1) "If we had a true free market society...."
― NINO CARTER, Thursday, 3 January 2013 04:42 (eleven years ago) link
oh do fuck off
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 3 January 2013 04:44 (eleven years ago) link
libertarians are unpleasant and say stupid things it's true
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 3 January 2013 04:45 (eleven years ago) link
2 )oh do fuck off
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, January 3, 2013 4:44 AM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― NINO CARTER, Thursday, 3 January 2013 04:45 (eleven years ago) link
3) "...the long Western tradition of individual rights..."
― Gukbe, Thursday, 3 January 2013 04:46 (eleven years ago) link
4) When I'm at the Wal-mart or grocery story I typically pay with my debit card. On the pad it comes up, "EBT, Debit, Credit, Cash." I make it a point to say loudly to the check-out clerk, "EBT, what is that for?" She inevitably says, "it's government assistance." I respond, "Oh, you mean welfare? Great. I work for a living. I'm paying for my food with my own hard-earned dollars. And other people get their food for free." And I look around with disgust, making sure others in line have heard me.
I am going to step this up. I am going to do far more of this in my life. It's going to be my personal crusade. I hope other libertarians and conservatives will eventually join me.
― 롤이 엿 번역 시간을 낭비 (Eisbaer), Thursday, 3 January 2013 04:48 (eleven years ago) link
5) "social engineers, whether on the left or the right"
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 3 January 2013 04:50 (eleven years ago) link
6) "i'm not a conservative or a right-winger, i'm a 'classical liberal.'"
― 롤이 엿 번역 시간을 낭비 (Eisbaer), Thursday, 3 January 2013 04:51 (eleven years ago) link
^ v OTM
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 3 January 2013 04:52 (eleven years ago) link
7) "the lord is my shepherd i shall not want"
― Mordy, Thursday, 3 January 2013 04:53 (eleven years ago) link
8) "rational self-interest"
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 3 January 2013 04:55 (eleven years ago) link
Here's my thing I have with libertarians: they go on and on and on about how you should be able to do anything you want as long as it doesnt impact anyone else. Hey pal, name me something you can do that doesn't have the possibility of impacting someone else or hasn't already impacted someone else already by making use of collective resources.
― Poliopolice, Thursday, 3 January 2013 04:56 (eleven years ago) link
9) "penn jillette is very funny and insightful."
― 롤이 엿 번역 시간을 낭비 (Eisbaer), Thursday, 3 January 2013 04:56 (eleven years ago) link
10) "a square wants to come on hip.... talks about 'pod,' and smoke it now and then, and keeps some around to offer the fast Hollywood types"
― Mordy, Thursday, 3 January 2013 04:58 (eleven years ago) link
11) "don't phunk with my heart"
― Mordy, Thursday, 3 January 2013 04:59 (eleven years ago) link
Ah, but Poliopolice, the fallacy you succumb to is the very idea of "collective resources" in itself. If only air and water could be privatized and kept out of the hands of social engineers of the left or right, the rational self-interest of their property owners would ensure optimal efficiency in their usage. If only we had a true free market society.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:01 (eleven years ago) link
12) "doctors, lawyers and accountants shouldn't be required to be licensed by the states where they practice their trade."
― 롤이 엿 번역 시간을 낭비 (Eisbaer), Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:01 (eleven years ago) link
(some right-wing fucknut actually made that argument to me a few weeks ago. and he cited Milton Friedman, as if THAT would by itself convince me of the correctness of his argument)
― 롤이 엿 번역 시간을 낭비 (Eisbaer), Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:03 (eleven years ago) link
probably too soon to start a 'shit said by every librarian ever' thread alas
― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:04 (eleven years ago) link
"Welfare is just like the government putting a gun to my head and demanding I give it to that homeless person over there."
Actual argument made to me by the University Libertarians.
― Theodora Celery, Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:06 (eleven years ago) link
It being his money.
― Theodora Celery, Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:07 (eleven years ago) link
13) any trope involving the "government putting a gun" to one's head to do something that the libertarian does not want to do.
― 롤이 엿 번역 시간을 낭비 (Eisbaer), Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:08 (eleven years ago) link
Shit said by no libertarian ever: "Private property ownership is just like the government putting a gun to your head and telling you where you can go, what you can do, and what belongs to you."
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:10 (eleven years ago) link
14. "Judeo-Christian"
― autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:11 (eleven years ago) link
Same libertarian also said that crime would be controlled via something like, I shit you not, blood feuds. In lieu of the State, individuals would take matters into their own hands. Pretty soon, no criminals would to commit any crime! Something vague was also said about how this how the norm in medieval Iceland, the freest state ever.
