this is the thread where you talk about WORK LUST and how inappropriate it is
― rayuela, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:41 (9 months ago) Permalink
crushing on a colleague? detail it here!
The two people in the cubicle next to mine have been engaged in a months-long flirt fest that has probably been the most tedious thing about this job. Really really annoying stuff like stealing things from each other's desk and fairly regular "NoIdidn't"/"Yesyoudid"/"NoIdidn't"/"Yesyoudid" exchanges, ENDLESS giggling, etc. I don't know how I've managed to avoided going off about them on the other co-worker thread, to be honest.
― cwkiii, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:46 (9 months ago) Permalink
Having been in a relationship with someone who worked in the same building as me for a couple of years and it's subsequent demise has pretty much put me off this. You can't control a crush, though.
― Trip Maker, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:50 (9 months ago) Permalink
Hello my name is WCC and I have a hugely inappropriate workplace crush on a colleague, it is true.
(This thread means that I have to become even quicker with alt-tab than I used to be.)
― my god it's full of straw (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:51 (9 months ago) Permalink
i have an inappropriate professional attachment that's never going to happen and would be the worst idea ever -- so it's kind of driving me nuts and makes me feel like i've lost all control of whatever social graces i may possess normally whenever we cross paths (not that these were abundant to begin with)
― rayuela, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:52 (9 months ago) Permalink
abundant referring to social graces, not to crossing paths, which happens all the damn time
I have a work crush but she's in NYC now so we don't get to flirt as much as we used to.
― Ogni tanto mi piace un'occhiata del Tevere (Michael White), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:54 (9 months ago) Permalink
Yes, this is the problem.
I know that it is completely in "never going to happen" territory and completely inappropriate and is clearly the ~worst idea ever~ and yet the very inaccessibility of this person makes me feel 1) all the more attracted and 2) become the stuttering socially incompetent crepey weirdo whenever I interact with them.
And I know it's wrong and yet the wrongness makes it more delicious and it's that compulsive thing where you know you are acting ridiculously even thinking about it, let alone talking about it, and yet that makes it ALL THE MORE IRRESISTIBLE.
It's basically not a crush, it's OCD with a cute haircut.
― my god it's full of straw (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:56 (9 months ago) Permalink
I had like four work boyfriends at my old job. Now I am surrounded by women I've no interest in crushing on. RIP work crushes.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:01 (9 months ago) Permalink
xp to wcc
yes! and workcrush is a super awkward person in general, and our interactions, such as they are, are so fucking awkward. if i were not attracted to him, i think i could navigate his awkwardness, but now it's just out of control awkwardness. i think he knows i feel super weird around him. but i can't make it stop! the presence of former workcrush mitigated this but he's no longer around so...super focused weirdness on just one person!
― rayuela, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:12 (9 months ago) Permalink
Oh god the compounding of the awkwardness sounds awful.
I am at least lucky that this workcrush is Alpha Male-ish (ick! another reason I am so disappointed in myself!) that he at least is not awkward. In fact he is quite smooth and friendly, which makes it worse in a different sort of way, because it is too easy to read too much into that friendliness.
― my god it's full of straw (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:14 (9 months ago) Permalink
The good thing about these is that they liven up the workday. I find them enjoyable. Alas, no candidates at my current place of employment.
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:19 (9 months ago) Permalink
i've never found a workplace crush particularly debilitating. i look forward to interactions w certain people, that's about it. if they want to chat, i chat. otherwise, i make myself scarce to forestall awkwardness.
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:24 (9 months ago) Permalink
There was one at my first job where there was most def a charge between us, but I was too young and inexp'd w/ men to do anything about it. (He was a freelancer -- in work, I mean.)
Then we met outside the office about 4 years later and, of course, went at it like dogs.
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:29 (9 months ago) Permalink
I've never had one of these though I think I've been the object of a couple judging by the vastly inappropriate comments left by a few people in my goodbye card at my old job.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:32 (9 months ago) Permalink
Oh I did have one once but it was during a summer job in HS not a real adult job.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:33 (9 months ago) Permalink
I have to really work against mine own natural tendencies to catastrophise everything and keep it light, because it does make it fun going to work, and it does get me out of bed in the morning and actually look forward to going into the office which is quite a rare experience for me.
― my god it's full of straw (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:20 (9 months ago) Permalink
my workplace crush-o-meter is continuously redlined as I work in a department where like 80% of the grad students are beautiful, intelligent, science-and-liberal-causes women who travel all over the world like it was nothing. also, I'm in a position within the department where being nice to me makes their lives a lot easier, so they're always flattering me and buying me drinks and cat postcards. it's rough. pity me.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:23 (9 months ago) Permalink
my office is 97.5% male...
