Things You Just Don't Care About

Joaquin contains multitudes.

he's commodious, if you will

Andre 3000 new age spiritual jazz

colorized photographs

Green Day changing the lyrics to their song to poke fun at MAGAs.

Poking fun at Magas in general. Low hanging fruit

Ferrari, Maestro, Elvis, Priscilla

the mid-20C can fuck off for awhile tbrr

the furniture can hang around

Whether or not Rishi Sunak has broken promises on small boats.

the Epstein client list (sorry)

I don't think it's really a 'client list'? I think it's just a list of people that were either witnesses, or somehow referenced in the trial

The controversy/discourse over Barbie not getting nommed for some Oscars.

Mr Beast

Rogue’s arse. If you don’t know what I’m on about, consider yourself lucky.

Donald Trump

Yes I care about his effect on the world, before anyone gets riled up at me

Whether or not certain country stations are playing Beyonce's country song

Things you said at parties that were funny once. unless I was there and witnessed it, it's very unentertaining to hear you talk about a thing you said once. but it works if someone else is telling the story

The Budget. Not just this one but any of them.

wow they've frozen beer duty + taken a penny off spirits. Cue some nonsense in The S*n about the generous chancellor getting a round in for everybody. That's the budget shit I really don't like.

Wait there's a budget?

Dune

which words or phrases I use that “annoy” people

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There's a myriad of things I just don't care about tbh.

which words or phrases I use that “annoy” people

Jack Black / Tenacious D. I don't find him funny or original at all.

I have friends that love him/them a lot and I therefore don't outwardly shit on them, but...yeah, it was a 'baconing' band for sure

Don't find him funny now but I thought the original 97-2000 HBO show was hilarious at the time. It was just so weird and unlike anything else that was around. I only just now, when I went to the wiki page to confirm the years, learned that Sasquatch was John C. Riely omg. Think the last thing I saw Back in was school of rock lol.

Grandparents took one of the kids to see "Jesus Christ Superstar" last week. Made me go back to find "Jeepers Creepers" from Mr. Show. Jables was pretty tolerable back then!

x-post Reilly, even.

He was definitely at least 2000x less annoying 20 years ago.

birthdays are great, it's really nice to celebrate the day someone was born. the bar for me to care about your birthday is not that high! i don't have to like you, i don't even have to know you. but you have to be alive.

if you are dead, i don't care about your birthday

birthdays are great, but having birthweeks where you do different activities every day and tell yr friends "come to whichever you want or come to all" = dud.

not saying that having a b'day celebration w/ family one day, friends another = a big deal, but like the co-worker harbl once talked about who basically spent an entire month celebrating their 30th birthday and had like 15 celebrations of it

ngl i am down

i'll celebrate all you want if there are enough balloons

actually, you know what, i would care about your birthday if you are dead and there are balloons.

i walked past a cemetery on the way to the beach one day last summer, and someone had left a lot of mylar balloons on a grave, i almost cried!

Army's top IRA spy, strangely enough.

if you are dead, i don't care about your birthday

― A street taco cart named Des'ree (Deflatormouse)

I'll go further

you don't have a birthday after you die, that's not what birthdays are, person x who died would not have been 100 today that's not how it works, they died

maybe they're necromancers

in which case surely more interested in deathday?

you don't have a birthday after you die, that's not what birthdays are, person x who died would not have been 100 today that's not how it works, they died

Agree with this 1000%. I will occasionally use the phrase "anniversary of [PERSON]'s birth" if I want to call out some artist whose work I admire, but that's it.

lol deems when u right u right.

We definitely need to be stricter about allowing that. I say you have to specify "heavenly birthday" AND you have to have known the deceased intimately. Nancy Sinatra recently sent one of those out to Peter Fonda and it was too cute to object to.

Apart from Our Lord Jesus Christ, of course.

but most of my friends are in Hell

you don't have a birthday after you die, that's not what birthdays are, person x who died would not have been 100 today that's not how it works, they died

― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, March 8, 2024 1:33 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

isn't this a classic mark s take from back in the day??

or maybe it was somebody else, or in fact you, but i've for sure encountered this opinion here, and only here, before

I will occasionally use the phrase "anniversary of PERSON's birth" if I want to call out some artist whose work I admire, but that's it.

but... that's... the same thing??

but most of my friends are in Hell

Presumably where you go if you've wished person x a happy birthday at any time since 1980 where person x = John Lennon