2k13 what's the worst enormous tech company?

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OptionVotes
facebook 41
google 18
apple 17
amazon 15
microsoft 7


iatee, Saturday, 16 March 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

prev: 2k11, what's the worst enormous tech company?

iatee, Saturday, 16 March 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

voted facebook, prob google

J0rdan S., Saturday, 16 March 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

still voting for the 'book. Google and Apple have definitely taken a downward turn in product quality over the last couple years, sure enough. But it's pretty apparent that zuckerberg and crew are out to wreck life for our children and our children's children.

how's life, Saturday, 16 March 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

amazon, but they all suck in their own way

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Saturday, 16 March 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

^^^

mookieproof, Saturday, 16 March 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

will facebook even be around in 5 years cmon

brimstead, Saturday, 16 March 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

yes. facebook.gov

C: (crüt), Saturday, 16 March 2013 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

'fb doesn't exist' and 'fb is the biggest company in the country' seem like equally reasonable predictions

iatee, Sunday, 17 March 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

facebook will eat your family

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Sunday, 17 March 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

Actually the real answer to this is "Oracle"

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Sunday, 17 March 2013 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

oracle has always been the worst, but only recently have they acquired sun and inflicted their terribleness on so much other tech.

s.clover, Sunday, 17 March 2013 03:05 (eleven years ago) link

kind of a Bilderberg vibe to that photo

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Sunday, 17 March 2013 03:10 (eleven years ago) link

lol oracle

Microsoft is still kind of all-time for their business practices over time, though. I'm sure Google and Apple have bought companies just to shelve competing projects, but MS was notorious for buying companies so they could shelve entire ideas that might chip into their marketshare.

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Sunday, 17 March 2013 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

oracle's pretty bad. heard from somewhere they played a key role in setting up the tech side of china's security state.

Spectrum, Sunday, 17 March 2013 03:47 (eleven years ago) link

nevermind, that was cisco

Spectrum, Sunday, 17 March 2013 03:51 (eleven years ago) link

if Oracle had set up China's security state the Great Firewall would have a lot of unpatched Java vulnerabilities

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Sunday, 17 March 2013 04:02 (eleven years ago) link

Photo needs Kanye.

your fretless ways (Eazy), Sunday, 17 March 2013 04:55 (eleven years ago) link

lol Oracle, and lol Oracle Financials only running on an insecure no-longer-supported version of Java, as owned by, oh... Oracle

this is an issue at work but whichever management committee decided to spend millions on Oracle Financials when the previous system worked better anyway is way more important than anyone who knows what "malware" is, so IT roll out ancient versions of Java over the top of any newer versions on even non-Finance staff machines and we're p. much not even allowed to talk about it

getting increasingly suspicious of Google (this message posted from Chrome, so, y'know, not bothering to do anything about it) but still voting Facebook

susuwatari teenage riot (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 17 March 2013 10:33 (eleven years ago) link

Actually the real answer to this is "Oracle"

ilx does not offer the facility for me to indicate in sufficiently large type how otm this is

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 17 March 2013 10:43 (eleven years ago) link

Haha I was gonna ask where Oracle was in this poll

Darth Icky (DJP), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

Mr Veg had to take his dad to a hospital appointment at the "Larry Ellison building" (ugh) He made a point of ranting loudly about Oracle as he walked in

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

Oracle measurably lessening my quality of work life every single day. Does anyone itt have to wrestle with its hilariously named Agile application?

a church not made with ham (Jon Lewis), Sunday, 17 March 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

guys you forgot SAP too

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Sunday, 17 March 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

well, and good ol' IBM, too

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Sunday, 17 March 2013 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

oracle sap etc arent really in the same category as the companies in this poll, anyway microsoft forever

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

idk tho microsoft is p fast becoming irrelevant, might be more interesting w/o them, in that case facebook

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

tho facebook isnt nearly as large as the other 3, so maybe facebook should be thrown out

