I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

put funny stuff in here.

no foo fighters.

http://image.blingee.com/images15/content/output/000/000/000/4ad/327105759_490903.gif

foo fighters suck so bad.

it's spiked fucking bat

mods please lock thread

i didn't want swearing in the title i guess i thought about it

there's actually like three fuckings in that, he says it like a valley girl says "like"

also no shit whiney i knew you were gonna say something about it haha

is that from a foo fighter song?

no it's some other band wite ppl liked in 1995

So, so far it's 75% Foo Fighters, and swearing.

Here I am here I am, the Method Man
It's times like these you give and give again

0% lols

this is the worst beginning to an excelsior thread ever

of course xpost

every excel thread ever...

xxp even the one where a UK/US argument about pizza spilled over from the previous thread?

first episode always sucks

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IeVEawIpC_k/TLAaBtXvsOI/AAAAAAAAKxs/mHHydNa7O-A/s1600/Noel-Gallagher-and-Russel-Brand.jpg

crut's post was funny

there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

link to last thread, for reference

Fancy your teacher?

nakh and noodle reminding me why I still read this site (and that I owe both of 'em an email)

whoa, ads

Including one for the Child Support Agency.

good thread title tho

LJ!

correspondence welcome

dude checking out a girl's ass = basically the polar opposite of how Asian males portrayed in American culture

― iatee, Thursday, September 27, 2012 3:03 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and that's exactly the part of the video that everybody's miming

― barthes simpson, Thursday, September 27, 2012 3:04 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can only speak for myself

― iatee, Thursday, September 27, 2012 3:05 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dude checking out a girl's ass = basically the polar opposite of how Asian males portrayed in American culture

what is the polar opposite of a dude checking out a girl's ass?

a dude checking out a girl's vagina?
a girl checking out a dude's ass?

― cherry (soda), Thursday, September 27, 2012 2:10 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ass checking out dude, duh

― iatee, Thursday, September 27, 2012 2:10 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ass bites man, now that's a story

― Liberian Girlkeeper (some dude), Thursday, September 27, 2012 2:11 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Fancy your teacher thread is amazing

otm

http://i.imgur.com/TZaS4.jpg

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, September 27, 2012 3:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that won the thread imo

Clearly they did not take any lessons from the Americans by finding a lawyer to tell them spying was legal before doing it, and also not apologizing.

Basically what I'm saying is that they should have just taken Kim Dotcom out with a drone.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, September 27, 2012 1:51 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LaMonte Young would've wasted him.

― 5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, September 27, 2012 1:58 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Conrad. Tony Conrad."

*BA-DA-BA-DAAAA-BA-DA-DA*

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, September 27, 2012 12:11 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wonder how much that helium costs each flight (the current helium shortage has sent prices up 5 fold)

― ‽ Interrobang You're Dead ‽ (Sanpaku), Friday, September 28, 2012 1:06 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Helium shortage oh NOOOOOooooooo" *voice drops two octaves*

― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, September 28, 2012 1:21 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh that is masterful

They'll just have to autotune the balloons instead.

The last two weeks have been pretty intense, in both a good and a bad way!!!

After some meagre consideration I decided to abduct a child!

Alkaline Trio rock!

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Friday, September 28, 2012 10:03 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

In an interview to publicise his autobiography, Who I Am, Townshend said his actions were a misguided attempt at "white knight syndrome" – his desire to be seen as a hero.

"It's a product of success. I had experienced something creepy as a child, so you imagine, what if I was a girl of nine or 10 and my uncle had raped me every week? I felt I had an understanding, and I could help. What I did was insane," he told the Times newspaper, which is serialising the book.

He said he intended to reveal the financial trail of child abuse from Russian orphanages to British banks by paying a £7 fee to access a child pornography site with his credit card, which he cancelled immediately, but he fell foul of officers investigating the sites as part of the FBI-led Operation Ore crackdown.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, September 28, 2012 8:24 AM (17 minutes ago)

Let my love open the door.

― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, September 28, 2012 8:25 AM (15 minutes ago)

As a psychologist, your quack psychology is hilarious to me. But do go on and enlighten me about my neuroses.

― some white dude (Turangalila), Friday, September 28, 2012 6:50 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as a biologist a psychologist taking blind stabs in the dark and expecting ppl to take it seriously is hilarious to me.

― balls, Friday, September 28, 2012 6:52 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as a nuclear physicist I declare this thread the bomb

― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, September 28, 2012 6:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes

can we all agree to use this thread for the purpose outlined in its title, and not to publicize beefs that a wider community hadn't heard of or understands.