― koogs, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:29 (9 months ago) Permalink
my personal office that I work in by myself isn't even that male.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:30 (9 months ago) Permalink
Mine lives two states away and probably likes basketball and is a bro and for the love of little green apples, works in Finance. FINANCE. What is wrong with me. But he has a shockingly great voice, I would probably do & believe anything that voice told me to. Physically he's kind of Hathaway-esque: not obviously good looking but...arresting. I will never ever ever tell him because letting people know you like them leads to embarrassment. And I couldn't bear for him to know and take pity on me--or avoid me. Either way. Show nothing.
― check the name, no caps, boom, i'm (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:31 (9 months ago) Permalink
Ha ha, sounds like a terrible life, f.hazel, but I suppose someone has to do it. Bastard. ;-)
I wish I knew how to talk to a crush without turning into a 9 year old. But basically the only way I know how to respond is to pull his pigtails and give him a really hard time, and tell him he's rubbish and he's making my job difficult. And then I worry that it's not fair to give him a hard time, even joking, but I guess he thinks I'm just a ballbuster who gives everyone a hard time. I should probably be less obvious about telling him he's crap at least twice a day.
― my god it's full of straw (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:33 (9 months ago) Permalink
I will never ever ever tell him because letting people know you like them leads to embarrassment.
^but the one time it hits and its a match and the other person is up for giving you a chance makes all the times you get shot down in flames worth it. at least in my experience, and i have had plenty of "shot down in flames" (rip bon scott) moments.
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:36 (9 months ago) Permalink
There's getting shot down in flames, and there's getting shot down in flames by someone who you have to work closely with and interact with every day for the rest of your career at that office.
Plus I am terrified of making someone else uncomfortable, or creating that old ~hostile working environment~ so I think Laurel really has the best idea. Don't make it embarrassing or awkward.
― my god it's full of straw (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:39 (9 months ago) Permalink
I kind of like it when women flirt by berating me. It feels appropriate.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:41 (9 months ago) Permalink
flirting by giving each other shit is fun
― rayuela, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:42 (9 months ago) Permalink
But it can lead to pretty epic getting shot down in flames when it turns out they're just berating you with no ulterior motives.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:43 (9 months ago) Permalink
sincere compliments make for terrible banter!
watching other people flirt by berating one another is so fucking weird
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:44 (9 months ago) Permalink
had a drunken argument last week with my secret crush about which of us scored higher on the autism spectrum
― just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:44 (9 months ago) Permalink
It's true, there's really nowhere to go with a compliment.
― check the name, no caps, boom, i'm (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:44 (9 months ago) Permalink
It's kind of a conversational dead end.
― check the name, no caps, boom, i'm (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:45 (9 months ago) Permalink
wasn't really berating tho it was more professional discussion
― just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:45 (9 months ago) Permalink
there's a difference?
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:47 (9 months ago) Permalink
what level of berating are we talking here? beyond giving someone shit? berating seems kind of harsh
― rayuela, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:47 (9 months ago) Permalink
i'm envisioning "god, you really fucked up this report"
Or "when are you going to learn how to do your damn job correctly?"
He wouldn't dare give me shit. I'd bite his head off and he knows it. He cowers and smirks, I have him trained already.
― my god it's full of straw (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:48 (9 months ago) Permalink
He cowers behind the desk to hide the tenting you are causing with your flirty beratings.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:52 (9 months ago) Permalink
That is extremely unlikely. He is half my age.
I have already said that when training young men to do the checking for me, the first time they make a stupid mistake, I shout at them so ferociously so that they will never do it again.
Basically his job is checking data, and my job is fixing data errors, so I complain that he is rubbish for picking up obscure errors that I will have to chase around and be unable to fix. And then I tell him that I hate him and he's ruining my job and ruining my beautiful database with his over-zealousness. And then his boss laughs at me and tells him that he is good for finding an error so obscure that I can't fix it. They are basically setting up the two new show-off know-it-all smart-asses in the office to catch one another out. Which would be quite funny if he wasn't so fucking attractive.
― my god it's full of straw (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:54 (9 months ago) Permalink
That kind of tension can give excellent productivity results if handled properly.
― Ogni tanto mi piace un'occhiata del Tevere (Michael White), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:57 (9 months ago) Permalink
"handled"
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:58 (9 months ago) Permalink
thread of appropriate sexual innuendo
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:58 (9 months ago) Permalink
I am just awful at this kind of thing.
