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Poll Results

OptionVotes
water bottle cabinet avalanche 5
ponytailed woman being attacked by the contents of her kitchen cabinet 2
"pizza again???" 2
beater volcano w/ brown mystery food 1
man completely befuddled by tape measure 1
tupperware food volcano 1
"is nothing easy?" 1
guy cracking his egg open with a fork 1
tea kettle fire woman defenestrating herself 1
two ton vehicle stymied by... a basketball! 1
saran CRAP, moarlike 0
soap klutz 0
if you can't put your laptop in your lap, might as well throw it in the pool! 0
horrified soda kidz 0
people falling down for seemingly no reason 0
www.4SpillDaddy.com 0
family feud 0
ladling sauce is hard 0
woman who feels compelled to touch her spaghetti 0
boy who puts entirely too much ketchup on his burger 0
older man hogging ALL the cheez doodles 0
kid not even trying to lift the open jug of milk to pour into his froot loops 0
cabinet avalanche #3 0
beach towel + gravity 0
cirque de windshield 0
taco klutz 0
basement stairs klutz 0
idiot trying to stand her smart phone upright 0
BOOBS 0
ostensible soda klutz who if you look isn't actually spilling soda? 0
where's the beef? 0
woman starting her hot dog from the MIDDLE? who does this? 0
black shoe, hopping on one foot 0
iron in the dryer 0
muffin gets the gas face 0
flashlight klutz 0
dusting furniture, lining coming out of his pocket 0
drink, chips, remote 0
disco dancing with the garden hose 0
microwave clown car 0
brassiered woman struggling with bath towel 0


my cat is an eliane radigue (get bent), Monday, 1 April 2013 00:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

that's what tea kettle woman gets for being just bottomless while making her tea.

Vol. 3: The Life & Times of E. "Boom" Carter (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 1 April 2013 00:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

omg get bent, this is already my favourite thread in years, thank you

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 April 2013 00:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

i hope this one's for a male enhancement pill

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Monday, 1 April 2013 00:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

resisting the urge to vote for the all-time descriptions alone, going for 'water bottle cabinet avalanche' because it's easily top 10 funniest gif of all time

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 April 2013 00:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

that is just, seriously i could watch that nonstop for days

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 April 2013 00:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

love taco puss

the late great, Monday, 1 April 2013 00:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

the egg one actually makes me mad at how shitty the person is at breaking eggs

how's life, Monday, 1 April 2013 00:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

Spice rack lady has a pretty fantastic expression, but leaping to your death over the teakettle thing maybe is the best over-the-top sales pitch scenario of any of these.

In general I favor the ones that make the people seem like the most helpless morons ever to grace the small screen:

give up now, no product can help you

Doctor Casino, Monday, 1 April 2013 00:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

the guy with the tape measure is amazing, so inept with a retractable piece of metal that he falls over on the spot

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 April 2013 00:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

and the ladle, i mean

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 April 2013 00:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh shit, that's on 77, sorry.

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Monday, 1 April 2013 00:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

somewhere in the world there is a person sitting at home saying 'YES! I CAN'T TRANSPORT BOLOGNESE EITHER!' xxp

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 April 2013 00:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

someone should film me trying to get into a 77 thread and add it to this poll

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Monday, 1 April 2013 00:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

someone should film me trying to get into a 77 thread and add it to this poll

― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Monday, 1 April 2013 11:36 (58 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 April 2013 00:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

the thing with burger guy is he seems to have made up his mind to be disdainful of the burger before even lifting the bun. he's just doomed to disappointment.

my cat is an eliane radigue (get bent), Monday, 1 April 2013 00:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

beater volcano

gila free (electricsound), Monday, 1 April 2013 00:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

tough call between 'ponytailed woman being attacked by the contents of her kitchen cabinet' and 'man completely befuddled by tape measure'

props to 'defenestration' and 'boobs' tho, as they are words/concepts i enjoy

mookieproof, Monday, 1 April 2013 00:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

write-in for

how's life, Monday, 1 April 2013 00:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

man fails at bread

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 April 2013 00:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

instant boobs

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 April 2013 00:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

how does this "mouth" work, exactly

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 April 2013 00:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

ponytailed woman and dusting guy get points for breaking the fourth wall imo, and hotdog lady for introducing me to new ideas

mookieproof, Monday, 1 April 2013 00:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

electric cotton bud

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 April 2013 00:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

how's life, is that from the "november rain" video?