― Theodora Celery, Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:15 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, "vigilante justice" is used unironically by some of these people.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:16 (eleven years ago) link
Ugh that post was typoed to hell and back.
I really couldn't believe what I was hearing. My jaw dropped and he just kept repeating ICELAND ICELAND ICELAND.
― Theodora Celery, Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:18 (eleven years ago) link
on the vigilante tip ...
15. "a well-armed society is a polite society."
― 롤이 엿 번역 시간을 낭비 (Eisbaer), Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:20 (eleven years ago) link
16) I pretty much never have sex because I'm a terrible person and I wear bowties
― Todd Terragh - "It's the Harps" (m bison), Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:21 (eleven years ago) link
Also, every interaction between everyone is to be determined by contractual agreement. I can't even begin to form a trope based on that one.
― Theodora Celery, Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:22 (eleven years ago) link
and though not even Clarence Thomas on his crankiest day would go this far, there's this pearl of constitutional "jurisprudence" that i've heard more times than i wish (and ALWAYS by white libertarians):
17. "the US Constitution guarantees the right for its citizens to revolt."
― 롤이 엿 번역 시간을 낭비 (Eisbaer), Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:23 (eleven years ago) link
18) my social skills are appalling and my concept of human relations is distorted to such an extent that I cannot even make small talk with my barber without quoting ayn rand
― Todd Terragh - "It's the Harps" (m bison), Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:23 (eleven years ago) link
until one mentions the Social Contract theory -- in which the libertarian answer is always, "well, I didn't sign THAT Social Contract!"
― 롤이 엿 번역 시간을 낭비 (Eisbaer), Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:24 (eleven years ago) link
19. Gold standard gold standard gold standard
― Theodora Celery, Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:26 (eleven years ago) link
20. "Why we making bills about violence towards women and minorities, violence towards everyone is already illegal!"
― NINO CARTER, Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:27 (eleven years ago) link
21) fill my dresser with rabid starving raccoons because I deserve to be thrashed to death by diseased rodents
― Todd Terragh - "It's the Harps" (m bison), Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:28 (eleven years ago) link
22. i want to live in a post apocalyptic wasteland literally wouldnt that be the best
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:28 (eleven years ago) link
23. "Mad Max and Somalia are NOT libertarian paradises!"
― 롤이 엿 번역 시간을 낭비 (Eisbaer), Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:30 (eleven years ago) link
24. http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/755/95724968.jpg
― NINO CARTER, Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:32 (eleven years ago) link
25. "Just you wait until Reddit Island is up and running."
― Theodora Celery, Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:34 (eleven years ago) link
26. "no, those aren't real libertarians, my version of libertarianism is..."
― passive-aggressive dn change (zachlyon), Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:36 (eleven years ago) link
27. "the only reason most libertarians are white and male is because all those other people just don't understand how much it can help them"
nb: few things make me fume more than libertarian fucktards opining that they ... and they alone ... are the ONLY people who have read or understand the Constitution. few, if any, of these people have law degrees or anything like that ('cause lawyers and law professors are Negro-loving Jew communists liberals and socialists like duh). and none of them have any inhibitions stopping them from "informing" any lawyers that they know about their "correct" interpretations of the Constitution.
(yes, if you can't guess i've been the brunt of this stupidity more times than i wish)
― 롤이 엿 번역 시간을 낭비 (Eisbaer), Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:37 (eleven years ago) link
28 "other people's money"
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:38 (eleven years ago) link
29. "my communist housemate's belief in collectivism is the reason our sink is always full of dirty dishes" <--shit said by my old libertarian housemate about me (i did the dishes more than everyone else)
― passive-aggressive dn change (zachlyon), Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:39 (eleven years ago) link
plz tell me yr third roommate was a priest
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:40 (eleven years ago) link
the reason your sink was always full of dirty dishes is because it's impossible to keep a sink clear of dirty dishes in any communal living situation with non-integrated eating habits. It's just math, really.
― autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:42 (eleven years ago) link
30. (Pointedly ignored.)"Why should the state of Texas subsidize your education at UT Austin?"
― Theodora Celery, Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:46 (eleven years ago) link
haha I wasn't posting a "things libertarians say" that's my actual observation of sinks in college apartments with lots of people in them
― autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Thursday, 3 January 2013 05:47 (eleven years ago) link
there's never been an apartment lived in by multiple college-aged people with a clean sink and zero resentment
was that one of the chapters from Atlas Shrugged?