Last week, he kept setting up all these double entendres that I didn't even realise could be construed as such until it was too late to turn them back on him. Like, if I were slightly quicker, would have been an excellent "that's what she said" but I'm just slow and it didn't hit me until 5 minutes too late.
Or maybe I just have my nose put out of joint that he's new and clever and everyone is fawning over him because he can do a fucking pivot table ::rolls eyes:: and I just want to blow raspberries and tell him to come back when he's built a database or 6.
― my god it's full of straw (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 21:05 (9 months ago) Permalink
I would actually hate him if he wasn't v v v pretty.
Curse his cheekbones.
― my god it's full of straw (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 21:10 (9 months ago) Permalink
We are interviewing for a position within our department and I am being very adult and not just crushing on the cute girl with a degree in textiles and awesome tattoos.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 30 August 2012 16:13 (9 months ago) Permalink
I am not doing that.
Be very, very careful with crushing on people in the interview process. Especially if you have a hand in the selection process.
This is how it started for me.
Got to work one day and this 20 y.o. TY lookalike gets in the lift with me. Gets off at my floor. 30 minutes later, I hear my boss talking to some bloke in the conference room about complexity theory and Chinese linguistics and totally hott maths type stuff to the point where I asked afterwards "who was that?" because I had a ladyboner for his interview technique.
We all get together to discuss who we're going to hire. After making a crack about "hire whichever one is cuter" (I was all "ha ha, kidding, I'd be sacked if I were a man and said that" but boss grinned and said "well, which one would that be, WCC?") I tell them to hire whichever one it was talking about hott lingustics and maths geek stuff because that would make for fun office banter.
3 months later, it's "here's the new boy and we're seating him RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR DESK, WCC and making him work on your stuff" just so I have to stare at him all day.
^^^^^ do not do this. This way madness lies.
― my god it's full of straw (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Thursday, 30 August 2012 17:43 (9 months ago) Permalink
Luckily the rest of the staff knows I am generally useless and directed wholly by passions, obsessions, etc. so they will weigh my input accordingly. As a professional however, I must try and remain detached.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 30 August 2012 19:58 (9 months ago) Permalink
hahaha, he actually said that when no-one spoke up. but in this context it stood for international phonetic alphabet.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 18 January 2013 00:37 (5 months ago) Permalink
haven't talked to her this year. freed myself of the shackles. feeling good. looking forward to independence, thoughts no longer obsessively turning over one subject, and making all other subjects attendant upon that main subject or chucking them out if not.
three things recently felt like they had relevance to this however:
1) an interview with George Saunders where the interviewer says at one point
We’d been on the subject of death for a while. A friend I loved very much died recently, and I was trying to describe the state I sometimes still found myself in — not quite of this world, but each day a little less removed — and how I knew it was a good thing, the re-entry, but I regretted it too, because it meant the dimming of a kind of awareness that doesn’t get lit up very much.
the fact this relates to death is probably a good example exemplary of the greedy melodramatic bathos of the lovelorn - co-opting the genuinely moving or tragic in language or moments to the cause of self dramatisation. not sure it's a bad thing - can look rather absurd from the outside. but anyway, yes, that dimming. (after all part of the dangerous seduction of the IPA is the excitement (nascent love) it brings to the dull (monotonous work).)
2) Taylor Swift singing 'I forget about you long enough to forget why I needed to' - a version of Elvis' I Forgot To Remember to Forget You, I guess, but I like the recursive sense in T Swift's version: you think you're ok enough not to worry about falling back into thinking about them and seeing them, and if you're still thinking that you're still enmeshed. An addictive mentality. That line's from All Too Well, a song that also contains the line 'I might be OK, but I'm not fine at all' - a very good description of maintaining day-to-day life amidst the unimportant foolish misery of IPA heartbreak).
3) A line in James Merrill's The Book of Ephraim (I posted about it here)... well, it's the final line from this bit anyway:
Lodeizen, Hans, 1924-50,Dutch poet. Author of Het InnerlijkBehang, &c. Studies in America.Clever, goodnatured, solitary, blond,All to a disquieting degree.Plays a recording of the "Spring" SonataOne May night when JM has a fever;Unspoken things divide them from then on.
That description of an unbroachable silence growing between people, until they become alien to each other who once had each other so well known - of losing people through silence - is great. There's also a feeling that 'unspoken things' is representative not just of silence, but of 'dark unnatural things', malign entities - unspoken because we must not speak of them - that come between people, populating the space between them and muffling the human desire to communicate, sowing death and sadness (after all the last time you speak to someone is a kind of death, the last time you properly speak to them).
