the eric andre show

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get yourself together man
move to philly
buy a loft
start a noise band
get 6 or 7 roommates
eat hummus with them
book some gigs
paint
smoke cloves
listen to animal collective
start some type of salsa company

johnny crunch, Thursday, 21 June 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

poll

la musica de harry frogbs (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 21 June 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

get 6 or 7 roommates tops

old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Thursday, 21 June 2012 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

THANK YOU WHINEY

toandos, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 04:59 (eleven years ago) link

scat auto tune

pplains, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

The second time Bruce Vilanch crashed into the desk I lost it completely.

cwkiii, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

you're like stunningly beautiful
you look like a girl that, like, really enjoys doritos

johnny crunch, Saturday, 21 July 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

who knew that mensa were such bitches?

pplains, Saturday, 21 July 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

I really didn't think I would find a T&E-associated venture I liked more than Tom Goes To The Mayor but this show is fucking incredible

PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Saturday, 21 July 2012 02:17 (eleven years ago) link

Has anybody seen the live performances of this?

Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Saturday, 21 July 2012 02:31 (eleven years ago) link

dave cool tweeted about it.

pplains, Saturday, 21 July 2012 02:42 (eleven years ago) link

The live show was like full-contact Odd Future Gallagher Gang Smash Em All

camp lo magellan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 21 July 2012 02:56 (eleven years ago) link

five months pass...

this is fucking hilarious, can't believe i've been sleeping on this show

Spectrum, Friday, 4 January 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

eight months pass...

didn't realize there was a thread. I love this goddamn show. Hannibal for president.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ATc0oZcX9Y

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:37 (ten years ago) link

the bit where he has a grizzly bear on had me doubled over

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link

TOUR DATES
Nov 7 ­- Seattle, WA ­- The Crocodile
Nov 8 -­ Portland, OR ­- Star Theatre
Nov 9 -­ Eugene, OR - W.O.W. Hall
Nov 11 ­- San Francisco, CA -­ The Chapel
Nov 14 ­- Phoenix, AZ -­ Crescent Ballroom
Nov 16 -­ Austin, TX ­- Red 7
Nov 18 ­- New Orleans, LA ­- One Eyed Jacks
Nov 19 ­- Atlanta, GA ­- Terminal West
Nov 20 -­ Nashville, TN -­ Exit/In

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link

this is back on friday

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 02:30 (ten years ago) link

season premiere was pretty funny. one of the guests seemed genuinely pissed off he wasn't booked on a "real" talk show. hot package was pretty good, too, new show by the TV Carnage guy.

Spectrum, Friday, 4 October 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link

holy God this is the fucking funniest thing ever.

just saw the New Years Eve Spooktacular. the Luther Vandross wheel had me dying...and the improvised song about New Years sang over the kids in the band.

Neanderthal, Monday, 14 October 2013 06:21 (ten years ago) link

it's time for a segment called

THESE...ARE...PEOPLE

Neanderthal, Monday, 14 October 2013 06:23 (ten years ago) link

lolololol ghostbusters

"her own worst critic"

Mordy , Tuesday, 15 October 2013 02:06 (ten years ago) link

cannot stop LOLing at "You're the Pat Summit of my dick"

Neanderthal, Friday, 18 October 2013 05:45 (ten years ago) link

still LOL when I think of this one reply Hannibal gave to Eric in one episode. can't remember it verbatim, but it was something like "In your mind, you really think those words needed to be on television"?

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link

ha ha. after his beyonce/stomachs thing.

schlump, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link

oh my God, this last episode had me in tears.

the Joran Van Der Sloot/James Van Der Beek conflation joke ("did you kill that girl in the Aruba?").

The cooking segment ("THERE IS NO GOD! ONCE YOU'RE DEAD THAT'S IT! YOU KNOW WHAT COOKING IS, ERIC? PAIN!).

T-Pain firing a gun while finishing the Star-Spangled Banner

God this guy ..........I would teabag him if it meant endless episodes.

