because why should the sandbox have all the fun
― flags post o fu (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 February 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link
guys don't make passesat tupperware classes
― flags post o fu (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 February 2012 00:40 (twelve years ago) link
if you can't pick a zit with it, don't get upset with it
― The I-Need-a-Cure Singers (unregistered), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago) link
a three-legged man needn't suffer the runs
― "renegade" gnome (remy bean), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:25 (twelve years ago) link
i was gonna but
― flags post o fu (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:26 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, it's pretty annoying. maybe i delete it.
― "renegade" gnome (remy bean), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:27 (twelve years ago) link
the passing of a sixteenth bishop occurs only on a waxing crescent
― "renegade" gnome (remy bean), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:36 (twelve years ago) link
the truth whispered from god to bjork will come to truth when the krill grow legs
― "renegade" gnome (remy bean), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:38 (twelve years ago) link
it is what it is, a zit
― textile in thighville (get bent), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:39 (twelve years ago) link
You've seen one hongro, you've seen them all.
― Aimless, Thursday, 2 February 2012 03:09 (twelve years ago) link
putting the kart before the mario
― rubber belly hand necker (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 2 February 2012 05:04 (twelve years ago) link
if you've never had it, you can't say you've never had had it
― his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 February 2012 07:35 (twelve years ago) link
the oily baby never sleeps
― his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 February 2012 07:42 (twelve years ago) link
thread of this guy
http://www.jrj-socrates.com/Cartoon%20Pics/Cartoon%20Network/Ed%20Edd%20&%20Eddy/Rolf_300.gif
― his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 February 2012 07:45 (twelve years ago) link
clean linen oft hid a pissy mattress
― deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Friday, 16 March 2012 04:31 (twelve years ago) link
hmm that's scrutable tbf
― deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Friday, 16 March 2012 04:32 (twelve years ago) link
you've got to lick it before you click it
― plastic surgery dizbusters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 16 March 2012 05:05 (twelve years ago) link
a stick in the guts is easier than a kick in the nuts
― Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 March 2012 10:37 (twelve years ago) link
absent friends make for bigger rooms
― deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Friday, 16 March 2012 10:46 (twelve years ago) link
if spring is a hat, then summer is a cape
― Euler, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:47 (twelve years ago) link
The third harvest of the year often withers the scythe.
― aonghus, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:48 (twelve years ago) link
bricks make the brother
― Euler, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:52 (twelve years ago) link
why buy a book when it's springtime in Shanghai?
― Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 March 2012 10:52 (twelve years ago) link
otm
― ledge, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:56 (twelve years ago) link
People who live in glass houses should not grow trees
― Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:58 (twelve years ago) link
A bird in the hand is worth it.
Be Patient: God loves a ciggie.
― Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2012 10:59 (twelve years ago) link
There are more things in your bag than there are in that dude's knapsack.
Painting is next to Cleethorpes.
― Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2012 11:00 (twelve years ago) link
Going Commando is a bad idea in a good invasion.
I could do these all day, but I shall stop with one I actually heard one small boy say to a small girl.
"My dad says your mum's stupid"
― Mark G, Friday, 16 March 2012 11:01 (twelve years ago) link
the yolk of oppression is yellow as the sun and as runny as the nile
― deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Friday, 16 March 2012 11:04 (twelve years ago) link
Many a fan has been fluttered in the face of an owl
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Friday, 16 March 2012 11:37 (twelve years ago) link
If you want the butcher's best, be gracious to your guest.
― ledge, Friday, 16 March 2012 11:38 (twelve years ago) link
[You're] as predictable as a wooden book.
(actually heard someone say this once)
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Friday, 16 March 2012 11:39 (twelve years ago) link
Shepherds' pats on your cheese slats
Morning is showing picture of a pony to a milkman.
― lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Friday, 16 March 2012 12:32 (twelve years ago) link
A mug from a place you've never been/is sure to catch the whole world's sin.
― lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Friday, 16 March 2012 12:34 (twelve years ago) link
you don't stifle a fart by holding it in, but by destroying the source of the methane
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 16 March 2012 12:37 (twelve years ago) link
The tweaking midwife always spills the bongwater of the expectant mother.
― Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 16 March 2012 12:46 (twelve years ago) link
If you can't trust a man, then you surely can't leave your house
― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Friday, 16 March 2012 13:03 (twelve years ago) link
A fart a day can make your troubles seem square.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:25 (twelve years ago) link
If you want to win, make your opponent sleep backwards
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:26 (twelve years ago) link
Wear a scarf in the summer? Someone barfed on your mother.
― the same dope water as you (how's life), Thursday, 23 August 2012 10:19 (eleven years ago) link
"Just because it rhymesdoesn't mean it's true"
― Mark G, Thursday, 23 August 2012 10:31 (eleven years ago) link
step on a crack, call the council.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Thursday, 23 August 2012 10:36 (eleven years ago) link
talk like you're wistful. walk like you're full of wind.