Anyway, there was a rapprochement today, 'How are you?! are you busy?! thanks for the cd! (now you thank me, he said darkly. but there can be no backsliding. IPA is for drinking. Or a handy tool for analysis of and instruction in a læẽgwəd͡ʒɪz sound system.
― Fizzles, Monday, 21 January 2013 22:41 (4 months ago) Permalink
~*Our Last Day Together*~
;_;
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:33 (4 months ago) Permalink
:(
― :C (crüt), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:33 (4 months ago) Permalink
but there can be no backsliding
correction: there can be some backsliding.
― Say Bo to a (Fizzles), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 21:37 (4 months ago) Permalink
grady, i have a feeling some of us possibly including me are half-hoping you say/said something enigmatic with a pleasant but slightly dodgy undertone on your way out the door and that if you do/did you will make a full and frank report.
― estela, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 22:15 (4 months ago) Permalink
― kinder, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 22:19 (4 months ago) Permalink
estela otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 22:20 (4 months ago) Permalink
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 22:22 (4 months ago) Permalink
Fizzles needs thread to initiate professional rapprochements
― ben foster five (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 22:22 (4 months ago) Permalink
xpost oops it's in spanish lol, oh well
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 22:24 (4 months ago) Permalink
fizzles, did i briefly meet the subject of this attachment? my visual memory has faded but i can recall that there was definitely cause for distraction
― imago, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 22:26 (4 months ago) Permalink
Italian, actually.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 22:44 (4 months ago) Permalink
which is the Italian title of Love, Actually.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 22:45 (4 months ago) Permalink
she kind of beat me to this tbh!! all I had to do was give a knowing smile and nod, which was more than enough.
she took me out to lunch btw
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 23:12 (4 months ago) Permalink
<3 grady shows us how to leave
― estela, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 23:26 (4 months ago) Permalink
nice
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 23:29 (4 months ago) Permalink
did i briefly meet the subject of this attachment? my visual memory has faded but i can recall that there was definitely cause for distraction
I don't think that would have been possible tbh (tho it is possible you briefly met an appropriate and perfectly sanctified attachment, who I also knew in a professional capacity - not quite such a catchy thread title).
Need to practice grady's nod and smile. way things have gone generally I'd look like a yokel with a twitch.
― Say Bo to a (Fizzles), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 07:59 (4 months ago) Permalink
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― fizzle tics (Fizzles), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 18:36 (4 months ago) Permalink
― fizzles tics (Fizzles), Saturday, 23 February 2013 16:40 (3 months ago) Permalink
The sun is hot stuff, fizzles. Next time epoxy yr feathers.
― Aimless, Saturday, 23 February 2013 19:02 (3 months ago) Permalink
she is nothing like the sun. more like a quasar.
― fizzles tics (Fizzles), Sunday, 24 February 2013 10:35 (3 months ago) Permalink
need wings of elemental adamant from the core of Pluto.
and to flap very hard.
― fizzles tics (Fizzles), Sunday, 24 February 2013 10:38 (3 months ago) Permalink
Damn bro that's a hell of a pedestal you're building
― new hope for orang-utan (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 24 February 2013 10:58 (3 months ago) Permalink
yeah, tell me about it. rest assured she's just a v nice person who I like a lot. not, idk, Cleopatra or anything, nor am I on some self-destructive jag like Bob in Hamilton's The Midnight Bell. but we're close professionally and like elliptical orbits seem to have times of great closeness and at other times for us to be distant from each other.
distance is safest and easiest to either envisage escaping from, or having escaped from, or in the process of escaping from the attachment, but is a lot less fun than the closeness.
basically I'm happier in her company than out of it, and I've resigned myself to being hooked until I'm unhooked. and well, you never know - we do have a ball from time to time.
in fact both Ezra and Icarus were chosen as much for their portrayals of indifference or embarrassment of the rest of the world (idk the story behind the durer - but that's what it looks like). obv such things are v important to the person going thru them - the most important thing - but to the outside world there is at best a bafflement. think Kipling's a rag a bone and a hank of hair.
I shd probably shut up rly, as it's been veering twds 77 territory for a while, but there is a large part of me that finds it not unamusing or without interest.