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link
http://www.lacan.com/lucasfig2.gif
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:51 (nine years ago) link
So many people being accosted by so many crazoids at parties ittwe are all the wedding guest in rime of the ancient mariner
― Walter MIDI (Crabbits), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link
i wish a libertarian wld talk to me at a party
― lag∞n, Sunday, 16 November 2014 14:55 (nine years ago) link
I wish the ancient mariner would talk to me at a party.
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Sunday, 16 November 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link
it would be dope; agreed
― never say goodbye before leaving chat room (Crabbits), Sunday, 16 November 2014 15:17 (nine years ago) link
perhaps he could bring you a nice bird for your neck
― Simon H., Sunday, 16 November 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
wld be secretly angling for a dore plate of my rxn shot tbh
― never say goodbye before leaving chat room (Crabbits), Sunday, 16 November 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link
http://www.artsycraftsy.com/dore/mariner_wherefore.jpg
me irl???
― never say goodbye before leaving chat room (Crabbits), Sunday, 16 November 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link
everyone olds and babbies lolin at my neckbird wtf
― Temple of Infinite Grohls (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 17 November 2014 04:28 (nine years ago) link
lol I realized immediately after that post that I missed my window to create "neckbird" so I'm glad someone else made that sad little leap
― Simon H., Monday, 17 November 2014 04:53 (nine years ago) link
Sorry, man, it's the internet.
― Temple of Infinite Grohls (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 17 November 2014 04:57 (nine years ago) link
new fave term:
libertechbrotarianism
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 23:24 (eight years ago) link
"Let me break it down for you..."
― everything, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 23:41 (eight years ago) link
i'm sure there exists somewhere a great takedown of the "taxes are theft" idea but i don't know where. someone help?
― Mordy, Thursday, 7 April 2016 18:50 (eight years ago) link
rawls touches on taxation quite a few times but it has been ten years since i read him and can't be more helpful than that
― trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 7 April 2016 18:55 (eight years ago) link
i was eating this baby the other day and ...
― Keks + Nuss (contenderizer), Thursday, 7 April 2016 18:59 (eight years ago) link
Rawls pwned nozick harrrrrrrd
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, 8 April 2016 01:44 (eight years ago) link
The "conservatives," who promote "family values," always seem to get caught up in lurid sex scandals. The "liberals," who prattle on about all of us "paying our fair share," always seem to get caught up in tax-avoidance/financial scandals.Funny, how the best any of them can throw at us libertarians are totally unfounded and unprovable charges of "racism," isn't it? (Aside from being dismissed as a bunch of potheads...) sunglasses emoticonGiven Watson's support for the poisonous, hateful ideology known as "third-wave feminism," on top of her smug leftist financial posturings, I hope they throw the book at h
Funny, how the best any of them can throw at us libertarians are totally unfounded and unprovable charges of "racism," isn't it? (Aside from being dismissed as a bunch of potheads...) sunglasses emoticon
Given Watson's support for the poisonous, hateful ideology known as "third-wave feminism," on top of her smug leftist financial posturings, I hope they throw the book at h
― (main prostitute from Game Of Thrones) (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 14 May 2016 13:10 (seven years ago) link
libertarians get dismantled by the fact that they live in imperialist nations whose largesse is only achievable through big government and they are free riding off the benefits of such. That an they're typically racist pricks.
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Saturday, 14 May 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link
Funny, how the best any of them can throw at us libertarians are totally unfounded and unprovable charges of "racism," isn't it? (Aside from being dismissed as a bunch of potheads...)