― how's life, Thursday, 23 August 2012 11:37 (eleven years ago) link
Penny time is any time you huff a puff of rye.
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link
New friends sit on your lapOld friends give you dap
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:58 (nine years ago) link
it takes a rabbit to scare a miser
― coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link
When a loved one dies, don't be sadCos you can take their stuff
― Neanderthal, Friday, 30 September 2016 05:58 (seven years ago) link
Always listen to your parentsAnd get a stenographer to write it downThen later in life, when they're on their deathbedsBody them with their lies
― Neanderthal, Friday, 30 September 2016 05:59 (seven years ago) link
and take their stuff
an ex-gf was incredibly funny w these (she used to do them in the voice of steve earle's character in the wire) but i cannot remember any of them because none of them made enough sense to remember. just remember not being able to breathe.
― florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, 30 September 2016 06:03 (seven years ago) link
men seldom make passes, much like inert gases
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 30 September 2016 06:19 (seven years ago) link
find a penny on the floorNed Beatty will come through your door
― Neanderthal, Friday, 30 September 2016 06:20 (seven years ago) link
If you can't see the forest, you can't hear the tree.
― Zachary Taylor, Friday, 30 September 2016 06:37 (seven years ago) link
Bodhidharma would have been all over this thread
― erudite beach boys fan (sheesh), Friday, 30 September 2016 07:29 (seven years ago) link
When the wind blows, the wind knows
― droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 30 September 2016 09:00 (seven years ago) link
One sweater, never betterTwo or more, your father's a whore
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 30 September 2016 09:04 (seven years ago) link
Red sky at night, shepherds' delightRed sky in the morning, horrible morning
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Friday, 30 September 2016 09:10 (seven years ago) link
You dont react to the shark, you react to the other fish in the shoal
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 10:47 (four years ago) link
remember, when your pants are down around your ankles- that's the time to pull your socks up
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 10:48 (four years ago) link
when you're in a crater, stop gravitating
― a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 10:50 (four years ago) link
No need to make any up, literal translations of extant proverbs from other languages will suffice. To wit:
'Whether you like it or not, drink up the holy water, Gregory!'
'Placenta ahead, war backwards.'
'Like the Turk and his gun.'
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 10:55 (four years ago) link
Hm, let's see, reckon you can work out what at least one of these is meant to convey
The dog doesn't catch the mouseThree monks have no water to drinkOne turnip, one holeThe candle illuminates others, yet destroys itselfNine cows and one cow hair
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 11:56 (four years ago) link
Or the classic "people mountain people sea"
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 11:57 (four years ago) link
first there is a people then there is no people then there is
― a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 11:59 (four years ago) link
if you are a big tree you have a small hand
happy knife, happy life
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 12:13 (four years ago) link
Only a pony rolls a blank stone
― L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 12:58 (four years ago) link
win at bingo, watch yo twin go
― a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 12:59 (four years ago) link
a hand in the bush is better than being bankrupt
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 12:59 (four years ago) link
seek not riches, seek out bitches
sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes you just have the peanuts
― a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:00 (four years ago) link
― a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 12:59 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
yo la tengo
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:09 (four years ago) link
life is a marathon, not a snickers
there's a mile of shit 'twixt the ox and the abattoir
― hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link
an inch of foreskin, a pound of forebraina spoonful of glans, a head full of sense
― hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:30 (four years ago) link
you can't see the moon through a borrowed spyglass
― hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:35 (four years ago) link
We're always a tithe away from theosis.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:35 (four years ago) link
It's better to have a swallow at the table than a stallion in a stable
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:38 (four years ago) link
two burnt cakes does not one unburnt cake make
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:39 (four years ago) link
Two whereabouts do not a what make.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link
A whale can't see its own tail
― The Pingularity (ledge), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link
A sack of shit is always too heavy
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:43 (four years ago) link
↑ good one, it just rings eternally true.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link
you can't yoke an ox to a ploughing engine
― hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link
A spoonful today will taste okA spoonful tomorrow will taste of sorrow
― The Pingularity (ledge), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:45 (four years ago) link
a chandler never asksesan axeman where his wax isan axeman never quandarieswhere a laundrer keeps his laundries
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link
Refrain from peeing through a keyholeAnd putting keys inside your peehole
― Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:53 (four years ago) link
boil the lance before lancing the boil
― hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:57 (four years ago) link
^vg
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 14:07 (four years ago) link
If your butt feels sour, use that internal power
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:12 (four years ago) link
even a watched clock never boils
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Monday, 6 July 2020 20:38 (three years ago) link
A swallowed turd does not coprophagia make.
― pomenitul, Monday, 6 July 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link
Where there’s a will, there’s a corpse
― Dan Worsley, Monday, 6 July 2020 21:24 (three years ago) link
clean arsehole, clean mind
― calzino, Monday, 6 July 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link
two wrongs don't make a right; but two rights send you into oncoming traffic
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 July 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link
the mintier the julep, the prettier the baby.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 6 July 2020 23:52 (three years ago) link