― fizzles tics (Fizzles), Sunday, 24 February 2013 11:36 (3 months ago) Permalink
we do have a ball from time to time
if ever further clarification were needed
― c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Sunday, 24 February 2013 11:55 (3 months ago) Permalink
(please answer in pictorial form)
― c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Sunday, 24 February 2013 11:57 (3 months ago) Permalink
Just starting to experience this for the first time. Not sure I'd find my crush remotely attractive outside of the workplace environment, but I'm curiously unmoved by this realisation. If anything it adds a slight air of mystique to the attraction.
Fortunately I'm spared all the awkwardness that's supposed to be attendant on this sort of situation by the fact that she's married and a decade older than me, and I'm kinda viewed as the baby in the office. I'm not sure anyone takes me very seriously yet. To that extent I suppose this is more like crushing on a teacher than a colleague, even though she is the person in the office who's nearest me in age. Still, it's quite nice though. Again, as with teachers at school, I suspect it'd be near impossible to work in a office with more than a couple of members of the opposite sex and not fancy any of them even a little bit.
In fact, upon reflection, this is EXACTLY like fancying the teacher at school - the fact that she's married and unattainable is the whole point I think. Never really thought about it in those terms though
― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 24 February 2013 12:00 (3 months ago) Permalink
Miss Fenwick. I must have been about five or six. Distraught when she married a German. Genuinely felt the barriers were not insuperable. Feel WD describes appropriate inappropriate professional attachment and I shd listen and learn.
imago - ill have a think about a pictorial representation of our hi-jinks, but in the meantime you did remind me that I have a... inappropriate er... something attachment to the grouping of women at the far left front of Poussin's Triumph of David, that is at least partially informed by my IPA tho largely in spirit and deportment than featural resemblance:
― fizzles tics (Fizzles), Sunday, 24 February 2013 12:29 (3 months ago) Permalink
I always figured lj would return, i forgot about the rules of the sequel- add spawn
― lance armstrong will have been delighted (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 February 2013 12:32 (3 months ago) Permalink
Aliens in Dulwich Picture Gallery. Examining catalogue nos etc. Ah balls, anyway. it's the thread for it after all.
― fizzles tics (Fizzles), Sunday, 24 February 2013 12:43 (3 months ago) Permalink
xpost and, ah, easy there fella. I may leave trails but I prefer them of breadcrumbs than actual ID parades.
― fizzles tics (Fizzles), Sunday, 24 February 2013 12:44 (3 months ago) Permalink
We should probably hang fire on this sort of judgement at least until I've got through a Christmas party or a leaving do or something. I may turn out to have feet of clay yet, definitely have previous with hugely inappropriate declarations of, if not love, then certainly affection/lust on these sorts of occasions.
― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 24 February 2013 12:52 (3 months ago) Permalink
Oh and how's N.5. getting on? Has he gone full Ralf Hutter yet? Never seen a man so preternaturally suited to his work - I think witnessing his neophyte mastery was what discouraged me from really trying
― c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Sunday, 24 February 2013 12:54 (3 months ago) Permalink
actually, sorry to be self-important, esp after the self-important garrulousness itt, but do you mind if I get mods to redact the post? it's not so much g00gling as the fact that there are other people I know who go on the site from time to time.
― fizzles tics (Fizzles), Sunday, 24 February 2013 13:42 (3 months ago) Permalink
And so.
― c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Sunday, 24 February 2013 13:44 (3 months ago) Permalink
Ah it's not quite a triple handjob but for nununuilx its enough to be going on with
― lance armstrong will have been delighted (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 February 2013 13:55 (3 months ago) Permalink
oh my god the women at my new workplace
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 1 March 2013 12:04 (3 months ago) Permalink
Otm
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Friday, 1 March 2013 12:06 (3 months ago) Permalink
no joke one of the "br4nd's thr33 c0r3 v4lu3s" is "flir7y"
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 1 March 2013 14:34 (3 months ago) Permalink
lol
― :C (crüt), Friday, 1 March 2013 14:47 (3 months ago) Permalink
I dream of staying at a flirty hotel.
― give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Thursday, 21 March 2013 16:09 (2 months ago) Permalink
developing IPA from grad student who keeps coming into my office to hang out/get away from studies (many of them do this, so not necessarily a sign of interest)
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 21 March 2013 17:44 (2 months ago) Permalink
Your posts are invalid unless you write them in IPA http://ipa.typeit.org/full/
― and that sounds like a gong-concert (La Lechera), Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:24 (2 months ago) Permalink
does your glottal stop when walks in the room?
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:39 (2 months ago) Permalink
appropriate bar crush is go
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 05:41 (1 month ago) Permalink
this shit sucks ;_;
― Roz, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 17:45 (2 weeks ago) Permalink