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link

great show, didn't know there was more than one season

Sébastien, Sunday, 3 November 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link

van der beek looked a little like the experience was genuinely fucking with him! I like the way celebrities come on the show and appear to be sideswiped by all the gags

there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 November 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link

eric andre hit me in the head with a garbage can and all i got was this lousy headache

anky, Friday, 8 November 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link

(Hint: Van Der Beek and Krysten Ritter were both on Don't Trust The B... w/E. Andre, so they probablly know at least a little of what's up. Or at least a little more than, say, Lou Ferigno.)

little shitty donut anus (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 November 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link

wink Martendale was crepey

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 November 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link

went and saw him last night. show was MESSY. he brained me with a garbage can and hit lxy with a drinks tray.
no hannibal :(

anky, Saturday, 9 November 2013 00:10 (ten years ago) link

http://i43.tinypic.com/501is4.jpg

anky, Saturday, 9 November 2013 00:10 (ten years ago) link

he interviewd butterfly from digable planets & made him verrry uncomfortable when he asked him how far he got with ladybug

anky, Saturday, 9 November 2013 00:12 (ten years ago) link

love this guy

there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 November 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link

the unintelligible rapper was great this week

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 November 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link

i love andre's noize dude moanwave pedal monologue

imago-er not a show-er (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 16 November 2013 04:41 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

why the fuck and how the fuck did it take me so long to watch this show? this show is incredible

balls, Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:11 (ten years ago) link

"THIS SOUNDS... LIKE A DIPLO SONG"
wyatt cenac and henry rollins cameos a+

Best episode

tuostprophets (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 8 December 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link

henry rollins looks a lot like macgyver these days

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 9 December 2013 23:19 (ten years ago) link

missed the rollins episode but this week's finale was basically exactly what i've been wanting the show to do from day one.

nose, Friday, 13 December 2013 05:49 (ten years ago) link

this has definitely become one of the best things on tv this season
very noise
want to see this live very badly now

i crashed on this dude's c0uch once

mitch hedberg and kevin hart (sleepingbag), Friday, 13 December 2013 07:47 (ten years ago) link

what did it smell like

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 December 2013 08:00 (ten years ago) link

Bad Trip isn't really VERY bad. It's possibly the most unapologetically dumb thing I've ever seen (there's a lengthy scene where Eric breaks into a zoo cage and is repeatedly raped by a gorilla in front of a tour group of unsuspecting patrons) but it somehow keeps moving the chains.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 May 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link

i mean, to be clear, it IS really very bad. but it's watchable!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 May 2020 16:46 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

The stand up special is bonkers.

In a good way

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 10:44 (three years ago) link

v funny

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 12:45 (three years ago) link

Has some good moments. I don't think it's his ideal format though

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 12:48 (three years ago) link

A lot of the bits were just him describing visuals that they would have executed if it were part of one of his show's episodes. Which was fine! It was fun.

Evan, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 12:58 (three years ago) link

I don't think standup is where he excels best, but he has kind of an astructural style like Bob Saget which I enjoy

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 15:14 (three years ago) link

had some really hard LOLs, but target audience was clearly like, 17 year old stoners

flopson, Thursday, 25 June 2020 07:27 (three years ago) link

i like when his voice gets really loud

flopson, Thursday, 25 June 2020 07:27 (three years ago) link

Does the netflix show get better after like the first 10-15 minutes?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link

yes, significantly so. it starts a bit meander-y even by his own standards

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 16:22 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DS0W7ttplg

old routine but as someone who actually has seen the show in question this is quite accurate

frogbs, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link

funny thing about this is the Eric Andre show can kinda be described the same way

frogbs, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 16:26 (three years ago) link

netflix special is watchable but eric's dada-chic anarcho-progressive schtick, sans high concept framing, begins to eat its own tail quickly

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 16:29 (three years ago) link

saw him do straight stand up about 5 years ago in a smallish club and it seemed a lot better than this. but tbf we nodded off after like 15-20 min

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link

(of Netflix special)

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link

based on what i know from his earlier club work, the danger of being potentially clobbered by eric likely would've made a live experience a lot more exciting... he was pretty out of control i think

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 22:08 (three years ago) link

Nu-COVID-style repeat appearance on Hot Ones (the first one from 2016 is hilarious):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kBnlL-XpPc

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 11 July 2020 03:37 (three years ago) link

...that ends in a seriously not good fashion, oof.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 11 July 2020 03:42 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

SEASON FIVE ON OCTOBER 25
https://www.instagram.com/p/CE93E9jj97-

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 13 September 2020 21:33 (three years ago) link

well that's cool cause he should stick to that format, preferably with lots of man-on-the-streetness. the standup special was not so good. "you guys ever try DRUGS before? that shit's so crazy!"

