101 reasons to call in sick...

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1. My nails are growing too fast.

Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 11:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

2. Cannot keep up with SNA

o s– man (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

3. Hate your job.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

4. Wanking yrself daft

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

5. Weak ankles

underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

6. Hate your co-workers

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

7. What job?

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

8. Curating an outsider music festival in aid of the kiddies

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

9. Chained to a radiator in Beirut

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

10. Need to clear Steam backlog.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

11. Really want to sleep in

Mordy, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

12. You stink

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

9. The pope says no

underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

14. Sudden Onset Innumeracy

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

14. Innumerate

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

#whatever New EU regs

underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

15. Your position is irrelevant due to job role duplication.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

18. Really good episode of Jeremy Kyle this morning

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

17. Actually sick.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

20. Stayed up all night playing Supercasino on Channel 5

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

21. Posting repeated requests to modreq board to sort out numbering errors.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

22. Drugs haven't worn off yet.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

18. Agency staff are cheaper, work harder, you feel guilty for the taxpayer

underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

24. Disagree with the concept of time

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

25. Everyone else has already called in sick today and you'll be damned if you're going in.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

26. You're having a fart attack.

how's life, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

27. In bed with a hot chick

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

28. Spunked your bus fare on magic beans

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

29. Helping that bloke from Art Attack move a long cardboard tube.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

30. Tore a whole in your last good pair of work trousers.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

31. Fundamentally a bad person

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

31. Where you are now has a PS3, where they want you to go doesn't

underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

32. Spunked magic beans on your bus fare.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

33. You work for Sony and you realise that you can count playing games on your PS3 as 'working from home'.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

34. You are the Queen

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

35. You are a fat cat director who can do things like calling in 'sick' when your 'illness' is gout caused by being a cigar smoking brandy drinking non-exercising fat waste of space.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

36. Every cunt is a dub

underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

hmmm suspect that one is from real life

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

37. Been selected to manage England.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

38. Are England manager

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

39. Dog has absconded with contents of Swiss bank account

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

40. Trying to come up with funny things to post to the '101 reasons to call in sick...' thread.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

41. Invisible rabbit suggests you hang out and get drunk instead.

Touché Gödel (ledge), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 13:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

42. got so wasted night before

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 13:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

43. it's been at least a few weeks since you last called in sick

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 13:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

44. you're sad because this wasn't the job you wanted when you were 7

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 13:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

41 should be giant invisible rabbit of course.

45. Sudden chronic fear of world beyond duvet.

Touché Gödel (ledge), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 13:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

46. locked myself inside a North Face bag

Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

47. Chelsea won the Champion's League

underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

48. I've lost the want of the smell of a pound

underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

49. still stuck at the queue at the latest popup street food stand from last night

Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

50. Been asked to be last minute replacement for Englebert Humperdinck at this year's Eurovision.

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

51. General strike, unless of course you're an armchair activist aka an ILXor

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

52. Method acting preparation for lead role in am-dram production of Metamorphosis.

Touché Gödel (ledge), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

54. Woodchipper mishap

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

55. Virtual digital payment just doesn't create the same incentive as cold hard cash.

challoped potatoes (j.lu), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

good one tbh

underleg aeroboots i have smithed (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 14:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

56. no clothes

Crackle Box, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

57. Too ashamed to face non-armchair activists

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

58. All those IEDs on the route to work

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

57. proving point about stupid annoying co-workers inability to do their job

Crackle Box, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

58. Went to sleep in homemade teleporter, woke up with head of fly.

Touché Gödel (ledge), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

59. I've been feeling kindof, I dunno, maybe it's allergies or something...?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

60. you expect me to leave the house with all these Misfits episodes to watch?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

61. have decided to take TOIL for every second that work has entered your mind outside of office hours.

danny houellebecq (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

62. driving with the sun in my eyes can fuck right off

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

63. I'm going to telecommute. ie surf the internet while not being at work.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

61. have decided to take TOIL for every second that work has entered your mind outside of office hours.

― danny houellebecq (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:34 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Best so far.

Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

TOIL = Time off in lieu?

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah, it's a flexitime system so you accrue time off if you do overtime.

Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:52 (1 year ago) Permalink


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