Let's talk about Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman, and how unbelievably fucked up this all is

also serious lols at "black social critic LeRoi Jones"; is dude's favorite basketball player Lew Alcindor?

well tbf the book he's referencing is still has Jones the author. but it's p funny that he missed the chance to drop "AMIRI BARAKA" in the context of shaming do-gooder liberals acting like they know about black people

The guy only has one target - white do-gooder liberals. Every day he reads the headlines and works out how to shape one of them into a hammer with which to bang the same old nail.

It is difficult to stoke the flames of righteous ire in the face of painfully stupid hair

― God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Tuesday, April 10, 2012 5:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dan I love you so much!

Washington Post says he's being charged:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/george-zimmerman-to-be-charged-in-trayvon-martin-shooting-law-enforcement-official-says/2012/04/11/gIQAHJ5oAT_story.html

Good. Maybe they'll issue a warrant and Zimmerman will be, uh, "shot while escaping" from a US Marshall.

he's left the country

They also said they do not know where Zimmerman is.

“You can stop looking in Florida,” Uhrig told reporters. “Look much further away than that.”

Who the fuck are these alleged ex-laywers?

his being out of the country is a distinct possibility. looking forward to the extradition fight lol

and it's not like he jumped bail, thx to the Sanford PD

ok let's catch the subtlety here

Yet the wildly popular post-Trayvon hoodie trend also has the ugly whiff of “slumming it”, even of “blacking up”, where decent white folk parade around in public in the get-up of a class of people they have little connection with or knowledge of.

The black social critic LeRoi Jones once described blacking up...

hmm

― goole, Wednesday, April 11, 2012 10:11 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh wait this is totally amazing just wanted to say

it's like *searches "blacking up" on famous quotes website*

Announcement in Trayvon Martin Case at 6 p.m., Special Prosecutor’s Office Says

"i will shake you, and i will kill you" - liam neeson

Washington Post says he's being charged:

man see u

he can't be tried in absentia and we'll probably never see his sorry ass in this country again. which is something at least.

if he was paranoid racist before man just imagine where he's at now

if he was paranoid racist before man just imagine where he's at now

first thing that popped into my head was "Cabo"

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID14072/images/SammyHagar.jpg

Zimmerman can wear a ramen noodle wig and shades in Cabo and everyone will think he's Sammy.

argh see now he really gets to become a folk hero for assholes.

lol cabo

he's probably in ohio

rhymes with ohio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw5pmDgWMaU

Is there any verification of him actually having left the country, or is that just speculation/joeks?

he was spotted in spain earlier today

I was speculating

speculation/joeks but if I was him I totally would have left the country. it's his ideal option.

guilty admission: I'm getting to the point where the "ha, in your face conservatards" thrill of an indictment would outweigh the actual sense of justice/relief

Be more hilarious if the prosecutor announced Zimmerman was pleading guilty.

ooh shit, otm

i'd be surprised if he fled.

Source telling Miami Herald that there will be just one criminal charge filed.

he did flee, it's just that he fled to his mom's closet

"You have been found guilty of ASSHOLISM."

http://home.comcast.net/~flickhead/PF120507.jpg

Not sure anything about this case could surprise me anymore

all the conservatives who have fallen back on the position of "whoa whoa hold on now, don't rush to judgement, we need to decide these things by weighing the FACTS in a COURT OF LAW" must realize, well, that's the whole fucking problem with this case, right?

i mean i could have posted this like a week ago but still.

zimmerman showing up for trial as babs walton would surprise me

"babs walton"

BABS JOHNSON

sorry, d

Brendan O'Neill is the editor of spiked, an independent online phenomenon dedicated to raising the horizons of humanity by waging a culture war of words against misanthropy, priggishness, prejudice, luddism, illiberalism and irrationalism in all their ancient and modern forms.

i read that and then closed the tab

lol

let me guess

misanthropy = feminism
priggishness = feminism
prejudice = non-whites esp black people
luddism = the unemployed
illiberalism = liberalism
irrationalism = lived experience

Not really, he's nominally "left wing" but his articles have always been about juvenile trolling.

He's going to get a ticket for failing to disclose the use of a firearm in self-defense.

"i will shake you, and i will kill you" - liam neeson

I have a very particular kind of skills, skills acquired in a long career of shaking

taken & shaken

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/drk.png

omfg lol forever also wth

dying