnieaMtgSbX1ojlsSLPBA=.gif

jmm, Friday, 6 July 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link

i like how at the of TOL they get the tree back but it is ripped in half. in the prior scene it's still intact so the impression is that it was damaged on the journey back into Springfield. it's a silent visual gag that maybe suggests if they had shared w the neighbors in the first place the tree would be fully intact. other shows would make this into a grand King Solomon-style moral lesson but here it's just yet more satirical subtext.

also classic is the scene where Bart is making his pre battle "When we cross this line, we become men" speech as the girls in the background are just playing, deflating in a single shot the violent pride of tribal masculinity.

again, they didn't stop the show and have a character step forward and give a speech, this is just _there_. it's a part of the world.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 16:21 (five years ago) link

i like the theme of reality vs. fantasy here. Milhouse thinking he can disappear into the trees and become invisible, yet he instead discovers someone, someone who alone shares his experience. Bart thinking he can propel himself upward jetpack-style with spraypaint cans: instead he just turns his feet green. the old men chronicling the heroic deeds of their offspring, violent young men who refuse to share and in the process destroy the very thing they claim to hold dear.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link

Bart: Hey, stop talking bad about my town, man!
Shelby: Why don't you make me!
Bart: I don't make trash, I burn it!
Shelby: Well then I guess you're a garbage man!
Bart: I know you are but what am I?
Shelby: A garbage man!
Bart: Oh I know you are but what am I?
Shelby: A garbage man!
Bart: I know you are but what am I?
Shelby: A garbage man!
Bart: Takes one to know one!
[COLLECTIVE GASPS]

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 July 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link

i love how they set up Bart. Prof. Frink shows up at the start and asks if he wants to try the flying motorcycle he just invented. so you're expecting it to come back. the way later in the episode Bart is in trouble and says "I could use a flying motorcycle right now". finally Prof. Frink shows up with the flying motorcycle, only to say "You had your chance" and fly away and out of the episode.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link

yes otm the ritual of these childhood mindgames!

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 16:27 (five years ago) link

Bart's daydream of the future people being stunned by his ability to write his name in concrete and use a yo-yo

"What's normal to him, amazes us!"
"He will be our new god!"

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 16:31 (five years ago) link

"Bart! You've graffito-tagged public property!"

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link

sorry if i keep going i will post the whole script

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link

Two rarely mentioned highlights, both in the RV: Homer draining the vehicle's power by cooking a turkey while they are trying to escape the impound lot, and "This is the darkest day in Springfield history. If anyone wants me I'll be in the shower."

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Friday, 6 July 2018 17:56 (five years ago) link

...and then the off-screen payoff to the shower line, when Bart makes Flanders stop, back up and illegally park: [tumble/cry of pain] "Oh great! Now I'm upside down!"

Making Plans For Sturgill (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 6 July 2018 18:43 (five years ago) link

"...they had banished the evil lemon tree forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate, with a cool glass of turnip juice."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT7YZQEHHVE

Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Friday, 6 July 2018 19:33 (five years ago) link

Bart's daydream of the future people being stunned by his ability to write his name in concrete and use a yo-yo

"What's normal to him, amazes us!"
"He will be our new god!"

― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, July 6, 2018 4:31 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"He must have been much cooler than his sister Lisa, about whom we know relatively nothing!"

Eliza D., Friday, 6 July 2018 19:47 (five years ago) link

a part of us all
a part of us all

flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Friday, 6 July 2018 21:46 (five years ago) link

i like how at the of TOL they get the tree back but it is ripped in half. in the prior scene it's still intact so the impression is that it was damaged on the journey back into Springfield.

It gets damaged as they sped out of Shelbyville.

https://frinkiac.com/video/S06E24/79fasnhn7iGDFpR54N8m7o7DK74=.gif

Making Plans For Sturgill (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 6 July 2018 21:51 (five years ago) link

lmao

21st savagery fox (m bison), Friday, 6 July 2018 22:24 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/n8wh2n0.gif

flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Friday, 6 July 2018 22:54 (five years ago) link


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