my cat is an eliane radigue (get bent), Monday, 1 April 2013 00:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

the agony of seeds

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 April 2013 01:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

spice rack lady expression really is something else

the late great, Monday, 1 April 2013 01:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

i am laughing so hard right now, thank u get bent

the world's most impertinent web designer (sleeve), Monday, 1 April 2013 01:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

IS NOTHING EASY?!?!

the world's most impertinent web designer (sleeve), Monday, 1 April 2013 01:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

my cat is an eliane radigue (get bent), Monday, 1 April 2013 01:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

wasn't sure how to vote on this but finally went with "tea kettle fire woman defenestrating herself" since OBVI the most sensible thing to do when your sleeve is on fire is to throw yourself out the window.

my cat is an eliane radigue (get bent), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 00:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

the emergence of these as a genre or trope is sort of fascinating. I wonder at what point they crossed over into being deliberately ridiculous.

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 00:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

xp - "microwave clown car" is underrepresented in this thread tho

my cat is an eliane radigue (get bent), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 00:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

I like the ones that seem to have the theme "Jesus fucking CHRIST mom, can't you do ANYTHING RIGHT?!"

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 00:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

"What the fuck honey, can't you even order a pizza correctly?"

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 00:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

what the hell kind of family complains about pizza every night

the late great, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 00:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

actually this is the best way to eat a hot dog

乒乓, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 00:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

dog on the cob

the late great, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 00:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

it begins well but eventually may cause the hot dog to become structurally unsound

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 00:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

what's awesome is that she's not even going to start with the open face of the hot dog, but rather the side bread

乒乓, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 01:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

stil waiting for them all to load, but based on what I've seen so far inclined to go with tupperware food volcano.

What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 01:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 5 April 2013 00:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah, water bottle cabinet avalanche is pretty great.

is cereal a soup (get bent), Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

iron in the dryer is pretty amazing in its own way.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Saturday, 6 April 2013 03:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

Oh my god these are amazing

relentless technosexuality (DJP), Saturday, 6 April 2013 11:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

I've always wanted to see a feature length movie based in this world, where everything is a potential disaster that can and will happen

pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Saturday, 6 April 2013 12:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

unpleasantville

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 6 April 2013 12:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

the best part of "pizza again???" is that they are already eating Chinese food

relentless technosexuality (DJP), Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

Love it when they break fourth wall

Øystein, Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

i really wish salad lady was an option, she's on a whole nuther level

is cereal a soup (get bent), Saturday, 6 April 2013 21:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

xp is that the start of an ad for baggier trousers or

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 6 April 2013 23:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

write in after teh fact:

a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 17:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

thank you for that.

is cereal a soup (get bent), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

where is indy in fridge

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

towel lady = irl nudist

air dry

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 20:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

mookieproof, Friday, 10 May 2013 05:59 (11 months ago) Permalink

how could you do this to me hammer?! i thought we were friends

ptsd.psd (electricsound), Friday, 10 May 2013 06:03 (11 months ago) Permalink

STOP!

Hammertime...

Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Friday, 10 May 2013 11:54 (11 months ago) Permalink

brilliant

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 10 May 2013 12:12 (11 months ago) Permalink

The fact that I am only now finding this thread may be my life's greatest tragedy.

I would have voted for the woman who can't manage to wrap a towel around herself because that is seriously next level stupidity. She doesn't even try! She just puts the ends of the towel next to each other and when they don't tie themselves, she just gives up. Fuck it. This towel has no autonomy. Fuck it. Fuck you. I'm not wearing shit.

carl agatha, Friday, 10 May 2013 12:41 (11 months ago) Permalink

People like that need to wait for Google Towel: wraps itself around you and then plays you targeted ads.

Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Friday, 10 May 2013 12:43 (11 months ago) Permalink

Although on second thought, this one is pretty amazing, too:

carl agatha, Friday, 10 May 2013 12:43 (11 months ago) Permalink

thanking u z_s

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 10 May 2013 13:40 (11 months ago) Permalink

actually dying from laughter at descriptions in poll

call all destroyer, Friday, 10 May 2013 13:51 (11 months ago) Permalink

The fact that I am only now finding this thread may be my life's greatest tragedy.