I like to just pretend his movie never happened

the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 13 September 2020 21:45 (three years ago) link

It’s not his best side but I thought it was pretty decent

frogbs, Sunday, 13 September 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

pic.twitter.com/7OWw7ysEFz

— Eric Andre (@ericandre) October 16, 2020

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 17 October 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link

TIME TO DELIVER A PI ZZA BALLLLL

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 17 October 2020 03:01 (three years ago) link

the intro to that bit is probably the greatest 5 seconds of television ever made

frogbs, Saturday, 17 October 2020 03:04 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U3Lk-Fml4c

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 17 October 2020 03:12 (three years ago) link

bump

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 26 October 2020 04:24 (three years ago) link

Thank u 4 reminder to record the encore presentations overnite, missing the season premieres would have been tragic.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 October 2020 04:39 (three years ago) link

first two episodes are not good. mostly callbacks to old gags and lots of guests who are clearly aware they're walking into a goof. everything has felt stale and canned so far.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 22:32 (three years ago) link

All true but for some reason watching it on a whim over lunch without any expectations I still idly enjoyed it. My critical brain was totally not paying attention.

Evan, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 22:45 (three years ago) link

i mean i'll keep watching it! but these felt particularly unengaged to me and, given eric's generally uninspired work since s4 wrapped, i'm a little worried

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link

s5e4 starts off a little slow but is one of the better eps in many seasons.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 07:12 (three years ago) link

yeah, both 3 and 4 were steps up.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 14:13 (three years ago) link

I've been doing my umpteenth rewatch of the series before starting the new season. I've seen it all enough at this point that it's a pleasant surprise when, say, tap sensation Savion Glover still somehow catches me off guard and sends me into fits.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link

lizzo up and omarion are good high points
intrepid reporter kicking the shit out of a guy is amusing too

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link

the constant callbacks get a little tired though. did we really need another riff on the classic "time to deliver a pizzaball" melody

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 14:33 (three years ago) link

i don't think Eric will ever top musical guests Exhumed and The Supremes playing side by side

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link

my regard for lizzo, which was already pretty high, has risen

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 20:02 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Blasted through s2-5 over the past couple of days (the latter for the first time). Season 5 really only suffers in comparison to four previous seasons of maybe the funniest show of all time. That's a lot to live up to. It's just too bad that the funniest bit of the season (The Pageant) happened at the absolute end of the season.

Telly Salivas (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 December 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Forgive the thread spam, but I wanted to note that this show's 2020 season is nominated in the 2020 ILX TV poll:

ILX's Best Television of 2020 Poll / VOTING AND CAMPAIGNING THREAD / Voting Ends After January 29, 2021

If you like this show and you'd like to see it have a good showing in the poll (running in February) all you need to do is submit a ballot including it and your other favorites (3 minimum, 25 maximum, ranked by your favorite to least favorite) to forksclovetofu at gmail. It'll take five minutes; get to it!

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 January 2021 19:42 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

(vv obvs nsfw!)

https://onlyfans.com/ericandre

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 23:37 (three years ago) link

lol, i don't want to see but i kinda wanna see i guess not really but am i gonna google this no i suppose i'm not

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 23:48 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

do i want to pay $80 to go to this i wonder

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 February 2023 21:07 (one year ago) link

worth it

johnny crunch, Thursday, 16 February 2023 23:59 (one year ago) link

you've seen him do a live thing? or just want to?

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 February 2023 03:05 (one year ago) link

Dude just funny

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 February 2023 03:17 (one year ago) link

Knockdown is a fun place

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 17 February 2023 14:29 (one year ago) link

i saw him live a few years ago and i laughed for like 10 mins straight but a big part of that is that he brought a local old guy on stage for a bit and he somehow managed to pull the perfect weird old french man

Potemkin Mystery Dungeon (Will M.), Saturday, 18 February 2023 22:05 (one year ago) link


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