Now, if you'll excuse me, this Social Security check isn't going to cash itself
― You say tomato, Isao Tomita (RIP) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 16 May 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/ByronTau/status/737034372046524416?s=09
― Οὖτις, Monday, 30 May 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link
Libertarian nominee should be determined via strip-off
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 30 May 2016 01:40 (seven years ago) link
ew put it away.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 30 May 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link
Happy Holidays pic.twitter.com/ueTMW3Dgcj— Libertarian Party NH (@LPNH) August 25, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 26 August 2022 19:19 (one year ago) link
"Libertarian declines to pay fire department for saving his home"
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 26 August 2022 19:37 (one year ago) link
lol at first I was like "wait, I thought I started this thread", then remembered Nino was one of my socks
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 August 2022 19:56 (one year ago) link
Weird
Family is the last line of defense against the state, the most important countering institution to it. He's just going to continue to prove he doesn't understand the first thing about libertarianism. Some messenger for the movement. https://t.co/cm0XJDwg4R— Toad (@TowerGangToad) September 6, 2023
― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 16:57 (seven months ago) link
never thought a thread I created w/ a sock would get any traction
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 17:08 (seven months ago) link
right wing "libertarianism" sees to be in constant tension between its basically fascist commitments and its bullshit ultraliberal free market rhetoric and the true believers (or marks) are always getting into fights with the people who are just picking up the language for their own agenda maybe we can use this somehow
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 17:15 (seven months ago) link
I used to check Reason magazine occasionally. A tension seems to have evolved between the staff and the commenters, the latter of whom are a nest of right-wing MAGA troglodytes. I guess it shouldn't be surprising that so many of these libertarian types flocked to Trump's banner.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 17:32 (seven months ago) link
"I want to own chickens but the county is now telling me that my property is not zoned for chickens. WHAT. THE. FUCK."
― peace, man, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 17:45 (seven months ago) link
I'm pretty sick of whoever is making up these "time zones."
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 17:50 (seven months ago) link
"I can't help it if you're low IQ."
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 17:51 (seven months ago) link
I have devised my own math. I don't care if teh government insists 2+2 = 4
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 17:55 (seven months ago) link
its basically fascist commitments and its bullshit ultraliberal free market
I don't really see this as a tension. Neither authoritarians nor libertarians have any time or use for laws
― anvil, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 18:05 (seven months ago) link
the tension is when the veneer of social liberalism slips I guess
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 18:32 (seven months ago) link
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes)
do you know how many TIME ZONES there are in RUSSIA?
― Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 19:48 (seven months ago) link
Neither authoritarians nor libertarians have any time or use for laws
i don't see it as a tension, but for the opposite reason, that fascists are big believers in state power, and that libertarians, once you scratch the surface, are too - to enforce property rights, tax breaks, patent protections, the right of their golf club to exclude whoever they like etc
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 21:09 (seven months ago) link
Lots of libertarians also seem to be anti-choice, which does, in fact, seem to be a contradiction.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 21:14 (seven months ago) link
Right wingers are in favour of laws, rules, controls - and plenty of them - for and on everyone other than themselves.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 21:40 (seven months ago) link
Authoritarians are certainly big believers of state power, but that doesn't mean they are big believers in law. Authoritarians and libertarians alike believe in lawlessness as virtue. Power should be outside law
― anvil, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 21:46 (seven months ago) link
I just don't think that's right anvil. I think you'd find a whole lotta (American) libertarians strongly in favor of an extremely well resourced police department putting the clamps on everyone they disapprove of and enforcing their rights to "be free" of whatever they don't want to have to think about.
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 22:52 (seven months ago) link
In Sweden, you can camp on anyone's land (private or otherwise) for two days, then you have to move on
I wonder how the idaho libertarians would feel about that
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 22:59 (seven months ago) link
Yes, they want enforcers but not laws. Laws act as constraints on enforcers
― anvil, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 23:15 (seven months ago) link
In an ideal world what the enforcers are enforcing should be informal and flexible, understood but not documented
― anvil, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 23:21 (seven months ago) link
Yeah, there's that good quote about that (applying to conservatives, not libertarians per se, but same same). "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 23:27 (seven months ago) link
We should get rid of laws so I can do what I want / We should get rid of laws so the king can do what he wants
― anvil, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 23:30 (seven months ago) link
I've quoted Chuck Dukowski of Black Flag before: "Anarchy for me, fascism for you."
― read-only (unperson), Thursday, 7 September 2023 00:14 (seven months ago) link
I don't think theres much of a tension or contradiction between libertarianism and authoritarianism because both believe power should be held by the person not the office, and bureaucracies such as institutions, laws, and office should be for display purposes only. Attempting to codify such things goes against natural order
But I think there IS a tension between libertarianism and fascism. Libertarianism and authoritarianism aim to depoliticize and de-energize, the public are just potatoes. While, fascists also believe power should be in the person not the office, its aims to energise and politicise the potatoes runs the risk of disrupting the natural order. Active participants can potentially band together, act unpredictably, or start to gain elements of power. I think the tension or contradiction is in whether the public should be activated or not, fascism isn’t necessarily as hierarchical as libertarianism or authoritarianism, with a potential danger of power flowing upstream as well as downstream
― anvil, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 08:14 (seven months ago) link