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

amazon is just a retailer so maybe not them either

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

apple prob shouldnt be there cause they just make devices

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

the answer is google

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

amazon send me packages in the mail, I can't stay mad at them

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

google or facebook

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

amazon is pretty amazing, i would never vote for them

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

apple too

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

google i like gmail i google things all the time

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

facebook i use all the time and despise

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

microsoft i dont use any of their shit

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

yeah apple make magic enjoyable devices for wasting my time; and gmail is way better than hotmail i mean come on do you really want hotmail back; and Microsoft idk i use their stuff and it doesn't drive me insane anymore maybe they've worn me down

Facebook give me fun worldwide interconnectedness with my friends while using my data to make cylon clones that will attack us in 10 years mark my words

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

amazon is just a retailer so maybe not them either

def not true these days

iatee, Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

i knew some one was gonna say that and well lets just say i knew you were gonna say that

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

isn't ilx hosted on amazon

iatee, Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

they retail computer cycles who cares

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

iatee they send me stuff comeon have a heart

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

amazon is kinda evil for taking ubiquitousness-via-undercutting to the next level but i guess that's old hat these days. google's evil is more ambitious and in its early stages imo, has less to do with being cutthroat and more to do with owning a simulacrum of the entire world.

google makes all their money selling lil text ads, something they got into a decade ago, im sure they aspire toward world domination but its so not gonna happen

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

eh who knows what pies they have their fingers in rn, really who knows, i guess you could try using their search engine to find out..............

companies generally once they figure out how to make money from one thing arent the best at doing other things, example microsoft w windows/office

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

i mean sure google has lots of products but are any of them really meaningful, have they been successful doing popular new internet things like say social networking, andriod has been very profitable... for samsung, sick burn

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

5/14 in and now I think that Amazon is bad for books too

, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 13:55 (ten years ago) link

could someone explain this part to me?
'Amazon wanted a payment without having to reveal how many Melville House books were sold on the site'
and then later
Before the impasse, Amazon had represented eight per cent of Melville House’s sales, more than Johnson could afford to lose

?? so, he did know how many melville house books were sold on amazon?

― just sayin, Tuesday, February 18, 2014 8:46 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

I think this might mean that he knows how many books he sold to Amazon but he doesn't know how many books Amazon was then able to sell to customers

, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 13:58 (ten years ago) link

The negotiations probably go

"We need you to pay a bigger coöp fee because your books are not selling well on Amazon"

"Well how many Melville House books are you selling"

"We're not gonna tell you"

":-| Are you gonna tell me after I pay the coöp fee"

"Nope"

":-|"

, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 14:07 (ten years ago) link

The coup de grâce came last November, when the cash-strapped U.S. Postal Service announced a special partnership to deliver Amazon—and only Amazon—packages on Sundays, with the terms kept under official seal.

This is amazing. Why did I not know about this. I love Amazon, and the UPSS

, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 14:12 (ten years ago) link

xp yep that sounds about right

due to the lack of editing (i actually made it through the whole article) i do wonder how much of this is accurate, but at the same time it's not too surprising - they're doing the same kind of stuff Walmart did

Nhex, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 14:18 (ten years ago) link

11/14

Many more shows are in the pipeline (including a New Yorker project developed by Condé Nast Entertainment).

:O

, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 14:33 (ten years ago) link

I like the sleight of hand that Geogre Packer pulls in turning Random Penguin House into the Friend That Turns To You For Solace When His Father Beats Him instead of the Faceless Corporation That Heelgrinds Promising Authors

, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 14:42 (ten years ago) link

Mostly it made me fearful for the future of a country where the goal seems to be how to entertain its citizens as efficiently and quickly as possible

, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 14:43 (ten years ago) link

Finished

Ultimately the point of view this article was most sympathetic to was the viewpoint of the average reader of the New Yorker

I like to think that the germ of this article was planted when, one night, George Packer sat bolt upright in his bed and scribbled on a copy of the Collected Stories of Lydia Davis "If Knopf collapses who will publish Jenny Offill?? ? ?"

, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 14:58 (ten years ago) link

Suspect this

(Few customers realize that the results generated by Amazon’s search engine are partly determined by promotional fees.)

is untrue. cf Tim Lott in the guardian expressing astonishment that supermarkets might use store layout to try and encourage people to buy more stuff. Even the stupid kids know this.

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 15:08 (ten years ago) link

Mostly it made me fearful for the future of a country where the goal seems to be how to entertain its citizens as efficiently and quickly as possible
let's just legalize weed and be done with this already

Nhex, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 15:16 (ten years ago) link

lol then amazon be sellin wedd stoked 4 dat

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 15:35 (ten years ago) link

just to see the "People Also Bought..."

the Norwegians are leaving! (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 16:09 (ten years ago) link

there was some fancy coffee/tea grinder on amazon recently filled with five star reviews from enthusiasts of neither coffee nor tea.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 19:07 (ten years ago) link

who grinds tea what the heck

eric banana (s.clover), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 19:09 (ten years ago) link

lol awesome

4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 19:59 (ten years ago) link

what are these "nugs"

Nhex, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 20:05 (ten years ago) link

I'm guessing some sort of fast food 'nuggets'.

Aimless, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 20:07 (ten years ago) link

Nugs = attractive girls
Chillin = hanging out
Grindage = food

polyphonic, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link

http://valleywag.gawker.com/startup-flying-dateable-women-to-san-francisco-like-its-1536122926/

this is pretty gross but i don't think comparing it to military rape slavery is particularly appropriate

goole, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 18:10 (ten years ago) link

yep, fight the real enemy -- hyperbole.

eric banana (s.clover), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 19:28 (ten years ago) link

you said it!

goole, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 19:32 (ten years ago) link

the video is more amazing than the concept i gotta say.

eric banana (s.clover), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 19:32 (ten years ago) link

"it would be great if there were just like a plane full of women, you know"

eric banana (s.clover), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 19:33 (ten years ago) link

well, it would!

Nhex, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 19:36 (ten years ago) link

dateable ages

j., Tuesday, 4 March 2014 23:30 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i dunno kinda convincingly argues that facebook thrives on our vanity but is too incompetent to really parlay that into replacing human institutions and customs with regulation by some kind of skynet predecessor a la the goog

j., Thursday, 27 March 2014 18:27 (ten years ago) link

eh i like google more but

markers, Thursday, 27 March 2014 18:29 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://techcrunch.com/2014/04/14/sf-housing/

wat is teh waht (s.clover), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 19:50 (ten years ago) link

meaty.

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 20:07 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i guess all enormous tech company douchebags shop at the same place for accessories

http://i1.nyt.com/images/2014/05/08/business/08founder-web1/08founder-web1-largeHorizontal375.jpg

j., Wednesday, 7 May 2014 14:12 (nine years ago) link

idk he seems cool

iatee, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link

who is that, the ceo of alibaba?

markers, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link

yeah

iatee, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

fuck that

badg, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link

i think i first noticed something was up when i was looking at dfw's books

markers, Friday, 23 May 2014 23:18 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

That's what they WANT you to think

Ned Raggett, Friday, 27 June 2014 22:19 (nine years ago) link

I am mystified by this result and the margin!

rip van wanko, Friday, 27 June 2014 22:22 (nine years ago) link

seems about right to me? facebook has always been openly contemptuous and dismissive in its treatment of its users in an almost rumsfeldian way.

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 28 June 2014 02:28 (nine years ago) link

four years pass...

Amazon just affirmed they provide facial recognition technology to ICE.

"We think the federal government should have access to the best technology." - Brian Huseman, Amazon VP for Public Policy.

In pursuit of profit, they are willing partners in Trump's deportation machine.

— Brad Lander (@bradlander) December 12, 2018

?

ogmor, Thursday, 13 December 2018 13:26 (five years ago) link

no, it only feels like this is his second term

sans lep (sic), Thursday, 13 December 2018 15:34 (five years ago) link


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