itt: Joey Heatherton and her unbridled coked-out desperation

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How many drinks do you think she knocked out of peoples' hands at Studio 54?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU_rvR_wZGs

Room 227 (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDNUHvxt0dU

Room 227 (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOfYnVLu9uQ

Room 227 (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

i lovvvvve that MDA telethon performance. she's so insane i love it

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

I mostly just know her courtesy of Seymour Skinner: "That photo was taken shortly before I was shot in the back, which was very strange because it was during a Bob Hope show... I was trying to get Joey Heatherton to put on some pants, God's sake."

formerly EDB (ed.b), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

Hey! Where did the "for" between pants and god go?

formerly EDB (ed.b), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

She and Goldie Hawn both stirred something in adolescent me, but even then I had a feeling she was like Goldie's less innocent crazy nympho sister.

Basil Ironweed (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

xxpost

The only reason I know the name as well. Perhaps she was just before my time?

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

first exposure to her was as a character in a Drew Friedman comic

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

i'd say the peak of her fame was a few years before Studio 54, tho she still clung to TV talk shows / guest shots.

(and was mercilessly parodied by Catherine O'Hara on SCTV)

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

I loved O'Hara's version of her. And not really that far from the truth, haha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i can't even hear the name w/o thinking of o'hara's lola heatherton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBXHFjpoW3o

balls, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

that laugh, it kills me everytime

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

this is a great song by the way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AP1ksJpKc8

original doesn't seem to be available anywhere, sadly

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

EVERY major SCTV character had a really unique laugh! xpost

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

first exposure to her was as a character in a Drew Friedman comic

― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, April 3, 2013 4:26 PM

ahahaha, yes -- Mike Douglas saying "If I tried that, I'd fart like a baboon" is burned into my mind.

The Complete Afterbirth of the Cool (WilliamC), Thursday, 4 April 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQa1aneN4A4

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 4 April 2013 05:04 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_wVh2PLWkU

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 4 April 2013 05:12 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J46VieyY47A

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 4 April 2013 05:14 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHYnb5sRK40

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 4 April 2013 05:19 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMwFBOXeraY

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 4 April 2013 05:20 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGCGIDskCOI

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 4 April 2013 05:23 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPgWvCX554Q

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 4 April 2013 05:26 (eleven years ago) link

I didn't need to go to bed tonight or anything.

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 4 April 2013 05:27 (eleven years ago) link

"I want to bear your children!"

buzza, Thursday, 4 April 2013 05:47 (eleven years ago) link

a quintessential Bob Hope USO tour vixen

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 April 2013 06:05 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7wGMPSdSw0

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 5 April 2013 01:43 (eleven years ago) link

five months pass...

I wish Joey Heatherton had made a Freixenet Christmas commercial.

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 3 October 2013 00:11 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

I swear I don't remember this one

http://secondcitynetwork.com/sctv-lolas-love-spirit/

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 December 2014 04:57 (nine years ago) link

eight years pass...

Still Alive At 79!

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 14 September 2023 14:02 (seven months ago) link

lol, classic Bill quip upthread.

The Thin, Wild Mercury Rising (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 14 September 2023 14:09 (seven months ago) link

Wondering if y’all know that former WCBS-FM DJ Dick Heatherton is her brother.

The Thin, Wild Mercury Rising (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 14 September 2023 14:25 (seven months ago) link


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