ME TOOOO, but thank you so much for emailing me a link to it last week. I love these so much, and I've kept that imgur page oapen for two days so I could take absurdity breaks at any moment.

Je55e, Monday, 13 May 2013 06:05 (11 months ago) Permalink

This one deserves some attention

I thought the flashlight was b/c she was hiding her midnight binges from her family, but then I noticed the limp-wristed, grinning guy to her left, so idk what she's trying to accomplish.

Je55e, Monday, 13 May 2013 06:08 (11 months ago) Permalink

who is clearly this fella, but that doesn't answer any questions

Je55e, Monday, 13 May 2013 06:09 (11 months ago) Permalink

This fella I say

Je55e, Monday, 13 May 2013 06:10 (11 months ago) Permalink

I love it when you can figure out the useless products these are hawking -- e.g. flashlight eater could really use a necklace with a light on it

oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Monday, 13 May 2013 14:15 (11 months ago) Permalink

Is that really what's being advertised there??

I feel like this gif belongs here

Je55e, Monday, 13 May 2013 16:04 (11 months ago) Permalink

Oh man, this thread was even better the second time. Embarrassing thing is I could totally see myself pulling that cheeze puff/telephone stunt or beater volcano.

emilys., Saturday, 18 May 2013 21:48 (10 months ago) Permalink

the best part of "pizza again???" is that they are already eating Chinese food

― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Saturday, April 6, 2013 2:41 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm, also the dad's reaction to the pizza after already being noticeably ticked off is ridiculously hilarious to me. he looks so insulted

ḉrut (crüt), Saturday, 18 May 2013 21:59 (10 months ago) Permalink

Thinking it's a "Stop relying on take out night after night..."

Evan, Sunday, 19 May 2013 01:59 (10 months ago) Permalink

defenestration wuz robbed

the late great, Sunday, 19 May 2013 02:19 (10 months ago) Permalink

towel lady for pure witlessness

emilys., Monday, 20 May 2013 23:23 (10 months ago) Permalink

was this an ad for microwave with two plates bc if so where do i send my cheque!

flopson, Monday, 20 May 2013 23:47 (10 months ago) Permalink

otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:49 (10 months ago) Permalink

That person is super gross for microwaving what looks like a huge hunk of fish, though.

carl agatha, Monday, 20 May 2013 23:51 (10 months ago) Permalink

well yeah, that

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:54 (10 months ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

mookieproof, Monday, 9 September 2013 02:39 (7 months ago) Permalink

Thanks, Obama.

tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 17:05 (7 months ago) Permalink

There's (of course) a Reddit section for this stuff, too
http://www.reddit.com/r/wheredidthesodago

Highest rated there:

Øystein, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 17:33 (7 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

disgruntled punter (Je55e), Saturday, 5 October 2013 13:33 (6 months ago) Permalink

ok what

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:20 (6 months ago) Permalink

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:29 (6 months ago) Permalink

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:36 (6 months ago) Permalink

mookieproof, Saturday, 12 October 2013 03:07 (6 months ago) Permalink

it is a mistery

obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 12 October 2013 05:12 (6 months ago) Permalink

i kind of sympathize with her mystery pain, though. occasionally i feel a jolt of pain run through my nerves while doing the most innocuous activity, like turning a doorknob. only there's no camera to capture that yelping moment!

reckless woo (Z S), Saturday, 12 October 2013 16:27 (6 months ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 9 November 2013 22:58 (5 months ago) Permalink

omg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 November 2013 23:09 (5 months ago) Permalink

They might cook faster out in the sun rather than the dark flameless cold grill

reckless woo (Z S), Monday, 11 November 2013 06:25 (5 months ago) Permalink

FLEE!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, LITTLE SAUSAGES!!!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 November 2013 06:28 (5 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

, Thursday, 2 January 2014 01:14 (3 months ago) Permalink

hahahaa

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 2 January 2014 03:17 (3 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

"is nothing easy" starting to feel more and more relevant to me every day

eric banana (s.clover), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 03:11 (2 months ago) Permalink

god this thread. everytime. tears.

balls, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 03:29 (2 months ago) Permalink


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