― goole, Friday, September 28, 2012 3:18 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well based on how threads work i think this thread is ultimately responsible for the production of more beef, not a beef siphon

― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Friday, September 28, 2012 3:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you can siphon my fuckin beef, how's that

― goole, Friday, September 28, 2012 3:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my god... you're right

― goole, Friday, September 28, 2012 3:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i just got it

:)

omg, that aero post is fucking all-time

k3v your presence is sorely needed in the ilx beef thread as MOD FAVORITISM may be afoot

DRUDGESIREN.gif
BORADLAWYER.com
OHLORDTUPAC.edu

rip beef thread ;_;

just wanna pop in to casually note the awesome symmetry of "white knighting" being reduced to its all-time lowest reappropriated meaning, Purchasing Child Pornography Online, on the same day that people on ILX charge each other for doing it & apologise for having done it

sorry for coming in this thread & white knighting guys, guess i just had a bad day, i should take some time away from the internet

http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/graphics/news3/SbtB_TheNewClass_S4.jpg

lol

kinda reminds me of the bare naked ladies cover

slight non-sequitur in context, but I liked it anyway:

---

it's like when you are in a heated and interesting discussion about a film at a party that goes on for fifteen minutes and then when you both get a drink at the bar the guy says "i like you, you're not like the others" and you wonder if you gave him your last name

― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, May 31, 2013 6:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

true story, i was briefly in a (not very good) band called Cannon.

― tylerw, Wednesday, June 5, 2013 2:55 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

booming post tylerw

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 2:55 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

disproportionately dying

Shades of estela

hahaha totally

is recloose good at DJ-ing?

― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 8:47 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ime he's not going to blow the top of your head off and have you weeping wondrous tears of joy and release on the dancefloor, but he will keep a good mid-tempo boogie happening

― ¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Wednesday, June 5, 2013 2:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"going to blow the top of your head off and have you weeping wondrous tears of joy and release on the dancefloor" - this needs to be in a DJ bio. Love it.

― mmmm, Wednesday, June 5, 2013 2:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

who's the dj that's going to blow the top of your head off and have you weeping wondrous tears of joy and release on the dancefloor?

― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Thursday, June 6, 2013 12:34 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shut your mouth

― ¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Thursday, June 6, 2013 12:39 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

damn right

Talkin' 'bout DJ

I was at the vet yesterday and this guy brought in a cat who had the most on point meow I have ever heard. It sounded like a broadcaster saying 'Meow. Meow. Meow.'

― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Thursday, June 6, 2013 3:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just cos a cat sounds like a broadcaster doesn't mean it's on point. Wake up, sheeple.

lol. h8 sheeple

http://m.pitchfork.com/news/51069-adrian-belew-quits-nine-inch-nails-it-didnt-work/

:(

― Davey D, Friday, June 7, 2013 12:22 PM (1 hour ago)

saw the other day that he wasn't gonna be touring with them so this isn't too surprising right?

― thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Friday, June 7, 2013 1:29 PM (48 minutes ago)

reposting my conception of the break:

Trent: Welcome to the team, Adrian.
Adrian: Yeah, this is exciting.

[Trent hands Adrian a box]

Adrian: What's this? A present?!
Trent: No, it's your wardrobe.
Adrian: My wardrobe.
Trent: Yeah.
Adrian: Like, the clothes you want me to wear? On stage?
Trent: Well, not just on stage. Also, in photos and pretty much any time you're out with us in public.
Adrian: So, like, suits?
Trent: Well, more like ... costumes.
Adrian: Costumes?
Trent: Yeah. And make-up.
Adrian: Make-up?
Trent: Yeah. Also, we're going to need to shave off your eyebrows.
Adrian: My ... eyebrows?
Trent: Yeah.
Adrian: You haven't shaved off your eyebrows, Trent.
Trent: It's my band. Don't you want to open up the box?

[Adrian opens the box]

Adrian: This looks like black fishnets and shiny plastic shirts.
Trent: That's right.
Adrian: And you want me to wear this?
Trent: Yep.
Adrian: See you later, sucker.

[Adrian walks out]

Trent (calling after him): Wait, Adrian, don't go!

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, June 7, 2013 2:05 PM (13 minutes ago)

That's the opening scene. Most of the rest is told in flashback, then it suddenly jumps to the present, with Belew debuting his new project FLUX while NIN plays to half-empty theaters. It ends with Trent celebrating his birthday alone, blowing out the candles of his cake. CUT TO BLACK.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, June 7, 2013 2:07 PM (11 minutes ago)

New NIN song plays over the credits.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, June 7, 2013 2:07 PM (11 minutes ago)

that made me look up old Custos posts

― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, June 7, 2013 2:09 PM (8 minutes ago)

A+

I'm just waiting for some singer-songwriter guy to record an album in "a variety of settings that were integral to my personal development". the lyrics would be strictly autobiographical, and the tracklisting would go something like...

1. Hospital Room
2. The House I Grew Up In
3. Playground
4. Fairhaven Regional High School (sad & lonely)
5. Dorm
6. Couchsurfing at Eric's
7. Westfield Rehabilitation Center
8. My First Real Apartment
9. Buca di Beppo (Jenn will you marry me?)
10. Recording Studio (this is now!)

the deluxe version of the album would come with a bonus DVD with clips of the artist driving to all the different locations while reflecting on his past. in one clip you see him convincing the owners of his former childhood home to let him record a song in their guest bedroom. he gets a little teary because he can barely recognize the place with all its new furniture and decor, but it all comes back to him when he pulls out his guitar and starts to play, and then the camera pans across an Instagram-faded photo of the way the room looked when he was a kid. it's all very emotional, very authentic, you can hear dogs barking in the distance if you have the right kind of headphones.

― ☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Thursday, June 6, 2013 3:50 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

1. Just got out of jail!
2. On my way to the hardware store
3. People all look the same from the roof of a house (it's your house)
4. Watching your window from my sister's car
5. This town doesn't have enough pay phones
6. Sleeping in my sister's car
7. Combo #5!
8. Creeping up the stairs (it's your house)
9. Hand on your bedroom door
10. Standing at the foot of your bed

― flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, June 6, 2013 4:29 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i tipped $3.50 per $16 drink in the end

― 乒乓, Friday, June 7, 2013 11:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i mean, my friend did.

― 乒乓, Friday, June 7, 2013 11:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tipped u an fp

― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Saturday, June 8, 2013 6:51 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thanks for the tip

― 乒乓, Saturday, June 8, 2013 7:28 AM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh, you earned it

― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Saturday, June 8, 2013 7:30 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it was my privilege

― 乒乓, Saturday, June 8, 2013 7:36 AM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Check, pls

― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Saturday, June 8, 2013 7:44 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Me and dayo on tour soon near u

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sRPw9B-CaGI/S_nABtri4ZI/AAAAAAAABwo/3uPgPoI69pg/s400/Statler+and+Waldorf.jpg

well done sirs

unregistered is def something special

From the Replacements thread on ILM:

thinking of the PTMM handshake as a tat

― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, June 8, 2013 7:14 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What will your mom say

― curmudgeon, Monday, June 10, 2013 12:02 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

take out the trash

― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Monday, June 10, 2013 6:24 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

qual

don't go chasing waterface
please stick to the river wolf and the lagoons that ur used to

― r|t|c, Tuesday, June 11, 2013 4:54 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the point is the garlic, butter is simply its vessel

― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 3:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Garlic is the one true God, and melted better his only prophet.

― hashtag sizzler (Phil D.), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 3:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He's in Hong Kong. He's living a Zevon song.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn) wrote this at 2013-06-09 22:20:09.000

send bloggers, guns and money

mimicking regular benevloent (sic) users' names (President Keyes) wrote this at 2013-06-09 22:51:00.000

slow...clap.

that pizza exchange is pretty great, also liked this just for quickness:

is garlic butter a condiment to grease up your pizza bones?

― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 3:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

by "pizza bones" i mean "crusts"

― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 3:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hah, pizza bone sis a great euphemism for crusts

― 乒乓, Wednesday, June 12, 2013 3:22 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pizza bone sis was the worst Pearl Jam/Soungarden related band imo

― hashtag sizzler (Phil D.), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 3:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The completed review package, including all attachments would be provided to the respective IOU. We anticipate the primary method of delivery will be via e-mail, following up with hard copies as required

oh good ad hominem attacks

I don't have a problem with people pointing out that Bay et al have themes/tropes/an ouevre (of course they do!) but that doesn't make their movies any better or interesting to watch.

― Bathory Tub Blues (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 4:08 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahah oh good more c+P errors

um

― Bathory Tub Blues (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 4:08 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark

this will never get old

Question is, is it an Irv Kershner-style improvement or a prequel reversion.

Shakey, I'm sorry but you seriously must have the single most boring job in the universe.

pretty sure the gap between the ilx perception of last train to paris and its public perception is larger than most things in the world, kanye's ego included

― katherine, Wednesday, June 12, 2013 10:54 AM (2 hours ago)

and it makes me sadder than most things in the world ;_;

― lex pretend, Wednesday, June 12, 2013 1:44 PM (9 minutes ago)

then you lead a charmed life!

― scott seward, Wednesday, June 12, 2013 1:52 PM (1 minute ago)

xpost love that it's always s1ocki who catches them, too

Does Shakey work in meter data?

lol

my job is great tho, really! but yeah engineers are boring to most people I guess

xp

what kind of world have we created where the phrase "meter data" makes me guffaw uncontrollably in my cubicle?

xpost love that it's always s1ocki who catches them, too

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, June 12, 2013 4:54 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

haha i know, why??

We anticipate the primary method of delivery will be via e-mail, following up with hard copies as required. You are in command now, Admiral Piett.

Meter data? I hardly know her!

don't want to meter datty / just want you in my caddy

you guys are trying to get me fired for spluttering infractions!

Sometimes it's the little things:

btw i hadn't thought of L7 in about 15 years until this thread

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, June 13, 2013 2:18 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sound s like u pretended they were dead, haha

― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, June 13, 2013 2:20 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oy-celsior

facepalmcelsior

sadtrombonecelsior

groan out loud

legit funny stfu

that is so good

OK now he was LOLZ, tried to EXCELSIOR you, but you're an animal, baby it's in your ROFL